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dharbolt Offline
#251 Posted: Sat, Mar 8 2014, 5:22 PM EST
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Scared watch out reckless its in NY
reckless Offline
#252 Posted: Sat, Mar 8 2014, 5:33 PM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
Scared watch out reckless its in NY

Processed through USPS Sort Facility BETHPAGE, NY 11714 March 8, 2014 1:54 am

Isnt close enough to worry Anxious
erjaq Offline
#253 Posted: Sat, Mar 8 2014, 5:45 PM EST
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I'm guessing that the package was both undeliverable (to my address...) AND unreturnable (to bolt's address...), and that Bethpage, NY is some sort of dumping grounds for packages that they don't know what to do with. But that's just a guess.
Palama Offline
#254 Posted: Sun, Mar 9 2014, 11:59 PM EST
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erjaq wrote:
I'm guessing that the package was both undeliverable (to my address...) AND unreturnable (to bolt's address...), and that Bethpage, NY is some sort of dumping grounds for packages that they don't know what to do with. But that's just a guess.


Man, I sure hope not Brick wall
dharbolt Offline
#255 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 6:32 AM EST
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It will get there. Just ask illini about packages that jump around
DD1700 Offline
#256 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 8:11 AM EST
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phillipcgp wrote:
Ill take your meat DD

My meat is on it's way!!!

UPS tracking1Z 3XX 841 03 5267 7919

Enjoy!!!
Palama Offline
#257 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 11:12 AM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
It will get there. Just ask illini about packages that jump around


Well, now the box is in Cincinnati so it's taking the scenic route.
erjaq Offline
#258 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 11:19 AM EST
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Confused
Palama Offline
#259 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 1:44 PM EST
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erjaq wrote:
Confused


And the USPS wonders why it's not making money?
erjaq Offline
#260 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 3:31 PM EST
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I understand that it was undeliverable in Los Angeles.

I can understand that maybe it was unreturnable in Columbus.

I can even understand that such mail might be sent to a common place such as Bethpage, NY.

But why on earth would it then be sent to yet another place, i.e. Cincinnati? Like, if it was bound for Cincinnati, why the stop in Bethpage? Who's making these decisions? Based on WHAT?

OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN
dharbolt Offline
#261 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 3:37 PM EST
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it never made it to the po in my zip just the main po for the city. It's just getting thrown on truck after truck, it will get there as soon as you forget it is coming.
Weapon X Offline
#262 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 4:45 PM EST
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Bolt's package arrived today.........broke the bench on my porch

Smokes
AF Dbl Chateau
601 La Bomba nh
la Aurora Corojo
Surrogates Skull Crusher nh
La Requieza....loved the last one he sent

now the goodies:
Buckeye
My Dadz nuts ...awesome !
Buckeye Crunch yum
Krema corn nuggets, sounds nasty but they taste good !
Four String Brewery sticker

oh Yeah the jerky LOL Divine Bovine Jalepeno.....good stuff!
Palama Offline
#263 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 7:15 PM EST
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erjaq wrote:
I understand that it was undeliverable in Los Angeles.

I can understand that maybe it was unreturnable in Columbus.

I can even understand that such mail might be sent to a common place such as Bethpage, NY.

But why on earth would it then be sent to yet another place, i.e. Cincinnati? Like, if it was bound for Cincinnati, why the stop in Bethpage? Who's making these decisions? Based on WHAT?

OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN


And what about the poor seegars?
dharbolt Offline
#264 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 7:18 PM EST
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Enjoy weapon. All the snacks are local mom n pop made and fantastic imo.
erjaq Offline
#265 Posted: Mon, Mar 10 2014, 7:23 PM EST
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Oh yes...I lost control there for a second. The poor seegars need love too. And the non-meat jerky. I'll keep the faith.
Palama Offline
#266 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2014, 4:42 AM EST
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erjaq wrote:
Oh yes...I lost control there for a second. The poor seegars need love too. And the non-meat jerky. I'll keep the faith.


