The mailman came today and my wife thought I got a package in for work. I told her the only thing I was expecting was cigars sometime this month. She said well this package is way too big to be cigars it has to be parts for one of your machines.
I asked her to read the label - Ralph's Post Office from Olymipa, WA - yep that's gotta be Santa.
So I rush home after my meeting this morning to see what is inside. I lift the lid and see nothing but foam peanuts! Nicely done I thought expecting to sift through a massive amount of peanuts to find a few cigars nestled in the center. Boy was I wrong. A BAGFULL of goodies. I had to separate the wrapping that I was pulling out to make sure I didn't throw anything away.
21 Cigars!:
Sam Leccia Luchador El Castigo
Asylum Insidious Maduro 764 w/ Sweetened Cap
Perdomo Reserve 10th Anny Champagne Epicure
MOW Ruination Robusto #2
D.E. Nirvana Toro
A. Fuente Classic Hemingway
Padron Damaso Corona
Rocky Patel Vintage 1990 Churchill
Padron 5000
Flor de Gonzalez 90 Miles Churchill
EP Carrillo Seleccion Oscuro Piramides Royal Torpedo
Kristoff San Andres Churchill
Diesel Unlimited Maduro d. 4
La Historia by E.P. Carrillo El Senador
Room 101 Daruma Gold Roxxo
Ave Maria Crusader Robusto
A. Flores AFR-75 San Andres Maduro Sublime
Tatuaje El Triunfador No. 4 Robusto
Alec Bradley Nica Puro Robusto
Padilla San Andres Robusto
Quesada Tributo Julio.
But it doesn't stop there - not even close. There was some kicka$$ swag to go with the smokes.
A tactical pen - going to carry to meetings from now on.
11 in 1 credit card survival tool
Antique calipers - to compare ring gauges
Handfull of sweet stickers from the locality of my Secret Santa. Most will end up on my Kayak but might have to put one on my humi
A Spidermonkey Tattoo Cigar Tube - I didn't have a single tube cigar holder and will probably use tomorrow night.
Yucatan Sunshine Habanero Pepper Sauce with carrots as an ingredient (I'm not much of a hot sauce connoisseur but will definitely give it a taste on some meals.
Maker's Mark Bourbon. I used to live a few miles from the distillery and enjoy Makers on the rocks regularly with my cigars.
Tumwater Artesian Beer Glass - another cool local item from the location of my Secret Santa
A Monte Bottle Opener
Seattle Chocolates Truffle Bar. The wife is 8 months pregnant so this item may be confiscated.
Olympia Coffee Roasting Company Holiday Blend Coffee. I will be trying this tomorrow morning.
Surf Monkey.com Nisqually Havana Tobacco seeds and growing instructions booklet. If I can make my green thumb work this will be an awesome addition under my office window.
And very cool cigar band Christmas ornament. A clear globe filled with various bands of cigars I'm assuming my Secret Santa has smoked over the past year. It is very nicely done and I think my wife will let me put it on our tree since it looks so cool.
I'm pretty positive my Secret Santa is NW Stogie. Thanks for the hit I'm blown away!
