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Luke753 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 8:39 PM EST
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Hey, I'm Luke, one of the noopest members, from around Wichita Kansas. Some old guy was yelling at me for posting in the "What'cha Smok'in" forum. So now that I know Frankj1, I look forward to getting to know the rest of you. I'm just gettin around to finding what I like, and maybe try a few that you guys talk about. Herfing
Covfireman Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 8:42 PM EST
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Do you like camping ? Pancakes or waffles .


Frankj1 he's ok just don't quote him.

Welcome to the forum .

I like a white owl tubo pineapple if I can get them .
Luke753 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 8:55 PM EST
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Yes to camping, Pancakes.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:02 PM EST
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HELLO!!!
Covfireman Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:03 PM EST
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Pancakes that's the right reply and someone will take you camping by the river . Maybe even to a hobo party
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:05 PM EST
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Luke, better put on a heavy coat now, they are just warming up...but don't quote me!
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:06 PM EST
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My most recent testate was clean....I ride bareback.
Luke753 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:06 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
HELLO!!!


HI, ZXR1200! HOPE, YOU'RE, DOING, GOOD, TONIGHT!

(Note to self...he must have an inner ear thing, hence the yelling)











Shame on you
Luke753 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:10 PM EST
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Covfireman wrote:
Pancakes that's the right reply and someone will take you camping by the river . Maybe even to a hobo party


The river has the best view and fishing. Besides, if things get outta hand, you always have the river. (Two go in to the camp site...but only one comes out)
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:16 PM EST
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That's right, you can fake it.

I don't care.
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:16 PM EST
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may I quote you?
Luke753 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:17 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
My most recent testate was clean....I ride bareback.



Cool, just don't do your bareback riding in the mountains...you could end up with gona-hepra-syphl-aids...and spoiler alert, I heard that movie ended really uncomfortably, IMO.
Luke753 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:25 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
may I quote you?



Quote me Frank? Depends, who do you work for, or have you worked for in the past? Any three letter companies? (FBI, CIA, NSA, ATF)
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:28 PM EST
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Luke753 wrote:
Quote me Frank? Depends, who do you work for, or have you worked for in the past? Any three letter companies? (FBI, CIA, NSA, ATF)

keep reading, look for Mrjones...answer...SSG!
99cobra2881 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:31 PM EST
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Hollleeee shiiiit somebody on the forum thats local-ish?!?!?

Nice and welcome aboard.

I'm west of Salina about 30 miles.

Favorite low key out of the way shpo in Wichita is Cigars Etc. on west central. Ever been there?
Luke753 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:34 PM EST
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99cobra2881 wrote:

Favorite low key out of the way shpo in Wichita is Cigars Etc. on west central. Ever been there?


Nope, Cigar Chateau East side, and The Humidor west side.
jjanecka Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:40 PM EST
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Have you ever fought homeless people for "cash money?"
Luke753 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:44 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Have you ever fought homeless people for "cash money?"


Just one time, but it was weird how we both chose the same bank to rob.
99cobra2881 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:45 PM EST
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That's cool I've seen the humidor just never have stopped. Looks like a nice place. Drive by it on the way to see imax movies at the Warren.

Are you new to cigars?


Luke753 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 9:47 PM EST
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99cobra2881 wrote:
That's cool I've seen the humidor just never have stopped. Looks like a nice place. Drive by it on the way to see imax movies at the Warren.

Are you new to cigars?




Yeah, I've been trying several over the last few weeks trying to find a groove. You should check out the Cigar Chateau, they have a HUGE walk in humidor.
99cobra2881 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 10:06 PM EST
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I'll be sure to check them out next time I'm in town.

Try a Fuente 8-5-8 sungrown if you haven't yet.


Luke753 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 10:16 PM EST
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99cobra2881 wrote:

Try a Fuente 8-5-8 sungrown if you haven't yet.




I'll have to give it a try, the only sungrown I've had was Rocky Patel Sungrown Maduro
jespear Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 10:49 PM EST
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99cobra2881 wrote:
I'll be sure to check them out next time I'm in town.

Try a Fuente 8-5-8 sungrown if you haven't yet.




ThumpUp

Oh yeah . . . And Welcome, Luke.
Luke753 Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 10:57 PM EST
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Thanks jespear.
jroddy Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Sep 7 2016, 11:54 PM EST
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I'm pretty dam new to Luke. Nice to meet ya
mikey1597 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 5:53 AM EST
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jroddy wrote:
I'm pretty dam new to Luke. Nice to meet ya



You two get a room!
thurson Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 6:19 AM EST
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Luke753 wrote:
Yes to camping, Pancakes.


I smell a bromance a brewin'.
thurson Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 6:24 AM EST
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Luke753 wrote:
I'll have to give it a try, the only sungrown I've had was Rocky Patel Sungrown Maduro


Patel Rocky not, 858 sungrown Fuente do...listen to the force Luke.


Oh yeah, welcome. fog
boileremt Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 7:44 AM EST
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thurson wrote:
Patel Rocky not, 858 sungrown Fuente do...listen to the force Luke.


Oh yeah, welcome. fog



Dammit, I was gonna post "I am your father" which woulda been extra funny since I'm a gal and all that. But now it isn't funny 'cuz you did the Yoda thing before me. So instead of inspiring everyone with my rapier wit, I am left with sloppy seconds.

thurson, you stole my thunder! Crying I may now be forced into a royal princess tantrum. Do you really want that?


