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So, after a hectic night at work, driving home and minding my own business, I pull into my driveway and what do I see?...a parcel package sitting by my front door. What is this?, I say, I have no order deliveries scheduled and no trades in flight. I pick up the box, HEAVY, like a brick wrapped with more bricks. An Alaska return address...wait, AK, what are you up to?... sucker punched me while I had my back turned!!... an unsolicited, unwarranted and undeserving sucker punch! 11 very nice cigars...

Gispert Intenso, toro, nh
JR Special Corona, Habano Rosada Ecuador, toro, nh
Macanudo Heritage Reserve, rob, nh
Nub Cameroon, 460, love it
Oliva MB3, rob, love it too
2X Oliva O, rob, can never go wrong with the O
Onyx Reserve, toro, nh
Punch Bareknuckle, beli, good, nh this vitola
Punch Signature, gigante, good, nh this vitola
Rocky Patel Vintage 1990, rob, good, nh this vitola
And...

One, bad azz, handmade ashtray with a built in cigar rest and drink holder. I mean, this thing is super freakin' cool!!! Very, very nice punch in the gut there AKDAVE! Thank you so much!

Just remember, as a vet told me not too long ago, in a land far far away... no good deed goes unpunished!!!

mjr

Thanks sob! They're blue but I'm recovering slowly

Ewok pm you the tracking number

I can't turn my back on you fellas for one second!... out for a leisurely walk with a nice cigar and a cup of coffee, stop by the mailbox and what do I see? A box, a fat and heavy box with a return address for Lance (lance4824)... another unsolicited, undeserving, but very much appreciated, kick to the groin!!!

The damage is:

AF Hemingway Signature, perfecto, a favorite!
Osiris V, dbl perfecto, never even heard of, a beautiful woven double wrapper cigar!
DE Undercrown Shade, gordito
LGC Maduro, corona gorda, nh
LGC Serie R Black No.58, gordo, nh
MF La Antiguedad, robusto, nh
Oliva Serie G, robusto, love it!
Oliva Serie V, lancero, nh this vitola
Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary Champagne, churchill, nh this vitola
Room 101 MC3 Roxxo, love it!
and...
Jameson Irish Whiskey, shot bottle, haven't had Jameson in a while, looking forward to enjoying this soon!
A really nice, South Carolina Gamec@cks, wooden cigar rest. I was born and raised a Carolina fan and will always be!!!

Awesome hit, Lance, very cool. Got me with a bunch of nh's and some super cool extras!

Thank you, very much!

Marcus

I didn't do nuttin.


Lance > < Marcus


Very nice indeed Lance! A very awesome ass whippin!

What you talking about, I ain't got no phone!

What does a man gotta do to get some healing time around here!

So Friday, I am just sitting in my office, minding my own business counting the wrinkles on my sack and I get this mysterious message that reads "So, did you get the package that arrived Wednesday?" I was up past around 10 wrinkles and suddenly lost count because my heart started pounding and the adrenaline started rushing. Still being gun shy from the last bomb I had received and trying to get past the PTSD of now having snail raped lips on my face, I ran out to the mailbox and eased up to it with a stick and pushed the door open..... Nothing thank god! Then it struck.

I am not the only one that lives here. I ran into my dark bedroom where my wife was sleeping, tripped over my wifes flip flop, fell, caught my face right on the door knob of the open closet door that was kind enough to knock out my two lower teeth. After feeling around in the dark I found my teeth laying beside the bed and stuck em in my pocket so they can be placed back in later. That was when I noticed this odd smell of burnt hair.

I reached up and cut on the bedside light. I see the wife was asleep but buried under the covers as this is how she normally sleeps. I look around and everything seems normal Thank Goodness and I just mark up the smell to my stroke. That is when from under the covers I hear my wife ask "What are you doing?" I start talking to the mound of blankets telling her about the message I had received. That is when she flips the covers off her head and sits straight up. It was like something in a horror movie. Her face was all burnt, her hair was like super singed. Her forehead now went all the way up to the top of her noggin cause that hair was totally gone, one eyebrow, A black eye, and some teeth missing. I let out a yell cause it scared the piss out of me. She says very angry like "You mean that damn bomb that came in the mail Wednesday? It's in the phuggin kitchen on the counter!

