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mjrburn Offline
#10951 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
So, after a hectic night at work, driving home and minding my own business, I pull into my driveway and what do I see?...a parcel package sitting by my front door. What is this?, I say, I have no order deliveries scheduled and no trades in flight. I pick up the box, HEAVY, like a brick wrapped with more bricks. An Alaska return address...wait, AK, what are you up to?... sucker punched me while I had my back turned!!... an unsolicited, unwarranted and undeserving sucker punch! 11 very nice cigars...

Gispert Intenso, toro, nh
JR Special Corona, Habano Rosada Ecuador, toro, nh
Macanudo Heritage Reserve, rob, nh
Nub Cameroon, 460, love it
Oliva MB3, rob, love it too
2X Oliva O, rob, can never go wrong with the O
Onyx Reserve, toro, nh
Punch Bareknuckle, beli, good, nh this vitola
Punch Signature, gigante, good, nh this vitola
Rocky Patel Vintage 1990, rob, good, nh this vitola
And...

One, bad azz, handmade ashtray with a built in cigar rest and drink holder. I mean, this thing is super freakin' cool!!! Very, very nice punch in the gut there AKDAVE! Thank you so much! Beer Applause

Just remember, as a vet told me not too long ago, in a land far far away... no good deed goes unpunished!!! Think

mjr
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10952 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
To be fair,had he not struck when your back was turned, it wouldn't be a proper sucker punch.

My condolences for your long suffering mailbox

Crying
mjrburn Offline
#10953 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
Sunoverbeach wrote:
To be fair,had he not struck when your back was turned, it wouldn't be a proper sucker punch.

My condolences for your long suffering knutsak

Crying


Thanks sob! They're blue but I'm recovering slowly Cry Baby Cry
Ewok126 Offline
#10954 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
OOOOO very nice indeed and that ashtray is awesome. AKDave, Great Job brother!
lance4824 Offline
#10955 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 664
Ewok pm you the tracking number
Ewok126 Offline
#10956 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Man, you are on the ball there brother. I will have to get the mailbox reinforced, I got my lips taped on with gorilla tape! I got me some fire retardant wigs glued on all the bald spots. Now I just have to wait for the chit to hit the fan!
mjrburn Offline
#10957 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
I can't turn my back on you fellas for one second!... out for a leisurely walk with a nice cigar and a cup of coffee, stop by the mailbox and what do I see? A box, a fat and heavy box with a return address for Lance (lance4824)... another unsolicited, undeserving, but very much appreciated, kick to the groin!!!

The damage is:

AF Hemingway Signature, perfecto, a favorite!
Osiris V, dbl perfecto, never even heard of, a beautiful woven double wrapper cigar!
DE Undercrown Shade, gordito
LGC Maduro, corona gorda, nh
LGC Serie R Black No.58, gordo, nh
MF La Antiguedad, robusto, nh
Oliva Serie G, robusto, love it!
Oliva Serie V, lancero, nh this vitola
Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary Champagne, churchill, nh this vitola
Room 101 MC3 Roxxo, love it!
and...
Jameson Irish Whiskey, shot bottle, haven't had Jameson in a while, looking forward to enjoying this soon!
A really nice, South Carolina Gamec@cks, wooden cigar rest. I was born and raised a Carolina fan and will always be!!! Applause

Awesome hit, Lance, very cool. Got me with a bunch of nh's and some super cool extras!

Thank you, very much!

Marcus Beer
mjrburn Offline
#10958 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
^ ps...I have a feeling some furry fella with the initials E.W.O.K. may be behind the crotch shots I've taken recently...paybacks can be hell, my friend!!! ram27bat
Ewok126 Offline
#10959 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
mjrburn wrote:
^ ps...I have a feeling some furry fella with the initials E.W.O.K. may be behind the crotch shots I've taken recently...paybacks can be hell, my friend!!! ram27bat



Shame on you I didn't do nuttin. Confused


Lance >horse < Marcus


Very nice indeed Lance! A very awesome ass whippin! Applause Applause Applause
mjrburn Offline
#10960 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
Ewok126 wrote:
Shame on you I didn't do nuttin. Confused



Yeah, yeah, yeah...blah, blah, blah... Liar

Just remember, I got yo numbah!! ram27bat
Ewok126 Offline
#10961 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
mjrburn wrote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah...blah, blah, blah... Liar

Just remember, I got yo numbah!! ram27bat



What you talking about, I ain't got no phone!
mjrburn Offline
#10962 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
Ewok126 wrote:
What you talking about, I ain't got no phone!


