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tRUMP ROAST: Being President is HOT
delta1 Offline
#301 Posted:
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Trump: I'll be more Presidential than any other, except possibly Lincoln...

Really...Honest Abe???


Not so much...Trump is prolly the greatest lying President ever, though, according to the Washington Post, Trump's favorite newspaper...he's uttered 1056 false or misleading statements since taking office...according to the fact checks in this article...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-claims-database/?tid=a_inl&utm_term=.2c6756b8ffcb
DrafterX Offline
#302 Posted:
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Is that why the lady senator thinks he should be whacked..?? Huh
Burner02 Offline
#303 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
Trump: I'll be more Presidential than any other, except possibly Lincoln...

Really...Honest Abe???


Not so much...Trump is prolly the greatest lying President ever, though, according to the Washington Post, Trump's favorite newspaper...he's uttered 1056 false or misleading statements since taking office...according to the fact checks in this article...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-claims-database/?tid=a_inl&utm_term=.2c6756b8ffcb



Trump is or would be a rookie compared to Obama but nothing to see on the left.
teedubbya Offline
#304 Posted:
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I'm beginning to think trump supporters want to use obama as their bench mark. Obama sucked. Nice benchmark.
DrafterX Offline
#305 Posted:
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Trump doesn't need any help lowering da bar... Not talking
Burner02 Offline
#306 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm beginning to think trump supporters want to use obama as their bench mark. Obama sucked. Nice benchmark.



The left does, just wanted to reinforce their beliefs in Obama and all that was ignored by the left and left wing media.

Glad you agree that Obama sucked.
teedubbya Offline
#307 Posted:
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Absolutely
frankj1 Offline
#308 Posted:
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glad that's finally settled.

so now we can all feel free to rate Trump on his own merits...right?
DrafterX Offline
#309 Posted:
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I heard his wife was really a dude... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#310 Posted:
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good looking dude tho...
frankj1 Offline
#311 Posted:
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wait.

which prez's wife?
DrafterX Offline
#312 Posted:
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d'oh!

Obama's wife of course.. but that's just what I heard.. and a documentary on the YouTube.. Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#313 Posted:
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YouTube don't make mistakes. Bad for bidness
Burner02 Offline
#314 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
glad that's finally settled.

so now we can all feel free to rate Trump on his own merits...right?



You can always do a little "bench marking," buzz words of the day.
frankj1 Offline
#315 Posted:
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Burner02 wrote:
You can always do a little "bench marking," buzz words of the day.

true, true.
though none of this matters in our real lives.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#316 Posted:
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You guys have lives outside of this place?
frankj1 Offline
#317 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
You guys have lives outside of this place?

we used to, but now the Jews have replaced us...so no need to leave
you really should reconsider.
delta1 Offline
#318 Posted:
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frank...you should know better than to........................................................ lie...
frankj1 Offline
#319 Posted:
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Sorry, frankjtoo hacked into my cbid account.
DrafterX Offline
#320 Posted:
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OhMyGod

You want I should smack him around a little bit..?? Huh
gummy jones Offline
#321 Posted:
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this guy's edgy writing is usually pretty entertaining
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What's the end game for these preening, posturing doofuses who call themselves Republicans, but who can't pass a CNN camera without slamming their party’s president? There is a lot of blue falconry going on in the GOP right now, and while it's pretty clear why, what's not so clear is what these fair weather frauds believe they're accomplishing.

We know why they do it. Some of them are truly shocked and upset by Trump's rough edges. He's not your grandfather’s Republican. He's more like your grandfather's buddy who got Pops drunk and took him to a brothel long before he ever met grandma. Trump’s rude and crude, and that rubs a lot of Republicans the wrong way. His cheerful vulgarity and vindictiveness, which many find his most attractive qualities, offends some people because they're decent people of moral character who just can’t go there. It rubs others the wrong way because they're hopeless wusses who would rather be loved by the WaPo than kick liberals in their Harry Reids.

Others undermine our party’s leader because Trump dropped a deuce in their profitable punch bowl. They used to have power, and now they’re on the sidelines, and it gnaws at them. For so long they had control of the Republican Party, and they could shamelessly lie to our faces at election time back home in the sticks, then return to Washington, D.C., take off their sensible shoes, slip on their Gucci loafers, and proceed to do the bidding of their donor masters. Ka-ching!

