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Ewok126 Offline
#10651 Posted: Tue, Sep 25 2018, 1:38 AM EST
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Dang you Phil!

This is Ewok's brother Jawa. Ewok no longer lives here. I heard he moved out to the local zoo in Memphis. I was told he found a hot Girl monkey to move in with that could eat a banana like nobody's business. Someone said her name was Phil...is? Blink
mjrburn Offline
#10652 Posted: Tue, Sep 25 2018, 3:13 AM EST
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Dang, the zoos in SC don't have any lady monkeys that talented. Think When you see Ewok, will you ask him if Phil...is ๐ŸŒ has any single sisters? ๐Ÿ’
ypetryna Offline
#10653 Posted: Tue, Sep 25 2018, 1:09 PM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
Dang, the zoos in SC don't have any lady monkeys that talented. Think When you see Ewok, will you ask him if Phil...is ๐ŸŒ has any single sisters? ๐Ÿ’



Mj, why dont you tell me you address and what you smoke. thanks buddy
mjrburn Offline
#10654 Posted: Tue, Sep 25 2018, 6:41 PM EST
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Got a selection together and boxed up for Ewok, should be able to get it shipped tomorrow a.m.
Ewok126 Offline
#10655 Posted: Tue, Sep 25 2018, 7:33 PM EST
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Ewok here,

I get a call from my brother Jawa he tells me I got tossed under the bus. After beating Phil...is off the banana (man that girl is a she devil) I see what brother Jawa is talking about.

Since I have gotten shanghaied here and these name droppers seem to like saying EWOK, Who ever the heck is up next I got em. PM me an address please cause I might not have it.

Whoever it is just be forewarned. You can tell me what you like but honestly I dont give a chit. Your gonna get what I got.....

Sorry I sound ill, I am just dealing with a raw banana thanks to Phil..is

MJ, I asked Phil...is if she had any single sisters that can eat a nanner like she could. She told me but I really couldn't understand her. She is always talking with her mouth full which feels really weird but in a good way d'oh!. I jerked the banana out of her mouth while she was answering and all I heard was 222 whatever the heck that means.



Brother MJ what part of SC you at. Ah hell just shoot me an address for you I will figure it out.

I was born in Seneca. If you head out to some of the small towns like Walhalla, Westminster you can find some of the crazy hot country girl monkeys out there. Oh and Clemson, crazy hot college girl monkeys. But, in Clemson them girl monkeys will eat you out of house and home. You have to be ready to throw them a lot of banana....s. Anxious

Oh, and be careful if you hit one of the small towns and you drink their firewater, the next morning you wake up with a Monkey that looks like Chaka from the land of the lost.
mjrburn Offline
#10656 Posted: Tue, Sep 25 2018, 9:06 PM EST
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Ewok... I'm in Greenville county right on the Anderson border. I have family in Walhalla and West Union, I'm about 45 mins from there. I never played around with the lady apes in that area, probably ought'a shine up the ol nanner and take a road trip to the Seneca zoo this weekend! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š
Ewok126 Offline
#10657 Posted: Tue, Sep 25 2018, 10:22 PM EST
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I hear you, Is the Anderson Jockey Lot still active? I liked that place. I got family in Walhalla as well. If you get to head out that way during nice weather go check out Issaqueena Falls up near Stump House Tunnel. I have climbed that fall from the bottom. I almost fell off the damn thing once at the top but damn it was pretty. Man Many years ago my uncle almost brought down the tunnel. He stole a truckload of fireworks and drove it into the tunnel and set it on fire. I was told alcohol and some good drugs was involved lol. Now I hear they have the front of the tunnel blocked off and you can't get in. I have been to the back of that tunnel many of times in my youth. Was a good place to find some nice looking female Hiker Mountain Monkeys that was willing to give out some cave stuff if you get my meaning lol.
ypetryna Offline
#10658 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 12:51 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
I hear you, Is the Anderson Jockey Lot still active? I liked that place. I got family in Walhalla as well. If you get to head out that way during nice weather go check out Issaqueena Falls up near Stump House Tunnel. I have climbed that fall from the bottom. I almost fell off the damn thing once at the top but damn it was pretty. Man Many years ago my uncle almost brought down the tunnel. He stole a truckload of fireworks and drove it into the tunnel and set it on fire. I was told alcohol and some good drugs was involved lol. Now I hear they have the front of the tunnel blocked off and you can't get in. I have been to the back of that tunnel many of times in my youth. Was a good place to find some nice looking female Hiker Mountain Monkeys that was willing to give out some cave stuff if you get my meaning lol.



ewok, wtf you talk in bout man
Ewok126 Offline
#10659 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 2:50 AM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
ewok, wtf you talk in bout man


You know me brother, I have no clue. I just make it all up as I go.
mjrburn Offline
#10660 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 3:44 AM EST
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Yeah man, the jockey lot is still going strong and everything looks the same around there except for the addition of a new service station and a family dollar.
So many years since I've been to Issaqueena Falls, I can barely remember what it looks like around there. I'd like to see it again but I'm definitely too damned old to try climbing it! โ˜ 
mjrburn Offline
#10661 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 8:35 AM EST
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Smokes headed your way Ewok, should be there by Saturday.

