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Palama Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:22 PM EST
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illinichaser wrote:
Man, you'll send those chips to anyone. . .





























except me. . . Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


Ooh, poor baby....

Let's figure out a trade or something....
Oscar Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 7:46 PM EST
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what da
danmdevries Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 8:20 PM EST
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Whoop
ZRX1200 Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, May 26 2015, 8:22 PM EST
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Hes, but you can pm him about anything he LOVES new guys who ask alot of questions.
madspackler Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 7:33 AM EST
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Welcome SmokeMonkey. Enjoy the madness. I am an over-the-mountain B'hammer. Work downtown. Been off the boards with some personal issues but welcome.
Palama is an outstanding BOTL so if he is offering chips, I would take him up on that before he changes his mind. You will thank us later. Just reinforce your porch first.
Hope you decide to stick around. Go to the trades thread and get on the Noob trade. If I can be of assistance, PM me.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 8:24 AM EST
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I'm OTM as well. Worked downtown until a couple of years ago, now in the Colonnade area, which gives me about a 10 minute commute. Much better!
madspackler Offline
#57 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 11:50 AM EST
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Which B&M do you frequent - one of the two out on 280?, One of the two in the Brook? The Briary or somewhere else?
SmokeMonkey Offline
#58 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 12:08 PM EST
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C&M 280 is my go-to but I will occasionally go to Belicoso in Hoover.
mikey1597 Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 1:16 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I'm OTM as well. Worked downtown until a couple of years ago, now in the Colon-ade area, which gives me about a 10 minute commute. Much better!



You DO know Jade!
Puffnstuff79 Offline
#60 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 5:39 PM EST
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This place sucks. Everyone here thinks they have "the answer" and for modesty purposes only they put that it's just their opinion (to make you think they are modest only to increase their sense of self-worth/others perception of them). Often times you'll see a sarcasm sign which is a load of crap too. Those equal the same as, "I don't mean to interrupt but..." which of course means that denial is strong in them. There's only one great people on here and they all reside outside of Texas, Florida, and Michigan.


Enjoy.
Puffnstuff79 Offline
#61 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 5:40 PM EST
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Oh yeah, where's gae9???
wheelrite Offline
#62 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 5:50 PM EST
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Is there a Mrs. Monkey ?

if so, can we see a pic of her Boobs...


wheel,,
tonygraz Offline
#63 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 6:08 PM EST
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You like hairy boobs ?
Palama Offline
#64 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 8:56 PM EST
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Hey Smoke, I'm out of one of my usual / favorite swag items and the frickin' store where I usually get them was closed today so couldn't pick some up! ram27bat

Will check back in a couple days.
cacman Offline
#65 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 9:05 PM EST
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No One-Ton Chips Outrage!
Palama Offline
#66 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 9:13 PM EST
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A-ok on the One-Tons (...Wun Tuns too...). Backscratcher is MIA. Angry
SmokeMonkey Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, May 27 2015, 10:23 PM EST
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Answers:

1. There is a Mrs. Monkey but living in Alabama means hairy monkey boobs and no teeth ;)

2. No worries, Palama, I'm just happy to be here!
madspackler Offline
#68 Posted: Thu, May 28 2015, 7:31 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Answers:

1. There is a Mrs. Monkey but living in Alabama means hairy monkey boobs and no teeth ;)

2. No worries, Palama, I'm just happy to be here!

Applause I think you are going to fit in just fine in this place - welcome
opelmanta1900 Offline
#69 Posted: Thu, May 28 2015, 10:07 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Answers:

1. There is a Mrs. Monkey but living in Alabama means hairy monkey boobs and no teeth ;)

2. No worries, Palama, I'm just happy to be here!


your cousin sounds hot...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#70 Posted: Thu, May 28 2015, 12:22 PM EST
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She is, but that's because she works in a steel mill.
madspackler Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, May 28 2015, 2:22 PM EST
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Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
Palama Offline
#72 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2015, 10:05 PM EST
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Fuggin' store is still closed! Note on the door said she's on vacation till June 21! WTF!! Angry

Dayum, that's an awfully long time to wait for a backscratcher, might send the box without one. Think
danmdevries Offline
#73 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2015, 10:20 PM EST
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People in Hawaii go on vacation? Why? And to where? A block away?
Palama Offline
#74 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2015, 2:07 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
People in Hawaii go on vacation? Why? And to where? A block away?


Laugh Haven't you heard? Too much sunshine is no good for you. Sarcasm
SmokeMonkey Offline
#75 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2015, 9:29 AM EST
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I am both patient and appreciative.
Palama Offline
#76 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2015, 1:25 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I am both patient and appreciative.


Hmm, actually have everything ready except for the backscratcher...so sad...what's a Palama box without the b.s. (...pun intended...)? Well, lemme think about this a bit longer or check other Chinatown shops for a similar device. Regardless, I will post up the DC once it's ready to launch. And don't worry Chris, your porch will be relatively safe...this time. Whistle
SmokeMonkey Offline
#77 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2015, 3:28 PM EST
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To say I'm looking forward to it would be an understatement.
edin508 Offline
#78 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2015, 7:57 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
To say I'm looking forward to it would be an understatement.

