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ISO: Palama Back Scratcher
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bgz Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:04 AM EST
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I always knew this day would come, just didn't know when.

I was chillin' with the wife last night, and she has me scratch her back in the middle of the back.

She was like... awwwwwwwww.

Then she tells me, my back is always itchy now because of this damn nursing bra.

I was like, you need a back scratcher.

She goes, yessssssss, that's exactly what I need...

So I said, I know a guy!

Anyway, ya..., that's what ISO.
TMCTLT Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:08 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
I always knew this day would come, just didn't know when.

I was chillin' with the wife last night, and she has me scratch her back in the middle of the back.

She was like... awwwwwwwww.

Then she tells me, my back is always itchy now because of this damn nursing bra.

I was like, you need a back scratcher.

She goes, yessssssss, that's exactly what I need...

So I said, I know a guy!

Anyway, ya..., that's what ISO.




So.....you think Conan just sits around smoking cigars while Making back scratchers????
bgz Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:10 AM EST
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I don't know how he acquires these mythical objects, but if that's how he does it, he's a scholar and a saint.
dharbolt Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:52 AM EST
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Rut roh. This will be ugly
Palama Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:57 AM EST
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The store that sold those bamboo backscratchers closed earlier last year and I haven't found a replacement for them. They fit perfectly inside a SFR and were one of my signature swags. I miss them..The only hope is someone that has received multiple boxes from me and can spare one.
jespear Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:57 AM EST
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MOOCH alert !




























































Sarcasm
jespear Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 11:59 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
The store that sold those bamboo backscratchers closed earlier last year and I haven't found a replacement for them. They fit perfectly inside a SFR and were one of my signature swags. I miss them..The only hope is someone that has received multiple boxes from me and can spare one.



I have just ONE . . . and I wouldn't trade it for a box of Opus X !
BEST swag I EVER got here.
shaun341 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 12:05 PM EST
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I gots 2 Ben will get one out to you
bgz Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 12:15 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
The store that sold those bamboo backscratchers closed earlier last year and I haven't found a replacement for them. They fit perfectly inside a SFR and were one of my signature swags. I miss them..The only hope is someone that has received multiple boxes from me and can spare one.


Oh noOOOOOOOOO!
bgz Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 12:17 PM EST
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shaun341 wrote:
I gots 2 Ben will get one out to you


Oh, whew!!!

I'll make it worth your while :D

Make a trade out of it.
shaun341 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 12:43 PM EST
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No worries I need no return fire, glad I could help
bsadler Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 12:49 PM EST
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Glad I got mine before they closed.

I guess Palama is going to have to start making them
bgz Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 1:46 PM EST
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shaun341 wrote:
No worries I need no return fire, glad I could help


Thanks Shaun, my wife says thanks!
Nicar Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 2:04 PM EST
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Is this a plastic bamboo type that's telescopic?
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 9:49 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
I don't know how he acquires these mythical objects, but if that's how he does it, he's a scholar and a saint.

he's LIKE a scholar.
Try to keep up.
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jan 22 2017, 1:38 AM EST
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Wife took one and keeps it on the couch, next to her fave TV viewing spot. Luckily, he sent me two and the second one is within reach of the keyboard. Thanks Palama!!!


BOMB Palama!!!
Palama Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jan 22 2017, 5:19 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
he's LIKE a scholar.
Try to keep up.


Well, I sure ain't no saint! Gonz
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jan 22 2017, 9:33 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
Well, I sure ain't no saint! Gonz


Meh, close enough :)
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jan 22 2017, 8:35 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Well, I sure ain't no saint! Gonz

lucky for us!
shaun341 Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2017, 10:41 AM EST
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On its way 9405803699300391230987
bgz Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2017, 11:41 AM EST
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Awesome!
kombat96 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jan 24 2017, 1:18 PM EST
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Bomb Hawaiian punch! He's low on cigars...so I heard.
bgz Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 2:47 PM EST
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I remember I once have joked to Palama about him sending me a back scratcher in a flat rate envelope (just the back scratcher, nothing else).

He said that was absurd, why would anyone send a back scratcher by itself in a flat rate envelope...

Well, apparently Shaun agreed with that sentiment, he sent it in a flat rate box... with stragglers of course, but not just any stragglers, but a selection of elitist stragglers that completely overshadowed the awesome back scratcher that shared the same SFB.

LFD Colorado Oscuro (petite robusto-ish) nh
Roma Craft Intemperence Figurado nh
Pepin Blue Robusto
Opus Perfection X
Anejo Shark

No return fire necessary he says... oh, retaliation will come, maybe not today or tomorrow, but some day it will!


Thanks for the back scratcher and the awesome selection of smokes!

Shaun is one hell of a BOTL.
Just Relax Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 3:33 PM EST
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That's a great hit!

I'm curious to know what is so great about a back scratcher though? Think
m j toal Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 7:25 PM EST
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Shaun is a good guy!
Nice hit!
bgz Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 8:29 PM EST
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Just Relax wrote:
That's a great hit!

I'm curious to know what is so great about a back scratcher though? Think


Because it's the most epic swag that can be had on cbid...

That, and my fingernails are falling off from itching my wife's back.
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 8:35 PM EST
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scratch that itch
scratch that itch
shaun341 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 9:07 PM EST
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Glad they got there safely BGZ, figured you would have time to smoke now that your wife has her own personal back scratcher!
bgz Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 9:19 PM EST
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Herfing
MACS Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 10:00 PM EST
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I still have the one Rickamaven gave me many years ago.

You can't have it. Not talking
shaun341 Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2017, 10:07 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I still have the one Rickamaven gave me many years ago.

You can't have it. Not talking



Rickmaven gave a personal backscratchingd'oh!
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