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Ong Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:17 PM EST
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Any of you work in an office and smoke a cigar on your way to work? I found myself wanting a cigar this morning for the commute and I have been getting the stink eye from co-workers.

Do you wear the smell with pride, or cover it with febreeze or other odor masker?
sd72 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:26 PM EST
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I mask it with booze sweat and breath. No complains about the smoke. And sometimes a vague whiff of vomit, mostly on Mondays.
sd72 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:26 PM EST
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I mask it with booze sweat and breath. No complains about the smoke. And sometimes a vague whiff of vomit, mostly on Mondays.
sd72 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:27 PM EST
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Apparently Tuesday too.
dharbolt Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:27 PM EST
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Same here. Though I add the smell of strippers and some glitter highlights
Ong Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:36 PM EST
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I was going to assume the strippers was a part of it, or at least the scent of a good Cocoa Butter. The glitter is a new one.
sd72 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:37 PM EST
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Glitter gets lost in the white nose rings, and ashy face.
Ong Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:40 PM EST
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I am less a white nose ring guy, and more of a post-baby stretch mark guy. Wednesday morning B-Team for life!
dharbolt Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 6:46 PM EST
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That's not right. You should never lose your appreciation of strippers
dharbolt Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 7:09 PM EST
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Also if your into the stretch marks come to columbus I'll take you to a strip club in the hood that will blow your mind
Ong Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 7:26 PM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
Also if your into the stretch marks come to columbus I'll take you to a strip club in the hood that will blow your mind



I would be all over that as long as they look like a road map of Manhattan!
mikey1597 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 7:52 PM EST
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I fart a lot.
dharbolt Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 8:12 PM EST
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So do the strippers
dharbolt Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 8:13 PM EST
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Ong wrote:
I would be all over that as long as they look like a road map of Manhattan!


Brother these "girls" got a road map of Manhattan on their left oblique :)
Ong Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 8:35 PM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
Brother these "girls" got a road map of Manhattan on their left oblique :)



I have 2.5 hours left at work....don't you dare excite me!


Wait, wait, wait - I don't like your use of quotes around girls. I am not interested in meeting a Cait Jenner.
sd72 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 8:38 PM EST
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Got a club in the country here famous for a one legged stripper.
dharbolt Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 8:39 PM EST
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Ong wrote:
I have 2.5 hours left at work....don't you dare excite me!


Wait, wait, wait - I don't like your use of quotes around girls. I am not interested in meeting a Cait Jenner.


Bwahahahaha they are female. Just can't necessarily call them girls :)
dharbolt Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 8:41 PM EST
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sd72 wrote:
Got a club in the country here famous for a one legged stripper.


Got one on the south side that has a big led sign that says no fat and has a picture of a baby chicken. But only at prime hours. During the week they make no such claims
danmdevries Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 10:44 PM EST
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Could try smoking a pipe.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 10:47 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
I fart a lot.

you need any mason jars?
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 11:35 PM EST
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I have cigars before work, it's part of my manly musk that makes men jealous and drives women wild.
KingoftheCove Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 11:38 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I have cigars before work, it's part of my manly musk that makes men jealous and drives women wild.

Manly musk??
More like hobo goo........
tamapatom Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 11:38 PM EST
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What smell?
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2016, 11:43 PM EST
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I wasn't in your bathroom that long!
tamapatom Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2016, 8:30 AM EST
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Pre-work cigar is accepted better than pre-wife cigar.
danmdevries Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2016, 8:44 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I wasn't in your bathroom that long!


That bad, eh?
NapalmMan67 Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2016, 9:02 AM EST
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I only have a 3 - 4 minute commute to work, so not much worth trying to enjoy one enroute. I could have one before I head to work, but I'm to lazy and don't get out of bed early enough.
ajerrils Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2016, 10:21 AM EST
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Forget the Pre-work cigar and just have the work cigar.
mikey1597 Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2016, 12:00 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you need any mason jars?



Funny Stuff!
delta1 Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2016, 12:03 PM EST
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What's work?
MACS Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2016, 4:48 PM EST
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I work in a jail. The cigar smell would be an improvement.
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