I go into the kitchen and see a box that has Lance's address written on it and the tape cut open where the wife caught the explosion. The good thing is, I doubt my wife will ever check the mail again. The bad news is, I now have a wife that looks like a freaking barbie doll that was in a house fire and for some strange reason she is pissed at me!


Now with all that said, here is the list of damages other than my now freakish looking wife and my two teeth that got knocked out.


LGC corona Gorda Maduro Love em
Osiris V NH
DE Undercrown Maduro Love em
Oliva Serie V Love em,
LCG #58 NH
Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary Champagne Love em
AF Hemingway Signature Cameroon NH
RyJ aniversario sumatra NH
Oliva Serie V Melanio Love em
Room 101 MC3 NH

Then to boot the coolest Ewok memorabilia I have ever seen. At first I thought this was carved out of wood. I find out that Lance had designed this and created it. It is an Ewok cigar rest. The cigar sits perfectly between his ears on his head and it has my handle (Ewok126) on the base. I have quite a few Ewok items as it has been my nickname for over 30 years but this was just so freaking awesome.

Lance I can not say thank you enough sir. Your kindness and generosity knows no bounds. Your designing skills are top notch to say the least. Out of all my Ewok items that I own this one ranks #1

Welp my phugged up looking burnt up ugly wife just got in from work. She is wanting to go eat. I asked if she wanted to stop by the wig store and the dentist on the way. She got pissed at me again.

Peace!

H*ll of story... you are welcome. Enjoy

I got no freaking clue. I can't keep up with it. I do know it damn sure is not me.




Thank you sir, I know my post/stories and BS are typically long and some get frustrated with that but I enjoy it. Also it gives the wife something to laugh at when she gets to see em other than my tincey pecker.

Besides, it is one of the few things that I can try to do to keep my brain active. All that neuroplasticity chit trying to build new new neural connections and crap. I figure I have done made the life accomplishment in the science field and will now never get to go back. Mine as well shoot for a better/stronger creative side of things lol.

You never know, maybe one day I will invent a better mousetrap or one of them coffee cups that is just a torso with huge titts.

That sounds right, I didn't have nothing to do with no attacks.

As far as the line up I will take your word for it cause I can't keep up lol.

to start here, Cigarlady7, you have to send a few cigars to the next player up...looks like it's lance4824. Post that you are going to send a PM to lance4824, send the PM and ask him for his address and the kinds of cigars he likes. When he responds, send him a few smokes from his list. Post the tracking number here. When he receives the package, he will acknowledge in a post here... and then it will be your turn up.

Someone will send you a PM ...and the cycle repeats with you being the recipient...

there ya go...

👍🏻👍🏻 New blood.

yah...gotta keep the PIB's straight...here are the rules from the OP:

"Ok n00bs,

Box pass is going to take awhile. So to keep you off Tigers lawn and out of trouble i am starting this PIB.

How it works:
Person will say, "Who wants to send me smokes".
Some n00b will answer, "I will send you smokes".
Then that person can ask for smokes.
Addy sent via PM.
Smokes are mailed and dc# posted here.

These are a blind 5er, no requests on the thread. If someone asks you what you want in pm thats fine.

Gives you n00bs a chance to try other n00bs everyday smokes." grrrrrr609

Yep, it's nice to see some fresh faces around! Welcome to the madhouse, Cigarlady.

Package sent out to Lance: Tracking 9505511662689108370406

You're welcome.

You are welcome. Anytime.

3/6 have never had... Not bad. I hope you enjoy!

I'll get lance and gift my turn to AKDAVE...

Who wants to send dave some smokes?

Inboxed. Thank you.

Went out this morning.
9505 5111 8523 9117 5059 46


Enjoy.

Yes it is the devil. Love it.

Who's up now

I guess Stinger is up now?

SOB will be up. (Not me and I really don’t need to be. I just like to jump on here every once in awhile to shoot some smokes out to a couple folks.)

Cigarlady, those Leccia have some age on the them. Have fun with the La Gloria. Hopefully your hubby doesn’t give you an odd look while you are smoking that one.