Yo skreet numbah! ... I know right where to send the missle! Angry
Ewok126 Offline
#10963 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
What does a man gotta do to get some healing time around here! ram27bat

So Friday, I am just sitting in my office, minding my own business counting the wrinkles on my sack and I get this mysterious message that reads "So, did you get the package that arrived Wednesday?" I was up past around 10 wrinkles and suddenly lost count because my heart started pounding and the adrenaline started rushing. Still being gun shy from the last bomb I had received and trying to get past the PTSD of now having snail raped lips on my face, I ran out to the mailbox and eased up to it with a stick and pushed the door open..... Nothing thank god! Then it struck.

I am not the only one that lives here. I ran into my dark bedroom where my wife was sleeping, tripped over my wifes flip flop, fell, caught my face right on the door knob of the open closet door that was kind enough to knock out my two lower teeth. After feeling around in the dark I found my teeth laying beside the bed and stuck em in my pocket so they can be placed back in later. That was when I noticed this odd smell of burnt hair.

I reached up and cut on the bedside light. I see the wife was asleep but buried under the covers as this is how she normally sleeps. I look around and everything seems normal Thank Goodness and I just mark up the smell to my stroke. That is when from under the covers I hear my wife ask "What are you doing?" I start talking to the mound of blankets telling her about the message I had received. That is when she flips the covers off her head and sits straight up. It was like something in a horror movie. Her face was all burnt, her hair was like super singed. Her forehead now went all the way up to the top of her noggin cause that hair was totally gone, one eyebrow, A black eye, and some teeth missing. I let out a yell cause it scared the piss out of me. She says very angry like "You mean that damn bomb that came in the mail Wednesday? It's in the phuggin kitchen on the counter! Cursing

I go into the kitchen and see a box that has Lance's address written on it and the tape cut open where the wife caught the explosion. The good thing is, I doubt my wife will ever check the mail again. The bad news is, I now have a wife that looks like a freaking barbie doll that was in a house fire and for some strange reason she is pissed at me! Confused Confused


Now with all that said, here is the list of damages other than my now freakish looking wife and my two teeth that got knocked out.


LGC corona Gorda Maduro Love em
Osiris V NH
DE Undercrown Maduro Love em
Oliva Serie V Love em,
LCG #58 NH
Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary Champagne Love em
AF Hemingway Signature Cameroon NH
RyJ aniversario sumatra NH
Oliva Serie V Melanio Love em
Room 101 MC3 NH

Then to boot the coolest Ewok memorabilia I have ever seen. At first I thought this was carved out of wood. I find out that Lance had designed this and created it. It is an Ewok cigar rest. The cigar sits perfectly between his ears on his head and it has my handle (Ewok126) on the base. I have quite a few Ewok items as it has been my nickname for over 30 years but this was just so freaking awesome.

Lance I can not say thank you enough sir. Your kindness and generosity knows no bounds. Your designing skills are top notch to say the least. Out of all my Ewok items that I own this one ranks #1

Welp my phugged up looking burnt up ugly wife just got in from work. She is wanting to go eat. I asked if she wanted to stop by the wig store and the dentist on the way. She got pissed at me again.Anxious

Peace!
lance4824 Offline
#10964 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 664
mjrburn wrote:
I can't turn my back on you fellas for one second!... out for a leisurely walk with a nice cigar and a cup of coffee, stop by the mailbox and what do I see? A box, a fat and heavy box with a return address for Lance (lance4824)... another unsolicited, undeserving, but very much appreciated, kick to the groin!!!