Oh yeah, we’ll repeal Obamacare. Oh yeah, we’ll defend the border. Oh yeah, we’ll defund the baby-butchering cartel. Oh yeah, blah blah blah blah blah. All lies, but they didn't care. They had their power and prestige and the promise of a fat paycheck down the road when they moved from Congress to K Street. Actual conservative ideology? Well, that was for the rubes. And we were the rubes. We in the base, who are suffering from the establishment’s incompetent mismanagement of the society it had been foolish to try to micromanage in the first place, tried to warn them. But the Fredocons wouldn't listen, because they're smart, not like everyone says, like dumb…

That warning was called ‘the Tea Party,” and the GOP establishment didn't like it either. Remember how all those activated Republican voters helped recapture Congress, yet most of the establishment types looked at them like they were something nasty that was smeared on their shoes? See, the base isn’t supposed to be activated. It's supposed to be obedient. It's supposed to turn out on election day to do volunteer work and write checks. It's not supposed to try to have input. That's for our betters, not for us.


But the thing is, now we're woke, and we’ve realized that our establishment sucks, and that we’re tired of being the suckees. They didn't listen to us when we gave them the Tea Party, so now we gave them Trump. And they're very, very upset with us. That's a key reason they want to undercut Trump. Some people are just always going to want to trash the guy getting the attention and wielding the influence they think rightfully belongs to them. That's true whether they are some donkey–looking senator from Arizona or Nebraska pimping a book about his agonizing moral struggles, or some tiresome op-ed scribbler serving as the domesticated house conservative on a failing liberal rag, or the invasion-happy beneficiary of his parents' success who finds he can't fill the cabins on his brochure’s cruises anymore.

But what's the end game? What are they thinking is going to happen? Do they think that one morning Trump is going to wake up and think “Gosh, all these people telling me I'm wrong and mean and crude and tweet too darn much must be right. I'll change, because I always take the advice of people who I've already broken and humiliated.”


Unlikely, because Trump doesn't respect you. And he doesn't respect you because he's already beaten you. He's not a gracious winner, but to be fair, you've hardly been gracious losers. Oh, how it must gall you to be so utterly defeated by someone you consider your moral and intellectual inferior.

So if you're not going to change Trump, what do you think you're going to do? Do you think you're going to somehow drive Trump out of office? Let’s run down that scenario. Now we have President Pence, and about 75% of your party’s base infuriated at your backstabbing betrayal. That seems disastrous even if you buy the idea that President Pence would somehow preside over a return to something like business as usual. He might, at least until the next election. Then you're all toast. Let's just say that in addition to your treachery, your past track record of total failure to achieve the conservative goals you promised won’t particularly inspire Trump supporters to lend you their support.


Or maybe you think our voters would just be so disgusted that they would let the Democrats grab a majority on Capitol Hill and the White House too. Maybe you figure you could live with that. Maybe you think you can wait out the base’s fury by crawling back into the comfortable gimp box of submissive GOP congressional opposition.

Except it won’t work that way. Through all this Tea Partying and Trumping, we normals got a taste for power, and we like it. We're not just going to just shrug our shoulders when the guy we picked gets deposed in a coup. We’re going to get mad. Really mad. And you're going to get primaried. Just ask Jeff Flake (Dork-AZ). Have you seen his approval numbers? There are strains of the herpes virus that poll higher.

No, there's no going back to the old days. This is the new normal, and there are new rules, rules you better learn to play by. The most important of these is, “Take your own voters’ side in a fight.” You should try it, because if you didn't like the Tea Party, and you hate Donald Trump, you are going to be really, really, really unhappy with what we normals will do next.
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#322 Posted:
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Who IS that " edgy writer " Gummy? Not only do I like his style...he's correct on many points made!!!

