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I have intrusion in me i fear
miamirolled6 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 05-23-2011
Posts: 5
I not smoke cigar for 1.5 year. I smoke last night mild cigar, conecticut state rapper, because I thinking maybe I go slow back into my hobby of shame. I miss cigar but it was good break for not smoking. Making palate of my mouths clean. I begin smoke maybe 10pm last night. I go slow. Have some coffee. Have some water. I eat some pudding of vanilla character. Very nice flavor making me remind myself of days of cigar smoking. Very pure scenting of honey and biscuit and creamy hay. I like cigar. But then I not remember nothing. I wake up maybe 9am this AM morning. With pants and male compresion shorts undone and draping near my ankle area. I not even on bed. I on floor of my computer office den. No blanket. No pillow. Nothing. Just laying spread with pants and compression undrwear nearly off. My buttock completely expose to the elements. I not know. I not remember. Cigar was clearly burned out in ash tray. No sign of intruder. No window or door is open. I feel not sick. I feel mostly fine except for making many gas of intestine. I think cigar maybe snuck up on me, not used to power? But it is mild. And I cannot think maybe some being or man I not know, come in and taking advantage of me when I making sleep from cigar? I not know what to do. Maybe God tells me not smoke no cigar? I can not have intrusion into me every time i make smoke! Ok I just needed to tell so to see if this ever happento anny other person new back to cigars?
Plowboy221 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,144
Charlie is that you? Could it be?

Cigars laced with the Mary Jane and the sweet Columbian sugar will do that to you…
danmdevries Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,365
miamirolled6 wrote:
I not smoke cigar for 1.5 year. I smoke last night mild cigar, conecticut state rapper, because I thinking maybe I go slow back into my hobby of shame. I miss cigar but it was good break for not smoking. Making palate of my mouths clean. I begin smoke maybe 10pm last night. I go slow. Have some coffee. Have some water. I eat some pudding of vanilla character. Very nice flavor making me remind myself of days of cigar smoking. Very pure scenting of honey and biscuit and creamy hay. I like cigar. But then I not remember nothing. I wake up maybe 9am this AM morning. With pants and male compresion shorts undone and draping near my ankle area. I not even on bed. I on floor of my computer office den. No blanket. No pillow. Nothing. Just laying spread with pants and compression undrwear nearly off. My buttock completely expose to the elements. I not know. I not remember. Cigar was clearly burned out in ash tray. No sign of intruder. No window or door is open. I feel not sick. I feel mostly fine except for making many gas of intestine. I think cigar maybe snuck up on me, not used to power? But it is mild. And I cannot think maybe some being or man I not know, come in and taking advantage of me when I making sleep from cigar? I not know what to do. Maybe God tells me not smoke no cigar? I can not have intrusion into me every time i make smoke! Ok I just needed to tell so to see if this ever happento anny other person new back to cigars?


Lolwut?
themunmypaw Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2014
Posts: 661
That escalated quickly. "I eat some pudding of vanilla character" was my favorite part.
Plowboy221 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,144
themunmypaw wrote:
That escalated quickly. "I eat some man pudding of vanilla character" was my favorite part.



Fixed it for ya Sick
DCLover Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-26-2008
Posts: 4,229
Instant classic
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,247
What CT rapper was he listening to ?
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
You're welcome.


It was good for me.


Now you may want to get a check up, just saying.
Plowboy221 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,144
^^

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HmNJ03s2ZuM
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
relax, it's Magwitch's Eastern European cousin.
csgamecock Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2012
Posts: 2,448
Plowboy221 wrote:
^^

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ



I really need to leave this site and never return but it's like a train wreck, you just can't turn away!

Some of the chit I see on here is concerning to say the least lol
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,784
Welcome home to the asylum, miamirolled. Been in before, huh? Your connecticut state rapper cigar was dipped at least once...
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
I took a test once.

I got an A, a B and 2 C's......