The damage is:

AF Hemingway Signature, perfecto, a favorite!
Osiris V, dbl perfecto, never even heard of, a beautiful woven double wrapper cigar!
DE Undercrown Shade, gordito
LGC Maduro, corona gorda, nh
LGC Serie R Black No.58, gordo, nh
MF La Antiguedad, robusto, nh
Oliva Serie G, robusto, love it!
Oliva Serie V, lancero, nh this vitola
Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary Champagne, churchill, nh this vitola
Room 101 MC3 Roxxo, love it!
and...
Jameson Irish Whiskey, shot bottle, haven't had Jameson in a while, looking forward to enjoying this soon!
A really nice, South Carolina Gamec@cks, wooden cigar rest. I was born and raised a Carolina fan and will always be!!! Applause

Awesome hit, Lance, very cool. Got me with a bunch of nh's and some super cool extras!

Thank you, very much!

Marcus Beer



You are welcome. Enjoy
lance4824 Offline
#10965 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 664
Ewok126 wrote:
What does a man gotta do to get some healing time around here! ram27bat

So Friday, I am just sitting in my office, minding my own business counting the wrinkles on my sack and I get this mysterious message that reads "So, did you get the package that arrived Wednesday?" I was up past around 10 wrinkles and suddenly lost count because my heart started pounding and the adrenaline started rushing. Still being gun shy from the last bomb I had received and trying to get past the PTSD of now having snail raped lips on my face, I ran out to the mailbox and eased up to it with a stick and pushed the door open..... Nothing thank god! Then it struck.

I am not the only one that lives here. I ran into my dark bedroom where my wife was sleeping, tripped over my wifes flip flop, fell, caught my face right on the door knob of the open closet door that was kind enough to knock out my two lower teeth. After feeling around in the dark I found my teeth laying beside the bed and stuck em in my pocket so they can be placed back in later. That was when I noticed this odd smell of burnt hair.

I reached up and cut on the bedside light. I see the wife was asleep but buried under the covers as this is how she normally sleeps. I look around and everything seems normal Thank Goodness and I just mark up the smell to my stroke. That is when from under the covers I hear my wife ask "What are you doing?" I start talking to the mound of blankets telling her about the message I had received. That is when she flips the covers off her head and sits straight up. It was like something in a horror movie. Her face was all burnt, her hair was like super singed. Her forehead now went all the way up to the top of her noggin cause that hair was totally gone, one eyebrow, A black eye, and some teeth missing. I let out a yell cause it scared the piss out of me. She says very angry like "You mean that damn bomb that came in the mail Wednesday? It's in the phuggin kitchen on the counter! Cursing

I go into the kitchen and see a box that has Lance's address written on it and the tape cut open where the wife caught the explosion. The good thing is, I doubt my wife will ever check the mail again. The bad news is, I now have a wife that looks like a freaking barbie doll that was in a house fire and for some strange reason she is pissed at me! Confused Confused


Now with all that said, here is the list of damages other than my now freakish looking wife and my two teeth that got knocked out.


LGC corona Gorda Maduro Love em
Osiris V NH
DE Undercrown Maduro Love em
Oliva Serie V Love em,
LCG #58 NH
Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary Champagne Love em
AF Hemingway Signature Cameroon NH
RyJ aniversario sumatra NH
Oliva Serie V Melanio Love em
Room 101 MC3 NH

Then to boot the coolest Ewok memorabilia I have ever seen. At first I thought this was carved out of wood. I find out that Lance had designed this and created it. It is an Ewok cigar rest. The cigar sits perfectly between his ears on his head and it has my handle (Ewok126) on the base. I have quite a few Ewok items as it has been my nickname for over 30 years but this was just so freaking awesome.

Lance I can not say thank you enough sir. Your kindness and generosity knows no bounds. Your designing skills are top notch to say the least. Out of all my Ewok items that I own this one ranks #1

Welp my phugged up looking burnt up ugly wife just got in from work. She is wanting to go eat. I asked if she wanted to stop by the wig store and the dentist on the way. She got pissed at me again.Anxious

Peace!



H*ll of story... you are welcome. Enjoy
Greggilmore99 Offline
#10966 Posted:
Joined: 12-05-2018
Posts: 52
So who is up?
Ewok126 Offline
#10967 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Greggilmore99 wrote:
So who is up?