USPS - 9505 5107 0872 8269 0977 09
ypetryna Offline
#10662 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 9:20 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
You know me brother, I have no clue. I just make it all up as I go.



i need a picture book version of your posts. too many wierd work combos to try to visualize
ypetryna Offline
#10663 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 9:34 AM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
Smokes headed your way Ewok, should be there by Saturday.

USPS - 9505 5107 0872 8269 0977 09



ill work on getting you something in the next day or two.
Phil222 Offline
#10664 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 10:58 AM EST
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LMAO @ Ewok. Did they not ban you from the zoo after the last time you stuck your banana in the monkey cage? Gonz
Ewok126 Offline
#10665 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 11:59 AM EST
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Phil222 wrote:
LMAO @ Ewok. Did they not ban you from the zoo after the last time you stuck your banana in the monkey cage? Gonz



Nope, I never got caught by the zoo staff. Well, actually I did get caught 6 or 7 months ago when I was courting Phil...is just not by staff. While I had my banana stuck through the cage bars waving it around, this huge ass silverback Gorilla took a flying leap off a tree branch and snagged my banana. Evidently, he didn't like the idea of me trying to pick one from his harem. He jerked my banana so hard and fast that it slammed me up against the monkey bars. I ended up with a mild concussion, my banana got bent and my cocoanuts swole up. It put me in the hospital for a month or two.

The thing is though, big boy gorilla did not realize he was helping me out. Phil....is, she loves crooked bananas and huge cocoanuts.

I feel bad for him though. It made the local news papers and society thought he was just a gay gorilla. So based on this majority feeling of the locals, the zoo took the silverback and put him in with the other gay monkeys. Since I do feel bad for him, when I go to visit Phil..is I take him photos of Drafter. It seems to have helped him fit in with the other gay silverbacks.
I am just a good samaritan is all. Anxious
Ewok126 Offline
#10666 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 12:02 PM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
i need a picture book version of your posts. too many wierd work combos to try to visualize



It's all right. Usually it takes a brain altering event to see my vision. Beer
cashmoneydave Offline
#10667 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 5:01 PM EST
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Got my package from Phil. Wow what a nice send! I haven't tried most of these, so that's pretty awesome.Thanks Phil!! Here's the damage...

AB Tempus - nh, been wanting to try
Foundry time flies - nh
Aladino Cazador - nh, never heard of
Hoyo Habana - nh, but like other Hoyo's
Henry Clay stalk cut - nh
La Aroma De Cuba - nh
Diesel - nh
Joyo De Nicaragua Dark Corojo - nh


Plus a nice Palio cutter!
mjrburn Offline
#10668 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 5:48 PM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
ill work on getting you something in the next day or two.


Awesome... Thanks! Herfing
corey sellers Offline
#10669 Posted: Wed, Sep 26 2018, 5:55 PM EST
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Posts: 10,363
Who's up now
lance4824 Offline
#10670 Posted: Fri, Sep 28 2018, 7:10 PM EST
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Posts: 664
Who is next?
Ewok126 Offline
#10671 Posted: Fri, Sep 28 2018, 9:42 PM EST
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Well I can say for a fact that mjrburn fits in well because just like the rest of you Dyscalculia Mfers, he can't count for chit.ram27bat

I get home from my Neuropsych visit today to find my mailbox tilted over. I thought someone hit the dang thing but I open it to see that it was just because of the weight.

When I got in the house and opened the box and pulled out the bag Immediately seen a few that has been on my list of wanting to try. I opened the bag and that spanish cedar smell kicked me in the face. That smell is heaven air I swear it is. So, now I know he keeps his humidor right and tight.

Here is the damage from MJRBURN.

