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uh-oh................

I will now answer da n00b, doing my best JaderRose of old impression.
the present jaderose is a *****.....getting old, and soft........... and stuff

My local cigar shop will sell a box for $150, but I can find the exact same thing here for $50.
What's your point?

Even seconds.. I love the rocky Patel 1992 Box pressed, my local store sells them $15 EACH.
RP suqs.

I can get 15 seconds for $40 here.
Big deal..............I get 45 seconds for FREE..........it's called a wife.

Again, why are cigars so affordable here compared to local places, or even other websites?
Because cbid rocks ya silly n00b.

This place is a heck of a lot cheaper than even other websites like xxxxxxxxx.
No competitor references n00d!

I found a box of nub cigars here for under $50, but I saw the exact same thing for over $120 at stag tobacconist in Colorado Springs, my local shop.
Your local shpo is trying to rip you off..................walk in and tell him you can get them cheaper on the Internet................I doubt he knows about it.

A second question: How is the quality of the 15-20 bundle cigars of less-known brands with no bands on the cigars and no real box to speak of?
They're awesome...............bid often, and do not lose a bid.......it's a sign of weakness........being a n00b, you need to come out swinging.

Up to know I've only tried popular brands, but have never had any cheap, no-band cigars, I don't really want to get stuck with 20 gross cigars. How reliably decent are some of these?
Why are you asking the same question twice n00b?

I just recently got into the hobby, and my first humidor was one of those tiny 15 cigar boxes, for $50 locally, and I am seeing 150 cigar beautiful humidors for $70. I feel like such an idiot for overpaying.
You are not an idiot. You are a n00b................that's worse

It's called cigarBID for a reason...

If you look hard enough and long enough and exercise patience you can get a better price on just about everything.

98.2% of internet cigars are fake,with any luck you'll get some real ones. Good luck!

I was here.

Welcome to the madness!

And in the trade threads there are two folks who need a bombing...Palama and Danmdevries. Get Cool.

It's very un-PC now to thump anyone for being a smart mouth dumbchit!!!
Someone might get offended...

I wonder if he's been back to read all this. If so, perhaps a response acknowledging just that is in order.... Don't make the rest of us noobs look bad.

What?

You, sir, are an AZZHAT. I say that with both affection and frustration. But no banning....for that you should be grateful.

Sincerely,
Grandma

Mom just making sure you're alive.

You don't write, you don't call...

We were worried.

SMELLMOP

TIGER

Waffles or pancakes? Choose your answer carefully!

You azzhat are OUTRAGEOUS

^sorry, I think I dropped the mic. Can you pick that up for me?



Jamie, he likes long walks



Don't stand up too fast

Just waiting for the noob then to pick up the mic

You got his back?

Hi Stephen – I’ll attempt to answer your questions. CigarBid is part of a large group of companies that share a fulfillment center. We have anywhere from 25-50 million cigars in our humidor at any given time. We also have thousands and thousands of cigar accessories in stock as well. When you purchase in these quantities, you get tremendous volume discounts – the type of discounts your local retailer can never achieve.

CigarBid is one of the outlets we use to sell this product. Because you can basically name your own price, you can get it much lower than at your regular retailer. You can’t do that with the other companies within this conglomerate which is what makes us unique.

Contrary to TJCobra’s post, this is not an outlet for only slow moving merchandise. Many of our top sellers, including Man o’War, Diesel and 5 Vegas are sold here. What you won’t find here is many national brands and many of the larger, popular boutique brands. They’ve put a moratorium on selling their cigars at a lower price though on-line retailers and brick and mortar retailers. This is called MAP, which stands for Minimum Advertised Price. Since you can name your own price here, it would be lower than MAP so we can’t sell it.

As for those no-band, lesser-known bundles, only you can say if you’ll like them. The quality will be the same whether you purchase them from us or your local.

Remember that all businesses need to make a profit. Your local may not be purchasing directly from the manufacturer as we are and therefore need to charge a higher price. As Puff said, there is also the convenience factor. You can stop in there to pick up a smoke when you’re low and not wait for your next delivery. You can share a smoke with other like-minded individuals – there’s nothing that bonds you like sharing a hobby that 90% of the world wants to obliterate! HA!

Welcome to our little world of AZZHATTERY. These guys can be jerks but they are also among the most generous and giving people I’ve ever had the pleasure of encountering. If you want to hang out, please check out the noob/vet thread on the trades board. Get yourself a vet who can answer your questions and guide you on your search for the perfect cigar. But be warned – you have to have thick skin to deal with these guys. Like I said, they are a bunch of azzhats!

See what I did new guy?

I acted like a jerk, but used a disliked keyword to get the minataurs attention to actually get your questions answered but still maintaining my bad ass persona.

THAT is smart.

How do you feel about long walks and camping?

Two man tent.

I'm sorry.............

I know how you feel.............

A long time ago, I asked a question here about my car................

And that bully JadeRose MADE FUN of my car!!!

I had to tell my mommy................cause La Princessa never bothered to come out and comfort me, like she did you!!!

Serious? Detailed? Informative?

I think you're in the wrong place.

Cobra, you're correct. This question gets dropped daily. Don't we have a "Read this first" thread somewhere?