Oh, and welcome aboard, Luke. A friend of Frank's is a friend of Moose Manor. But please don't tell him. We wouldn't want him to get too comfy.

Herfing
ajerrils Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 7:53 AM EST
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I enjoyed an Ashton VSG over Labor Day that was very nice sun grown.
MACS Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 10:49 AM EST
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Covfireman wrote:
Pancakes that's the right reply and someone will take you camping by the river . Maybe even to a hobo party


Pancakes is the wrong reply. Waffles with lots of butter and syrup would be the correct response... add pecans for bonus points.
MACS Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 10:57 AM EST
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jroddy wrote:
I'm pretty dam new to Luke. Nice to meet ya


^^^Wrong... it would indicate that you're 'new to Luke'. Like it's the first time Luke has taken you camping.

"I'm pretty damn new, too, Luke." Would mean you are telling Luke that you are also new to the forums.

Spelling, punctuation, and grammar, my friend. "Helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse", as opposed to "Helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Nome sayin'??

Herfing
Buckwheat Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 10:59 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Pancakes is the wrong reply. Waffles with lots of butter and syrup would be the correct response... add pecans for bonus points.


Waffles with real Maple syrup and fresh made whipped cream. God I hate noobs! fog Sarcasm
ZRX1200 Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 11:16 AM EST
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COMMIE!!!!
cameroon Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 11:54 AM EST
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Your name is both generic AND boring. Can we call you Puke?
jjanecka Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 11:56 AM EST
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Luke the Puke can suck my drupes.

Kinda catchy
tailgater Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 12:00 PM EST
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Luke753 wrote:
HI, ZXR1200! HOPE, YOU'RE, DOING, GOOD, TONIGHT!

(Note to self...he must have an inner ear thing, hence the yelling)

Shame on you


You missed an "R"
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 12:36 PM EST
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boileremt wrote:



Oh, and welcome aboard, Luke. A friend of Frank's is a friend of Moose Manor. But please don't tell him. We wouldn't want him to get too comfy.

Herfing

I am honored, and yet strangely uneasy.
tonygraz Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 6:56 PM EST
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Very nice of you to help your uncle, MACS.
MACS Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 8:27 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Very nice of you to help your uncle, MACS.


Funny... I do have an uncle Jack, but he does not have a horse. My intent was to show the importance of spelling, punctuation, and grammar in effective communication.

But I think you knew that.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 8:31 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
You missed an "R"





Naw...he's from out East....he's a wicked pissah!
Luke753 Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 9:11 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Luke the Puke can suck my drupes.

Kinda catchy


Maybe if your drupes had a good bourbon flowing out. But seriously, how much bourbon can you get outta a 2.5" x 25.
thurson Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 9:48 PM EST
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boileremt wrote:
Dammit, I was gonna post "I am your father" which woulda been extra funny since I'm a gal and all that. But now it isn't funny 'cuz you did the Yoda thing before me. So instead of inspiring everyone with my rapier wit, I am left with sloppy seconds.

thurson, you stole my thunder! Crying I may now be forced into a royal princess tantrum. Do you really want that?


Oh, and welcome aboard, Luke. A friend of Frank's is a friend of Moose Manor. But please don't tell him. We wouldn't want him to get too comfy.

Herfing



Moose Manor offend I did not intend.

I beg your royal forgiveness.

Big Hug
99cobra2881 Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 10:09 PM EST
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Sew, now, that weave gotton the grahamar lesson out of the weigh, can whee get back too braking inn the noob pleeez?

Next suggestion to try

Illusione rothchildes



Luke753 Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Sep 8 2016, 10:17 PM EST
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99cobra2881 wrote:
Sew, now, that weave gotton the grahamar lesson out of the weigh, can whee get back too braking inn the noob pleeez?

Next suggestion to try

Illusione rothchildes





Thank you, 99Cobra2881
Speyside Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Sep 9 2016, 7:37 AM EST
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Welcome to our madness!
BlueDude Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Sep 9 2016, 9:27 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
^^^Wrong... it would indicate that you're 'new to Luke'. Like it's the first time Luke has taken you camping.

"I'm pretty damn new, too, Luke." Would mean you are telling Luke that you are also new to the forums.

Spelling, punctuation, and grammar, my friend. "Helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse", as opposed to "Helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Nome sayin'??

Herfing


Pay no attention to MACS. He's very picky. You should see his flower arrangements and Hummel figurine collection.

Luke,
I'm also pretty damn new.

Luke,
I'm pretty damn new too.

Luke,
I'm pretty damn new as well.


btw . . . JRoddy IS new to Luke.
tailgater Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Sep 9 2016, 10:25 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I am honored, and yet strangely uneasy.


Not true.
I heard you were very easy.
tailgater Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Sep 9 2016, 10:27 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
^^^Wrong... it would indicate that you're 'new to Luke'. Like it's the first time Luke has taken you camping.

"I'm pretty damn new, too, Luke." Would mean you are telling Luke that you are also new to the forums.

Spelling, punctuation, and grammar, my friend. "Helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse", as opposed to "Helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Nome sayin'??

Herfing


How about:
Helping your uncle jack off. A Horse!
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#50 Posted: Fri, Sep 9 2016, 10:37 AM EST
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freaks... Mellow
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