Montecristo Pilotico -NH
Tatuaje Tattoo - LOVE EM
Varina Farms Breakfast Blend -NH
Cohiba Macassar NH
Cohiba Puro Dominicana Toro OH HECK YEAH!
Camacho Pre-Embargo 1962 -NH really looking forward to this one
Camacho Corojo -NH looking forward to this one
Perdomo Lot 23 - Had and Love em
Macanudo Cru Royale -Had and love em
Graycliff Double Espresso -NH
Relic by AJ - Had and love em
Man O' War Armada -NH

Brother, I can not say thank you enough for your generosity. Keep your eye on the sky as you will have a bird landing in the next few days. I think I have some black and milds, I will have to look. LOL
mjrburn Offline
#10672 Posted: Fri, Sep 28 2018, 10:39 PM EST
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I'm glad you like the selection... and your mailbox didn't kill over Anxious

Enjoy! Herfing Beer
Ewok126 Offline
#10673 Posted: Tue, Oct 2 2018, 1:44 PM EST
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MJRBURN,

Throw on your hard hat, Return fire is on the way.

USPS TRACKING 9416409699938840991006
mjrburn Offline
#10674 Posted: Tue, Oct 2 2018, 7:36 PM EST
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Thanks Ewok! I'll keep my eyes on my mailbox and a lighter in my hand Herfing
Ewok126 Offline
#10675 Posted: Tue, Oct 2 2018, 11:41 PM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
Thanks Ewok! I'll keep my eyes on my mailbox and a lighter in my hand Herfing



My pleasure brother. The guys did tell you that all I keep in stock is acid cigars and black and milds right? Gonz
mjrburn Offline
#10676 Posted: Wed, Oct 3 2018, 1:05 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
My pleasure brother. The guys did tell you that all I keep in stock is acid cigars and black and milds right? Gonz



those are my favorites!!!
Ewok126 Offline
#10677 Posted: Wed, Oct 3 2018, 5:18 AM EST
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Ha, Then I done good.
ypetryna Offline
#10678 Posted: Wed, Oct 3 2018, 9:29 AM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
ill work on getting you something in the next day or two.



sorry mj, had an emergency last night, gonna work on it tonight
Ewok126 Offline
#10679 Posted: Wed, Oct 3 2018, 4:25 PM EST
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^^^^^ I hope all is ok my millennial brother
ypetryna Offline
#10680 Posted: Wed, Oct 3 2018, 4:43 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
^^^^^ I hope all is ok my millennial brother



im good. sister got hurt at the gym. apparently she learned nothing from me driving myself home on a torn acl from soccer multiple times.

but sometime we gotta do what we dont want to do
Ewok126 Offline
#10681 Posted: Wed, Oct 3 2018, 4:50 PM EST
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Yeah, That's siblings for you right there. They never learn even when good examples are given to go by. Hopefully it wasn't to awful bad and she will heal quick and be back at it in no time.
mjrburn Offline
#10682 Posted: Wed, Oct 3 2018, 8:30 PM EST
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Posts: 1,600
ypetryna wrote:
sorry mj, had an emergency last night, gonna work on it tonight



No worries ypetryna, family first... hope your sister is ok!
mjrburn Offline
#10683 Posted: Thu, Oct 4 2018, 8:39 PM EST
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So, as y'all probably already know, Ewok would have it no other way than to smack the chit outta me for almost breaking his mailbox. After holding a cold steak to my jaw for an hour and waiting for the birdies to stop spinning around my head I was able to identify the awesome stogies I received today...

MB3 Churchill - love
Tat Monster Hyde Cazadore - nh
Alex Bradley Mundial PL6 - nh
Macanudo Vintage 2006 Toro - nh
Macanudo Vintage 1997 Robusto - nh
My Father Le Bijou Torpedo - a personal favorite!
Perdomo Reserve Champagne 10th Aniv. Robusto - nh
Partagas 1845 Black Label Bravo/Robusto - nh, can't wait.
Room 101 S.A. 808 - nh, can't freakin' wait!
Room 101 Ichiban Lonsdale - nh, can't freakin' wait x2!!

... not sure what I did to deserve that azz kickin' but I'm sure I'll enjoy every one of them as I lie around recovering from the bruises ram27bat

Thanks Ewok, it has been a pleasure trading with you my friend!!!
Ewok126 Offline
#10684 Posted: Thu, Oct 4 2018, 9:07 PM EST
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Likewise brother indeed. I hope you get some enjoyment out of em. Just some friendly advice here. As my cabinet humi is still in the stabilizing process it seems, I would absolutely let em rest in yours a bit to get em to the right moisture you prefer. It is going to take me a bit to get this damn cabinet of mine in the zone I think as I am having to still make minor adjustments. It is looking like I am going to have to install a couple of fan kits in this big biatch. lol.

This wasnt an azz kickin at all brother, this was just a tit for tat.

Keep me posted on the ones you get to try and like.
mjrburn Offline
#10685 Posted: Thu, Oct 4 2018, 10:38 PM EST
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Thanks for the heads up, I'll let em rest a while and then start burning em down!

