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NapalmMan67 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Dec 24 2016, 11:08 PM EST
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I sent Frank a little joke Chanukkah gift a few days ago, just for sh*ts n giggles. He decided to send a "Thank you." which was not required, but much appreciated.

I've been running around the last couple days getting everything prepped for Christmas, was just sitting down awhile ago when there was a knock at the front door... Was the neighbor with a SMFR USPS box mumbling something about "I think this is yours, mailman dropped in our mailbox yesterday." I said thanks and looked at the return address... What da?

Frank sent me a nice note and a lovely Star of David ornament, which is now a wonderful addition on our Christmas tree.

AND, as insurance that the ornament was properly guarded in it's journey, he sends along an LFD TCFKAM Oscuro as a body guard! Wowza.

Thank you kindly Frank! Hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday and prosperous new year!
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Dec 24 2016, 11:16 PM EST
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yeah yeah. picked up a couple of dem cheap China made ornaments. Prolly got lead paint on 'em.
Part of my plan to take over and convert this white male Christian dominated site to Judaism...and you fell for it!

HA!

Merry Christmas, Ron. Thank you for thinking of me.

Frank
Palama Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 4:14 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
yeah yeah. picked up a couple of dem cheap China made ornaments. Prolly got lead paint on 'em.
Part of my plan to take over and convert this white male Christian dominated site to Judaism...and you fell for it!

HA!

Merry Christmas, Ron. Thank you for thinking of me.

Frank


Not all Christians are white....

Nice RF Frank! Applause
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 12:08 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Not all Christians are white....

no wonder the take-over is taking so long!

year 3, and I have not forgotten you...!
danmdevries Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 12:48 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Not all Christians are white....

Nice RF Frank! Applause


Not all whites are Christian. whip
Burner02 Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 12:58 PM EST
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Like one of my sons FIL says, "You have Christians and you have Catholics"
Palama Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 1:01 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
no wonder the take-over is taking so long!

year 3, and I have not forgotten you...!


Frankie, look at this nice pocket watch.

See it swing left, see it swing right.

Left, right, left, right

Keep looking at it, follow it with your eyes.

Left, right, left, right

Your eyelids are getting heavy, heavy, heavy.

Left, right, left, right

Your eyelids are closing.

Left, right, left, right

You will forget you know the CBidder known as Palama. Never heard of him.

Left, right, left, right

Do you understand Frankie? Nod your head.

Left, right, left, right

When I snap my fingers, you will wake up and forget all about this post and call in your order to that Chinese restaurant down the street and check Netflix for a movie to watch.

1, 2, 3...snap!
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 1:37 PM EST
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I am hyp-mo-tized
Palama Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 3:06 PM EST
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Works every time!
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 10:36 PM EST
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weirdest thing. I keep doing the chicken dance whenever someone says "Chicago".
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 10:44 PM EST
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Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 10:57 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Mellow

cuz I'm hyp-mo-tized...don't ruin it.
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Dec 25 2016, 11:01 PM EST
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Bloody likes to dance with chikens... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2016, 12:22 PM EST
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Hello, Hong Kong Kitchen? I want an order of Won Hung Low skins and cream of Sum Yung Guy soup and some Me So Gay meatballs, to go...

Where's that remote...
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2016, 12:58 PM EST
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LMAO......this thread...
Whistlebritches Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2016, 6:37 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Hello, Hong Kong Kitchen? I want an order of Won Hung Low skins and cream of Sum Yung Guy soup and some Me So Gay meatballs, to go...

Where's that remote...


And all I was gonna do was say "CHICAGO".

You guys too funny
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Dec 26 2016, 10:45 PM EST
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I'm flapping my elbows!
NapalmMan67 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Dec 27 2016, 10:51 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
yeah yeah. picked up a couple of dem cheap China made ornaments. Prolly got lead paint on 'em.
Part of my plan to take over and convert this white male Christian dominated site to Judaism...and you fell for it!

HA!

Merry Christmas, Ron. Thank you for thinking of me.

Frank



My MIL has been insisting the last couple years they could be Jewish- her theory is based off of a few of their family members facial features... I said I needed more proof but she hasn't produced anything yet, so I dunno?

My Patriarch family tree is Germanic and descendant of one Sur name- So if you meet anyone else with the same last name as mine, I am related to them... at least that's what I've been told.

I follow my own path, so I'm not worried in whichever way it goes.



FWIW- When my family immigrated to the US, they came in through Ellis Island and went straight to CHICAGO. I have no idea why, other than it works out to make chicken jokes now.
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Dec 27 2016, 2:23 PM EST
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
My MIL has been insisting the last couple years they could be Jewish- her theory is based off of a few of their family members facial features... I said I needed more proof but she hasn't produced anything yet, so I dunno?

My Patriarch family tree is Germanic and descendant of one Sur name- So if you meet anyone else with the same last name as mine, I am related to them... at least that's what I've been told.

I follow my own path, so I'm not worried in whichever way it goes.



FWIW- When my family immigrated to the US, they came in through Ellis Island and went straight to CHICAGO. I have no idea why, other than it works out to make chicken jokes now.



Chicago! Conan's hypnosis is wearing off...

anyway, lots of stuff happened to lots of people at Ellis Island. Names were misspelled or totally changed. And many families "converted" from Judaism long before leaving Europe to avoid concentration camps and/or worse fates. Some just never "converted" back, some families are surprised to learn of their original heritage.

IIRC, Madeline Albright was from just such a family...if I have the right name.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Dec 27 2016, 2:29 PM EST
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/govt/admin/stories/albright020497.htm

I'll have to read it later but did skim the beginning
Abrignac Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Dec 27 2016, 2:31 PM EST
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
I sent Frank a little joke



Frank is very, very good people.
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Dec 27 2016, 8:04 PM EST
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hard to find one that isn't good people in this joint!
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