Aced that hepatitis test man.
JadeRose Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
This entire thread should be called..."Camping with Z"
JadeRose Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
and now you Noobs know why we ask if you've spent time in a Turkish prison.
Abrignac Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,273
miamirolled6 wrote:
I not smoke cigar for 1.5 year. I smoke last night mild cigar, conecticut state rapper, because I thinking maybe I go slow back into my hobby of shame. I miss cigar but it was good break for not smoking. Making palate of my mouths clean. I begin smoke maybe 10pm last night. I go slow. Have some coffee. Have some water. I eat some pudding of vanilla character. Very nice flavor making me remind myself of days of cigar smoking. Very pure scenting of honey and biscuit and creamy hay. I like cigar. But then I not remember nothing. I wake up maybe 9am this AM morning. With pants and male compresion shorts undone and draping near my ankle area. I not even on bed. I on floor of my computer office den. No blanket. No pillow. Nothing. Just laying spread with pants and compression undrwear nearly off. My buttock completely expose to the elements. I not know. I not remember. Cigar was clearly burned out in ash tray. No sign of intruder. No window or door is open. I feel not sick. I feel mostly fine except for making many gas of intestine. I think cigar maybe snuck up on me, not used to power? But it is mild. And I cannot think maybe some being or man I not know, come in and taking advantage of me when I making sleep from cigar? I not know what to do. Maybe God tells me not smoke no cigar? I can not have intrusion into me every time i make smoke! Ok I just needed to tell so to see if this ever happento anny other person new back to cigars?



Just goes to show the character of people who pass through.

So an account was created some 4 years ago. It was never used to post, just sat dormant. Then all of a sudden this?

Someone obviously had waaaaaay too much time on their hands.
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
^ I clapped when I read that and started singing STYXX
deadeyedick Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,087
It is hard to believe such a calamity
banderl Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 09-09-2008
Posts: 10,153
miamirolled6 wrote:
I not smoke cigar for 1.5 year. I smoke last night mild cigar, conecticut state rapper, because I thinking maybe I go slow back into my hobby of shame. I miss cigar but it was good break for not smoking. Making palate of my mouths clean. I begin smoke maybe 10pm last night. I go slow. Have some coffee. Have some water. I eat some pudding of vanilla character. Very nice flavor making me remind myself of days of cigar smoking. Very pure scenting of honey and biscuit and creamy hay. I like cigar. But then I not remember nothing. I wake up maybe 9am this AM morning. With pants and male compresion shorts undone and draping near my ankle area. I not even on bed. I on floor of my computer office den. No blanket. No pillow. Nothing. Just laying spread with pants and compression undrwear nearly off. My buttock completely expose to the elements. I not know. I not remember. Cigar was clearly burned out in ash tray. No sign of intruder. No window or door is open. I feel not sick. I feel mostly fine except for making many gas of intestine. I think cigar maybe snuck up on me, not used to power? But it is mild. And I cannot think maybe some being or man I not know, come in and taking advantage of me when I making sleep from cigar? I not know what to do. Maybe God tells me not smoke no cigar? I can not have intrusion into me every time i make smoke! Ok I just needed to tell so to see if this ever happento anny other person new back to cigars?



God, I hate when that happens!
bgz Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Anal infused cigar, can possibly revolutionize an entire third world nation. I think you're on to something buddy.
Speyside Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
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Is this a Twilight Zone rerun?
banderl Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 09-09-2008
Posts: 10,153
What's the latest, Miamirolled?
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
He's busy.
dstieger Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
You would be too, if you had intrusion in you
ZRX1200 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,599
It's not a tumah
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,247
Video at 11.
Plowboy221 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,144
^^ nobody wants to see that.
miamirolled6 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 05-23-2011
Posts: 5
I sorry, i wish not say details yet. It became far more of sinister quality since i write this post. I still making working through this issue but now i have had same expereince follow 2 different cigar since this posting of my dilemma. I not know what say. I fear it is somthing from beyond. I not now. it not happen when i make burn of maduro or hevy ligero cigar. but any time i have conecticut state outer leaf i find myself next morning abndon in my own home, with pantalones draping from buttock.....i not wish say yet more. i am very ashame. i must go have tranquility now. i will not smoke this night, only i go have some pudding of cheesecake flavorings so i not make trepidation falutulent. i will say more when the sun comes return to my window.
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
oh yeah. definitely Eastern European Magwitch.
danmdevries Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,365
miamirolled6 wrote:
I sorry, i wish not say details yet. It became far more of sinister quality since i write this post. I still making working through this issue but now i have had same expereince follow 2 different cigar since this posting of my dilemma. I not know what say. I fear it is somthing from beyond. I not now. it not happen when i make burn of maduro or hevy ligero cigar. but any time i have conecticut state outer leaf i find myself next morning abndon in my own home, with pantalones draping from buttock.....i not wish say yet more. i am very ashame. i must go have tranquility now. i will not smoke this night, only i go have some pudding of cheesecake flavorings so i not make trepidation falutulent. i will say more when the sun comes return to my window.


Cant wait for ...the rest of the story.