The box is now visiting Des Moines, IA. I don't know anybody in Iowa. Frying pan
dharbolt Offline
#267 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2014, 6:00 AM EST
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Wow, they really are idjits at the usps aren't they
05busa Offline
#268 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2014, 6:53 AM EST
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Yikes
erjaq Offline
#269 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2014, 10:03 AM EST
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And now it has left Des Moines. We should have a contest -- guess the next stop.
05busa Offline
#270 Posted: Wed, Mar 12 2014, 4:47 PM EST
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Albee querki
phillipcgp Offline
#271 Posted: Thu, Mar 13 2014, 3:27 PM EST
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DD your box landed today
some VERY nice sweet and spicey turkey jerky, and some pepper beef
G2
Cain ligero
tristan habano
herrera esteli
macanudo tubo
and a mystery unbanded
thanks again brother
05busa Offline
#272 Posted: Thu, Mar 13 2014, 5:06 PM EST
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Hehe.....turkey jerky
DBIII Offline
#273 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 5:13 AM EST
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Weapon X! I got the package today and wanted to say thank you, holy cow man. The 4 bags of jerky are half gone each already, it's all so good. but I really like the antelope! I will buy a pound of each if'n your sellin. I also just went up to the gold course to see about a pass this year......so the towel will be getting used a bunch this summer, needed a new one. The smokes are great too, Rosalones is new to me, tasty looking wrapper though. I'm interested to smoke the infamous Weapon X as well. Anyway, twas a great package to open, I appreciate it. Is the addy on the box ok to use? If not, PM me an addy......otherwise brace for return fire.
DD1700 Offline
#274 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 8:08 AM EST
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phillipcgp wrote:
DD your box landed today
some VERY nice sweet and spicey turkey jerky, and some pepper beef
G2
Cain ligero
tristan habano
herrera esteli
macanudo tubo
and a mystery unbanded
thanks again brother

No prob Philli!!Enjoy.Herfing
Palama Offline
#275 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 1:42 PM EST
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Dayum, no new news about the wandering box. Did it fall into a black hole in Iowa?
erjaq Offline
#276 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 2:03 PM EST
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Confused

Have you tried calling them by any chance? I did, but didn't get very far -- they gave me a case # and told me that somebody would get in touch with me. That was a week ago. If nothing else I think you're entitled to the $50 insurance...
Palama Offline
#277 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 3:02 PM EST
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Not yet. Been giving them the benefit of the doubt but Iowa is probably the last straw.
erjaq Offline
#278 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 3:18 PM EST
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Wow, as if on cue, it's suddenly is Los Angeles again. Now, maybe they'll still be unable to deliver it, but it seems like progress nonetheless.
Palama Offline
#279 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 3:37 PM EST
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erjaq wrote:
Wow, as if on cue, it's suddenly is Los Angeles again. Now, maybe they'll still be unable to deliver it, but it seems like progress nonetheless.


WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
dharbolt Offline
#280 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 4:01 PM EST
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ALRIGHT... progress is good
dharbolt Offline
#281 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 4:01 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!



Double smakin?
Palama Offline
#282 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 4:23 PM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
ALRIGHT... progress is good


Yup and as long as it didn't fall in Busa's hands, I'm good.
erjaq Offline
#283 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 4:28 PM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
Double smakin?


Tell me this isn't true
Palama Offline
#284 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 5:18 PM EST
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erjaq wrote:
Tell me this isn't true


You know Bolt's a Troublemaker with a capital "T" so that was a nice way to remind me to put together the other box I said I was gonna send. Will get yours and X's out on Monday.
erjaq Offline
#285 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2014, 5:39 PM EST
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Dude, don't send another box! Especially now that this one is in L.A. again. horse horse horse horse
Palama Offline
#286 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 12:43 AM EST
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erjaq wrote:
Dude, don't send another box! Especially now that this one is in L.A. again. horse horse horse horse


Yah, sure, okay. Anything you say.


















Liar
danmdevries Offline
#287 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 12:57 AM EST
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Heading down to Indianapolis tomorrow for a gun show.

There's a guy there every show selling wild game jerky. Ostrich, Alligator, Bear, Deer, Antelope, Snake, etc. I usually give him a $50 and come home with a sack of dried smoked meat.