I got no freaking clue. I can't keep up with it. I do know it damn sure is not me.


lance4824 wrote:
H*ll of story... you are welcome. Enjoy


Thank you sir, I know my post/stories and BS are typically long and some get frustrated with that but I enjoy it. Also it gives the wife something to laugh at when she gets to see em other than my tincey pecker. Anxious

Besides, it is one of the few things that I can try to do to keep my brain active. All that neuroplasticity chit trying to build new new neural connections and crap. I figure I have done made the life accomplishment in the science field and will now never get to go back. Mine as well shoot for a better/stronger creative side of things lol. Think

You never know, maybe one day I will invent a better mousetrap or one of them coffee cups that is just a torso with huge titts. Blink
mjrburn Offline
#10968 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
Greggilmore99 wrote:
So who is up?


Best I can tell, as far as legal bombings go (not counting the unsolicited sneak attacks that Ewok had nothing to do with) it went like this...

AKDAVE horse Ewok
Ewok Frying pan AK
Lance Spanking Ewok

I think that means lance4824 is up. Someone check me on this, please.
Ewok126 Offline
#10969 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
That sounds right, I didn't have nothing to do with no attacks.

As far as the line up I will take your word for it cause I can't keep up lol.
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10970 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
Would love to get in where I fit in here...
delta1 Offline
#10971 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,776
to start here, Cigarlady7, you have to send a few cigars to the next player up...looks like it's lance4824. Post that you are going to send a PM to lance4824, send the PM and ask him for his address and the kinds of cigars he likes. When he responds, send him a few smokes from his list. Post the tracking number here. When he receives the package, he will acknowledge in a post here... and then it will be your turn up.

Someone will send you a PM ...and the cycle repeats with you being the recipient...
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10972 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
delta1 wrote:
to start here, Cigarlady7, you have to send a few cigars to the next player up...looks like it's lance4824. Post that you are going to send a PM to lance4824, send the PM and ask him for his address and the kinds of cigars he likes. When he responds, send him a few smokes from his list. Post the tracking number here. When he receives the package, he will acknowledge in a post here... and then it will be your turn up.

Someone will send you a PM ...and the cycle repeats with you being the recipient...


Interestingly enough I private messaged Lance before I posted here ...
delta1 Offline
#10973 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,776
there ya go...
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10974 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
Ok, sending out "damages" to Lance this weekend.. Confirmed.
stinger88 Offline
#10975 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
👍🏻👍🏻 New blood.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10976 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
NO LIST OUTR.....wait. Sorry. Wrong thread

Whistle
delta1 Offline
#10977 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,776
yah...gotta keep the PIB's straight...here are the rules from the OP:

"Ok n00bs,

Box pass is going to take awhile. So to keep you off Tigers lawn and out of trouble i am starting this PIB.

How it works:
Person will say, "Who wants to send me smokes".
Some n00b will answer, "I will send you smokes".
Then that person can ask for smokes.
Addy sent via PM.
Smokes are mailed and dc# posted here.

These are a blind 5er, no requests on the thread. If someone asks you what you want in pm thats fine.

Gives you n00bs a chance to try other n00bs everyday smokes." grrrrrr609
Ewok126 Offline
#10978 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Yeah! You Dinks!

You tell em Delta!
mjrburn Offline
#10979 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
stinger88 wrote:
👍🏻👍🏻 New blood.


Yep, it's nice to see some fresh faces around! Welcome to the madhouse, Cigarlady. Herfing
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10980 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
mjrburn wrote:
Yep, it's nice to see some fresh faces around! Welcome to the madhouse, Cigarlady. Herfing


Thanks guys
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10981 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
Package sent out to Lance: Tracking 9505511662689108370406
lance4824 Offline
#10982 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 664
Cigarlady7 wrote:
Package sent out to Lance: Tracking 9505511662689108370406


Awesome. Thanks
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10983 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
lance4824 wrote:
Awesome. Thanks


You're welcome.
lance4824 Offline
#10984 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2018
Posts: 664
Cigarlady7 wrote:
You're welcome.



I got box today and I have some damage. I told her Nicaraguan tobacco cigars seem to be my favorite cigars.