Lolz. Dafuq?
QMPASH Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
miamirolled6 wrote:
I not smoke cigar for 1.5 year. I smoke last night mild cigar, conecticut state rapper, because I thinking maybe I go slow back into my hobby of shame. I miss cigar but it was good break for not smoking. Making palate of my mouths clean. I begin smoke maybe 10pm last night. I go slow. Have some coffee. Have some water. I eat some pudding of vanilla character. Very nice flavor making me remind myself of days of cigar smoking. Very pure scenting of honey and biscuit and creamy hay. I like cigar. But then I not remember nothing. I wake up maybe 9am this AM morning. With pants and male compresion shorts undone and draping near my ankle area. I not even on bed. I on floor of my computer office den. No blanket. No pillow. Nothing. Just laying spread with pants and compression undrwear nearly off. My buttock completely expose to the elements. I not know. I not remember. Cigar was clearly burned out in ash tray. No sign of intruder. No window or door is open. I feel not sick. I feel mostly fine except for making many gas of intestine. I think cigar maybe snuck up on me, not used to power? But it is mild. And I cannot think maybe some being or man I not know, come in and taking advantage of me when I making sleep from cigar? I not know what to do. Maybe God tells me not smoke no cigar? I can not have intrusion into me every time i make smoke! Ok I just needed to tell so to see if this ever happento anny other person new back to cigars?



Is this what happens when you use LSD? Gonz
sd72 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
I don't talk like that, so, no.
Speyside Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
This was comical for a second or 2. Now it is just boring. Whoever is pulling this lame gag has a poor sense of humor.
banderl Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 09-09-2008
Posts: 10,153
miamirolled6 wrote:
I sorry, i wish not say details yet. It became far more of sinister quality since i write this post. I still making working through this issue but now i have had same expereince follow 2 different cigar since this posting of my dilemma. I not know what say. I fear it is somthing from beyond. I not now. it not happen when i make burn of maduro or hevy ligero cigar. but any time i have conecticut state outer leaf i find myself next morning abndon in my own home, with pantalones draping from buttock.....i not wish say yet more. i am very ashame. i must go have tranquility now. i will not smoke this night, only i go have some pudding of cheesecake flavorings so i not make trepidation falutulent. i will say more when the sun comes return to my window.



On the edge of my seat, Miamirolled, please keep us informed.
BlueDude Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2012
Posts: 1,308
has anybody heard from Bloody?
miamirolled6 Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 05-23-2011
Posts: 5
Speyside wrote:
This was comical for a second or 2. Now it is just boring. Whoever is pulling this lame gag has a poor sense of humor.


Yet posting twice of my story. You must be husband of wife i make anal penetraet in 1997 in Tantra Mountain village. we just was young she not real love me not worry of it my friend. i make coffee now as sun goes down. i not cigar smoke on Thursday - day of trepidations I fear.
tonygraz Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,247
Full of crap
TheSmokensip Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 03-02-2013
Posts: 1,329
miamirolled6 wrote:
i make coffee now as sun goes down. i not cigar smoke on Thursday - day of trepidations I fear.


I fear you have intrusion in you...
Speyside Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Cry Baby Cry
banderl Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 09-09-2008
Posts: 10,153
How's your week going Miamirolled?
delta1 Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,784
I fear he got an extrusion...
danmdevries Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,365
Is he back?

I fear we may have an intrusion
tamapatom Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
danmdevries wrote:
Is he back?

I fear we may have an intrusion

I agree.......Mongolian BBQ style this time?
Mr. Jones Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
it is
MAGWITCH....

INCOGNITO...

and CROS was the midnight intruder . ..

BLOODY FILMED THE WHOLE THING
FROM HIS 10 STORY UNDERGROUND office in a
HOMELAND SECURITY COMPLEX @ a
"half empty industrial park" in suburban
Maryland.....w/ dump trucks filled w/ dirt leaving office bldg loading docks...
On the "top first floor" is the "FRONT COMPANY"
he works for:
a supposed "Business Trinkets Accessory" company..
Mr. Jones Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
what happened to...

miamirolled6

the eastern european
magwitch...

it is an instant classic..
Mr. Jones Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
awwwwwww....

come on you pussies....

keep this thing alive...

miamirolled6

^^^ how about one more post?
tamapatom Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
I fear Mr Jones is trolling for an intrusion.
Mr. Jones Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
no way......

Intrusion is your name (tampatom)
and...
Intrusion is youin's game......

u
florida
intruder...
danmdevries Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,365
Mr. Jones wrote:
no way......

Intrusion is your name (tampatom)
and...
Intrusion is youin's game......

u
florida
intruder...


His name isn't tampatom
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