Send Palama some booze, good booze.
Palama Offline
#79 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2015, 9:20 PM EST
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edin508 wrote:
Send Palama some booze, good booze.


No, gots 'nuff to last for a l-o-n-g time.

Plenny beer
Plenny bourbon
'Nuff rum (...got some Zaya already on the way too...)
Plenny sake

Heck, I even stocked up on some diet root beer last week!
Palama Offline
#80 Posted: Mon, Jun 8 2015, 4:06 AM EST
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Smoke - here's the DC: 9405803699300005812301

ETA Thursday, June 11

Sorry about the delay as well as the lack of a backscratcher. Sad
QMPASH Offline
#81 Posted: Mon, Jun 8 2015, 5:17 AM EST
Joined: 03-15-2011
Posts: 897
tamapatom wrote:
Greetings......I am a relative newcomer myself. My attitude towards online buying is its gotta be a really good deal and don't forget shipping cost. If my local B and M 's are anywhere close, I'd rather give them my business, even if they are a little more. Saving a few cents per stick is not worth strangling the b and m. We need to continue to support local business.....so just buy more cigars and it works both ways! On line makes most sense on boxes, less so on 5 packs and really questionable on singles. The auctions let you low ball lots of stuff if you can resist over bidding (check out over bidding thread). Enjoy.

Stay away from the waffle/pancake discussion. Next thing you know someone is going to send you looking for the thonginator.

I live in the Poconos so there is no "local" B & M within 14 miles. I have had bad experiences with B & M's, so I mostly buy online. One B & M follows you around to make sure you don't "handle" the merchandice. He even keeps the humis locked so you can't handle the merchandice and the cherry on top of the sundae is that you're sure to get a political speech anytime you enter. The others in the area are either way overpriced or they are run by people who know less about cigars than noobs. No thank you; I stay online. Sad
SmokeMonkey Offline
#82 Posted: Mon, Jun 8 2015, 6:47 AM EST
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I'll be on the lookout!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#83 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2015, 9:40 AM EST
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Got a call from my wife last night - I'm out of town - that it appeared alarge hand grenade had destroyed most of our front porch and a good sized box for Hawaii was in the middle of the crater untouched.

I warned her to handle it with care and that I would take care of it when I get back today. Can't wait to see what it holds!
madspackler Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2015, 12:52 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Got a call from my wife last night - I'm out of town - that it appeared alarge hand grenade had destroyed most of our front porch and a good sized box for Hawaii was in the middle of the crater untouched.

I warned her to handle it with care and that I would take care of it when I get back today. Can't wait to see what it holds!



Hit by the Hawaiian - you are a lucky man. Palama hits for keeps.Applause Applause Applause
SmokeMonkey Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2015, 8:06 PM EST
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After arriving home I can definitively confirm that my porch was destroyed by a Hawaiian bomb. Conan absolutely demolished me with a variety of Aloha State goodies, accessories (the cigar sort - get your minds right!) and a fair few cigars - none of which I have tried before! I'm blown away and appreciative. Someday, when I'm a grown monkey, I'll do the same to someone else.

In the meantime, I'll let these acclimate to Alabama, then take several with me down to the beach in a few weeks. This has been one lucky monkey reporting from Birmingham!
tonygraz Offline
#86 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2015, 8:27 PM EST
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Send him a couple of crates of Bananas.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#87 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2015, 8:36 PM EST
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Good suggestion! Btw, I'm planning on revisiting the Bahia Blu in a few weeks to see if the one I had just needed rest.
Palama Offline
#88 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2015, 8:59 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
After arriving home I can definitively confirm that my porch was destroyed by a Hawaiian bomb. Conan absolutely demolished me with a variety of Aloha State goodies, accessories (the cigar sort - get your minds right!) and a fair few cigars - none of which I have tried before! I'm blown away and appreciative. Someday, when I'm a grown monkey, I'll do the same to someone else.

In the meantime, I'll let these acclimate to Alabama, then take several with me down to the beach in a few weeks. This has been one lucky monkey reporting from Birmingham!


Great! Glad I was able to help broaden your horizons.

And yes, no return fire, whack some unsuspecting n00b next year or so. horse
Palama Offline
#89 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 8:28 PM EST
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From another thread:

SmokeMonkey wrote:
I believe that was a hit on the first anniversary of me joining the forum. Hit a few others as well. As I recall it, you sent a massive noob hit on me about a week after I joined. Just a small token of my appreciation.


I owe you a back scratcher.... Whistle
frankj1 Offline
#90 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 9:45 PM EST
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nah.
other monkeys pick off the nits in ceremonial grooming sessions at snack time.
izonfire Offline
#91 Posted: Tue, Aug 20 2019, 10:28 PM EST
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sacramental nitpickers
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