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Worst Song Ever
deadeyedick Offline
#101 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,952
Ya want bad lyrics?

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is a word
A-well-a-bird, bird, b-bird's a word, a-well-a
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, surfing bird, brrrrrrrrpagh!
Aaah, bap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pap
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mow
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mow
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well-a mow, mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma, mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma, mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma, mow, pa-pa

I rest my case.
delta1 Offline
#102 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,753
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Stogie1020 Offline
#103 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,226
Baby Shark.
frankj1 Offline
#104 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
D.O.A. by Bloodrock

Laying here looking at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all through my back


it gets worse.
RMAN4443 Offline
#105 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
frankj1 wrote:
D.O.A. by Bloodrock

Laying here looking at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all through my back


it gets worse.

I have that song on a cassette...My mom made it for me waaaaaaaaaaay back when
she told me that I should listen to it to learn the dangers of drunk driving...


that song is a real buzz kill...thanks for the reminder,I haven't thought of that in years
I'm gonna have to find a cassette player and give it a listen...I still have that tape in my toolbox at work

Not only the song on that tape, but my mother's voice....I haven't heard her voice in about 20 years
Palama Offline
#106 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,450
RMAN4443 wrote:
I have that song on a cassette...My mom made it for me waaaaaaaaaaay back when
she told me that I should listen to it to learn the dangers of drunk driving...


that song is a real buzz kill...thanks for the reminder,I haven't thought of that in years
I'm gonna have to find a cassette player and give it a listen...I still have that tape in my toolbox at work

Not only the song on that tape, but my mother's voice....I haven't heard her voice in about 20 years


Hope it brought back some good memories.

I haven’t heard my Mom’s voice in over 36....
frankj1 Offline
#107 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
this is all my fault...


It will always be the worst and most horrific song to me.

but I thought the song was about an airplane crash, not drunk driving.
RMAN4443 Offline
#108 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
frankj1 wrote:
this is all my fault...


It will always be the worst and most horrific song to me.

but I thought the song was about an airplane crash, not drunk driving.

Never really paid attention to the song, only listened to it a couple times
My mother said it was about drunk driving, so that's the way I heard it I guess...Think

Not that Mom ever really understood music....
You should have been there when I was explaining AquaLung to her...hilarious conversationLOL
RMAN4443 Offline
#109 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
I just listened to DOA on youtube....
The lyrics say,"I remember we we're flying along and hit someting in the air"...no mention of a plane...
So maybe about a plane crash, but I always assumed flying meant speeding...Think




https://genius.com/Bloodrock-doa-lyrics



According to Bloodrock guitarist Lee Pickens, the origin of the song is about an airplane incident he encountered when he was a teenager.

Now I know....Beer
frankj1 Offline
#110 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
it makes "our last kiss' sound like a nursery rhyme.
Hideous!
tonygraz Offline
#111 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,173
Aside from some genres already mentioned how about the Jonas Brothers live. My all time horror sound is still "Long Tall Texan" - listen to it if you can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtGdJQrnnkQ.

I still remember Richard Harris doing Mac park with a special set up on Johnny Carson and always liked the song.
tonygraz Offline
#112 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,173
My favorite part of "The bird is the word" (post 101) is the part when he/they throw up.
Palama Offline
#113 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,450
Palama wrote:
And wasn't there a song about cannibalism? Name and artist escape me (...thank goodness!...) but basically they ended up eating someone during the course of the song...yuck!

Edit: the song is "Timothy" by The Buoys.


Many years later this still gets my vote as Worst Song Ever. BARF!
Mr. Jones Offline
#114 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,357
Kodachrome

Paul Simon
Whistlebritches Offline
#115 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
All songs previously mentioned


Plus all Neil Young's crap
tonygraz Offline
#116 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,173
All the noises made by S.R. Vaughn and the little beard in the middle of his chin.
Palama Offline
#117 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,450
Whistlebritches wrote:
All songs previously mentioned


Plus all Neil Young's crap


tonygraz wrote:
All the noises made by S.R. Vaughn and the little beard in the middle of his chin.


Both of youse are WRONG! fog
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