So. What's the phrase to join? Who wants to taste my exotic meat? fog

Er.. Who wants my jerky? Beer

Heads up: if you don't drink beer, don't "buy in" to this one. There will be beer. I don't own enough cigars to make it worthwhile to those that don't drink beer.
05busa Offline
#288 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 1:30 AM EST
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What da
Palama Offline
#289 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 1:49 AM EST
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^^^ Hey you...don't be following no USPS trucks tomorrow. ^^^
chazbo Offline
#290 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 5:12 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Heading down to Indianapolis tomorrow for a gun show.

There's a guy there every show selling wild game jerky. Ostrich, Alligator, Bear, Deer, Antelope, Snake, etc. I usually give him a $50 and come home with a sack of dried smoked meat.

So. What's the phrase to join? Who wants to taste my exotic meat? fog

Er.. Who wants my jerky? Beer

Heads up: if you don't drink beer, don't "buy in" to this one. There will be beer. I don't own enough cigars to make it worthwhile to those that don't drink beer.

Jump the gun there noob, phillipcgp is offering up his meat first.
chazbo Offline
#291 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 5:14 AM EST
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phillipcgp wrote:
WHO WANTS MY MEAT????????????

Next
dharbolt Offline
#292 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 7:20 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
You know Bolt's a Troublemaker with a capital "T" so that was a nice way to remind me to put together the other box I said I was gonna send. Will get yours and X's out on Monday.



Yeah everyone knows I'm a Troublemaker, specially you. Applause enjoy E Beer
erjaq Offline
#293 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 11:56 AM EST
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d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

At least I already have Palama's addy.

Whistle
erjaq Offline
#294 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 11:58 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Heading down to Indianapolis tomorrow for a gun show.

There's a guy there every show selling wild game jerky. Ostrich, Alligator, Bear, Deer, Antelope, Snake, etc. I usually give him a $50 and come home with a sack of dried smoked meat.

So. What's the phrase to join? Who wants to taste my exotic meat? fog

Er.. Who wants my jerky? Beer

Heads up: if you don't drink beer, don't "buy in" to this one. There will be beer. I don't own enough cigars to make it worthwhile to those that don't drink beer.


Hey Dan, ya gotta receive meat to give meat -- take phillip's meat and then you're good to go.
Palama Offline
#295 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 2:24 PM EST
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erjaq wrote:
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

At least I already have Palama's addy.

Sickquot;


Oh yeah? Good for you. Beer

Suggest you just put it somewhere and not do anything with that information (...if you know what's good for you... Shame on you ).
erjaq Offline
#296 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2014, 4:22 PM EST
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Oops, I accidentally scribbled it on a SFR and dropped it off at some building today. They gave me some sort of code in return...9505 5000 1158 4074 0001 65, any idea what that means?
Weapon X Offline
#297 Posted: Mon, Mar 17 2014, 2:59 PM EST
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Busa the prick sent me a package in return for some jerky:

The Glove!
The American Flag...........beside the other one in my shop

some smokes:

Illusione Roth....one of my Fav
Kinky Friedman..Kinkychristo nh
AF...Best Seller
Diesel.....little focker ?
RP...Royal Vintage nh
Camacho Select nh
L'aetelier maddie nh
Gurkha ....Havana Blend nh
5 Vegas....gold maddie nh
Old fashioned......cello is yellow nh
Obsidian nh


I gots some smokin to do !
Palama Offline
#298 Posted: Mon, Mar 17 2014, 5:50 PM EST
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erjaq wrote:
Dude, don't send another box! Especially now that this one is in L.A. again. horse horse horse horse


EJ - haven't seen an update, you got anything to show some "progress"?
erjaq Offline
#299 Posted: Mon, Mar 17 2014, 6:16 PM EST
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I actually talked to some guy at my local PO. He'd never seen anything like it, and in his opinion it was now 'dead.' I asked if it was possible to revive a dead package, but apparently the answer is no. He also told me that you have to wait 21 days without any activity before you can file an insurance claim. The last activity was Friday...

So, I guess there is still some small chance that it shows up at my house, but he wasn't too optimistic.

This does not mean, however, that you have to send another package. Stuff happens...it's no biggie.

Beer Herfing
Palama Offline
#300 Posted: Mon, Mar 17 2014, 6:21 PM EST
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That ain't how I roll.
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