This was a 6-pack..
1. AB Mundial - NH (never had)
2. CAO Nicaraguan - Had - One but I am glad to get another chance at one
3. Caldwell - Long Live the King - NH - I can't wait to try........
4. Punch Rare Corojo - Had - not it this shape and it is a favorite of mine
5. AF Short Story - Had
6. Gurkha Evil - NH - she said this one of her favorites and it is Nic tobacco

Bee thanks for damage and can't wait to smoke..

She is up someone send her a bomb.

Herfing

Thanks again
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10985 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
lance4824 wrote:
I got box today and I have some damage. I told her Nicaraguan tobacco cigars seem to be my favorite cigars.

This was a 6-pack..
1. AB Mundial - NH (never had)
2. CAO Nicaraguan - Had - One but I am glad to get another chance at one
3. Caldwell - Long Live the King - NH - I can't wait to try........
4. Punch Rare Corojo - Had - not it this shape and it is a favorite of mine
5. AF Short Story - Had
6. Gurkha Evil - NH - she said this one of her favorites and it is Nic tobacco

Bee thanks for damage and can't wait to smoke..

She is up someone send her a bomb.

Herfing

Thanks again


You are welcome. Anytime.

3/6 have never had... Not bad. I hope you enjoy!
stinger88 Offline
#10986 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
I will pickup Cigarlady.

Since lance seemed to be fairly busy hitting folks, it only seems appropriate that I help pile up on him.

So, I gift my turn to lance. Who wants to send lance some smokes?


(Cigarlady, pm me your addy)
mjrburn Offline
#10987 Posted:
Joined: 02-28-2016
Posts: 1,595
I'll get lance and gift my turn to AKDAVE...

Who wants to send dave some smokes?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10988 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
I'll take Dave
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10989 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
stinger88 wrote:
I will pickup Cigarlady.

Since lance seemed to be fairly busy hitting folks, it only seems appropriate that I help pile up on him.

So, I gift my turn to lance. Who wants to send lance some smokes?


(Cigarlady, pm me your addy)


Inboxed. Thank you.
stinger88 Offline
#10990 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
I got it. I will get this out Sat morning.

David
stinger88 Offline
#10991 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
Went out this morning.
9505 5111 8523 9117 5059 46


Enjoy.
CRomeu13 Offline
#10992 Posted:
Joined: 03-11-2019
Posts: 1
What up fellas. Noob here. Love reading this thread. This site is the devil lol
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10993 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
Yes it is the devil. Love it.
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10994 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
I received my first box today from Stinger 88 with some awesome gooooodies inside. The damage is as follows:

*El Ray Del Mondo Havana - NH
* Crowned Heads - Four Kicks - NH
(Omg I'm super excited about this one. Been looking around for one lately)
* Leccia Black (2) one in torpedo, one toro.- NH
* Rocky Patel- American Market - NH
* Aguila - NH
* La Gloria Series R - Had and love
(P.S Dave: why did you do that to me? You know I can't smoke that huge thing) Aha
* Joya Cabinetta - Had

I appreciate every single ones of these. Will enjoy them. Thank you again.
corey sellers Offline
#10995 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,354
Who's up now
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10996 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
At this point, a little hung up.
Stinger sent to CL7. gifted turn to Lance
Mjrburn picking up Lance. Gifted turn to AKdave.
I'm picking up AK, but he's in Italy and incommunicado
Cigarlady7 Offline
#10997 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
I guess Stinger is up now?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10998 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,647
Would be but he gifted to Lance. Once Marcus sends to Lance and I get info from Dave, we should be rolling again.
stinger88 Offline
#10999 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
SOB will be up. (Not me and I really don’t need to be. I just like to jump on here every once in awhile to shoot some smokes out to a couple folks.)

Cigarlady, those Leccia have some age on the them. Have fun with the La Gloria. Hopefully your hubby doesn’t give you an odd look while you are smoking that one.
Cigarlady7 Offline
#11000 Posted:
Joined: 11-03-2018
Posts: 1,094
I can pickup SOB. I don't think that would mess up the order, would it?
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