I've been considering a cabinet also, I'd like to know how that one works out for you in the near future.
Ewok126 Offline
#10686 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2018, 8:02 AM EST
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mjrburn wrote:
Thanks for the heads up, I'll let em rest a while and then start burning em down!

I've been considering a cabinet also, I'd like to know how that one works out for you in the near future.



I will keep you posted. As it stands right now she is definitely holding humidity which I think is great considering I converted a curio cabinet lol. It took quite a few days for the humidity to start rising which I knew would happen. I lined it and built the shelfs with 1/4 inch thick spanish cedar. I didn't want to shock it into season by wiping her down with season wipes. I wanted to let it do it all on its own so I just filled a huge bowl with some cigar juice and let her set. Once she hit in the mid 60% I took out the bowl and put in heartfelt beads.

Now what I am seeing is the humidity is wanting to rise a little higher than my desired set point in the upper levels. I have multiple hygrometers actually one at each shelf or level.

All hygrometers was calibrated before going in the cabinet. With the nature of RH being what it is. I am seeing higher RH in the higher shelf levels. I am wanting a more consistent reading at all shelf levels and this is why I think fans are going to be my answer.

I typically like a lower RH than the typical 72%. For me, and this is just OP of course, 72% is to much and I tend to get burn issues when I have kept my cigars at that. I dropped down in the low 60's and the burn seems to go a great deal better for me. It could just all be in my head lol.


So yeah the OCD in me is going nuts when I see 63 at one level and 74 at the upper level. Which I think is nothing to go stupid over but my brain just won't let it go lmaooo.

I am thinking that if I put fans up against the back on small risers to where they are pulling inward between the shelfs and blowing up against the back to where the air hits the back and spreads out to the sides this should distribute the humidity more consistently but I don't really know or should I just put one fan in the top blowing downward or should I just say phug it because 63 on the lower levels to 74 on the upper levels is no super biggy. From my readings this is where an upright becomes a biatch.
mjrburn Offline
#10687 Posted: Fri, Oct 5 2018, 8:30 AM EST
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That's my fear of using a cabinet that is too tall, fighting humidity at different levels and my precious stash suffering from the constant battle. Me being in SC, mother nature gives us summer days at 90% plus and winter days that are sometimes almost zero humidity.
I'm thinking about an end table or night stand conversion, 600-1000 capacity, that way I could keep the cabinet ceiling low and the RH under control... I'd just hafta get on my knees every time I wanted to plunder through my stock! fog and I'm getting too damned old to crawl around on the floor Anxious
mjrburn Offline
#10688 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 2:54 PM EST
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So, I do believe I have managed to single handedly kill this thread and for that I do apologize guys. I also, if I understand the rules correctly, stepped all over the founding fathers' idea for a pib thread instead of a trade thread... again, I apologize. d'oh! Brick wall
How do I make this right? How do we bring this thing back to life? I need to bomb another vet, right?
corey sellers Offline
#10689 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 3:10 PM EST
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There is a funny smell in here who is up
corey sellers Offline
#10690 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 3:11 PM EST
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Kinda of reminds me of bugles
Ewok126 Offline
#10691 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 3:29 PM EST
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BARF!
corey sellers Offline
#10692 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 3:30 PM EST
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Lmao
Ewok126 Offline
#10693 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 3:36 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
There is a funny smell in here. Kinda of reminds me of bugles who is up


So that would be Rmann?Anxious
corey sellers Offline
#10694 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 4:44 PM EST
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I think Ypetryna is up but can't tell with this weird azz smell In here is clouding my judgment
RMAN4443 Offline
#10695 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 4:59 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
I think Ypetryna is up but can't tell with this weird azz smell In here is clouding my judgment

Yeah, I'm not up here.....but I will accept the blame for the stinkage....I've been eating Bugles with some deviled egg dip..Damn I can hardly stand myselfd'oh! d'oh!
corey sellers Offline
#10696 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 5:20 PM EST
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Now all you need is a few PBR to top it off
RMAN4443 Offline
#10697 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 5:24 PM EST
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yeah,that just might "blow the bottom" off of this situation
corey sellers Offline
#10698 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 5:25 PM EST
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You would probably need a seat belt on the golden throne
Ewok126 Offline
#10699 Posted: Sat, Oct 6 2018, 9:11 PM EST
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Shoot, Some gasket sealer so he dont blow out is O ring. I mean, you ever seen a FOG just standing there, suddenly you hear a backfire and his butt hole falls out of his pants leg and rolls across the floor.

It is not a pretty sight.
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#10700 Posted: Sun, Oct 14 2018, 12:14 PM EST
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What happened to Noob Pib? I Vant to play. Who am I sending to? Warning, I am a noob.
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