To borrow a famous line from a Japanese Admiral....." They have awoken a Sleeping Giant " I would be surprised if " the base" allows another career politician to hold the highest office for sometime in the future, but we'll see. fog
gummy jones Offline
#323 Posted:
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https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/
frankj1 Offline
#324 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
OhMyGod

You want I should smack him around a little bit..?? Huh

just enough to make him change his drawers...no bruises.
DrafterX Offline
#325 Posted:
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I can make him need to... Can't guarantee it gets done or not... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#326 Posted:
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Remember way back in the beginning of Trump's presidency when BuzzFeed published the "dossier" linking Trump to Russia that was not verified or substantiated? Trump called it fake news, and most of us said that it was a serious foul to publish unsubstantiated BS about a President...

I found it ironic that an attempt to de-legitimize Trump's presidency with falsehoods was happening to the guy who did a similar thing to Obama, with the fake Birther crap...

Turns out the "dossier" has been reviewed by the Senate Judiciary committee, who also interviewed the ex-British spy/investigator who gathered the info and the man behind the company who paid for the investigation. Also submitted to the Senate Judiciary Cmte were supporting documents numbering in the tens of thousands. Many details alleged in the dossier and supporting docs have been confirmed or substantiated by US intelligence gathering...


Soooooo.........unlike the Birther BS.....................the dossier might be legit....the SJC have signaled that they will release the transcripts of the interviews and the supporting documents, and may interview those two guys in a public hearing...


Trump: Pardon Me!!!! I wonder if a President can pardon himself...witch hunt...fake news...the media are evil people...
frankj1 Offline
#327 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I can make him need to... Can't guarantee it gets done or not... Mellow

not only was this so funny, but also so true. It would be asking you to go beyond reasonable.

If they ever locked us in a room together, we'd both be unable to stop laughing long enough to speak real words after 3 minutes.

Yup, that's the over/under...3 minutes.

At least for me.

Am I the only one that gets your shtick?
Speyside Offline
#328 Posted:
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I think many of us do Frank. Drafter has often given me a good laugh.
MACS Offline
#329 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
Am I the only one that gets your shtick?


Nope. I, too, am a Drafter fan.

I became a Drafter fan when I saw the way he handled the vitriol spewed by bloodsport toward him. The spaniard got downright evil... and Drafter kept his cool and remained humorous. Lotsa respect.
frankj1 Offline
#330 Posted:
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he is da best!
teedubbya Offline
#331 Posted:
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The real question is who should stop laughing soon enough to eat something
DrafterX Offline
#332 Posted:
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I'm just a dude on drugs right now... Mellow
MACS Offline
#333 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I'm just a dude on drugs right now... Mellow


I've had a glass of wine... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#334 Posted:
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I'm like a idiot.
DrafterX Offline
#335 Posted:
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Laugh

Speaking of food, I bet I've lost 10 lbs this week... No appetite.. I mean I can eat but it's like half my normal portions.. Mellow
delta1 Offline
#336 Posted:
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half your portions are NORMAL portions, Drafter...d'oh!


...keep the weight off...be good for your knee...
DrafterX Offline
#337 Posted:
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That's what I'm a thinking too... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#338 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
half your portions are NORMAL portions, Drafter...d'oh!


...keep the weight off...be good for your knee...



Um... normal portions for the big foots maybe. 1/10th drafter portions are normal portions
frankj1 Offline
#339 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Um... normal portions for the big foots maybe. 1/10th drafter portions are normal portions

don't make me come up there!
Show some respect. William is just big boned.
DrafterX Offline
#340 Posted:
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10 times the normal bone... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#341 Posted:
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OhMyGod you took that big of one? hope you used some chicken fat
DrafterX Offline
#342 Posted:
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Freak... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#343 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Freak... Mellow



you are the one with no elasticity left
DrafterX Offline
#344 Posted:
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My elasticity didn't go anywhere... Stop thinking about my elasticity..!! Mad
teedubbya Offline
#345 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
My elasticity didn't go anywhere... Stop thinking about my elasticity..!! Mad



Well you are the one that asked for a stitch or two while you were under
frankj1 Offline
#346 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Well you are the one that asked for a stitch or two while you were under

you were there?
teedubbya Offline
#347 Posted:
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I'm the one that took the pictures
frankj1 Offline
#348 Posted:
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excellent work, by the way.
teedubbya Offline
#349 Posted:
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A little more exposure than intended
frankj1 Offline
#350 Posted:
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needed the wide lens
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