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tRUMP ROAST: Being President is HOT
DrafterX Offline
#351 Posted:
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freaks.... Mellow



I was wondering if there are pics tho.. doc said it was bad but that's hard to visualize if you don't see it everyday... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#352 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
don't make me come up there!
Show some respect. William is just big boned.

I thought you,Frankie Tripod,was the guy known for being "BIG-BONED" Anxious
delta1 Offline
#353 Posted:
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so...Drafter got boned by a big one...and was so stretched out he needed stitching up...and the doc said it was bad...but Drafter was too chicken to look?
dstieger Offline
#354 Posted:
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The Donald, Chuck and Nancy getting cozy.....bet Mitch didn't sleep so good last night
frankj1 Offline
#355 Posted:
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I slept very poorly, but I didn't even hear the news.
delta1 Offline
#356 Posted:
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Trump endorsed a Dem Senator from ND during his visit to that state yesterday. He called Heidi Heitkamp up to the stage and said she was "a good woman, great for the state ... works hard for the people..."


Fact: yes, he did...
DrafterX Offline
#357 Posted:
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She prolly showed him her boobs... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#358 Posted:
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generous of her....maybe he promised not to grab her ****
delta1 Offline
#359 Posted:
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Putin said that "Trump is NOT my bride, and I am not his groom" in response to continuing media speculation that there is a special relationship between the two men.

This is a peek into the psyche of the Russian strongman. What Putin said was that "IF there was a special relationship, Trump would be the BITCH and I'd (Putin) be wearing that sh*t out..."


Russian government spokesperson on the status of Russian Trump relations: "Not every President finishes his term." ....hmmmmm...looks like the Russians are still meddling in our affairs...
dstieger Offline
#360 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
Putin said that "Trump is NOT my bride, and I am not his groom" in response to continuing media speculation that there is a special relationship between the two men.

This is a peek into the psyche of the Russian strongman. What Putin said was that "IF there was a special relationship, Trump would be the BITCH and I'd (Putin) be wearing that sh*t out..."


Russian government spokesperson on the status of Russian Trump relations: "Not every President finishes his term." ....hmmmmm...looks like the Russians are still meddling in our affairs...


Sounds consistent with what Putin said....as long as Putin gets to finish, no reason for him to care whether or not his bitch does, too
DrafterX Offline
#361 Posted:
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Think
Is Putin gonna have him whacked..?? Huh
delta1 Offline
#362 Posted:
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nope...he is just divorcing Trump, and letting him fend for himself while Putin keeps all the stuff...
Brewha Offline
#363 Posted:
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With all the money Trump owes the Russians it's going to be a messy divorce.

All he's prolly gonna get is the sleeper sofa.
'Cause it's got all those stains....
delta1 Offline
#364 Posted:
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Watched Trump give a speech in Da Nang, Viet Nam...damm if he didn't sound Presidential. He spoke of alliances and fair trade agreements and friendly relations with all the nations in the region, except North Korea. He waxed eloquent, for him, about history and great local traditions and culture. It was a rare departure from his usual superficial and unintelligent bombast and near insults of his hosts.

Kudos.
DrafterX Offline
#365 Posted:
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Cool.. if we could only keep him from twerking... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#366 Posted:
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I was surprised and thought that they must've finally found an acceptable double for Trump. If he can manage to keep that part of his play-book open, the part where he tries to build bridges rather than foment division, especially when Presidenting in the US, maybe he can gain more support from people other than his staunch supporters.

But if he goes too far, will he lose some of his base?
DrafterX Offline
#367 Posted:
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I don't see him creating division here... Hell, even if Rubio woulda won the 'Resistance' would still exist... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#368 Posted:
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I think your right about the resistance Drafted.
DrafterX Offline
#369 Posted:
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One of the issues creating the so called division is securing our southern border.. kinda silly if you think about it.. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#370 Posted:
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In fact, I think I'm offended by the fact there is no wall.... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#371 Posted:
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blame Trump...he promised to build the wall and have Mexico pay for it as soon as he became President...

I don't think a Rubio Presidency would have caused quite the commotion that Trump did...he's Little Marco, a harmless, likable kinda guy...but little nonetheless...
DrafterX Offline
#372 Posted:
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His wife is hot.. ThumpUp
TMCTLT Offline
#373 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
blame Trump...he promised to build the wall and have Mexico pay for it as soon as he became President...

I don't think a Rubio Presidency would have caused quite the commotion that Trump did...he's Little Marco, a harmless, likable kinda guy...but little nonetheless...



Yeah but that little prick is an open borders Latino so that's why he LOST....
DrafterX Offline
#374 Posted:
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But his wife is hot... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#375 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
But his wife is hot... Mellow


Mehhh... I bet her poontang smells like Corn smut (smells like corn that forgot to wipe.) Sarcasm
Brewha Offline
#376 Posted:
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Is that what he calls covfefe?
Ewok126 Offline
#377 Posted:
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Brewha wrote:
Is that what he calls covfefe?



Ahh the Trump word covfefe... Nahh I think he was just trying to say Coffee maybe, but Bigly.
Brewha Offline
#378 Posted:
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I heard Covfefe was the name of his next wife.

And that she is hot......
Ewok126 Offline
#379 Posted:
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Brewha wrote:
I heard Covfefe was the name of his next wife.

And that she is hot......



lol well it is past time to trade the one he has for a new model.
DrafterX Offline
#380 Posted:
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I heard she wasn't born here... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#381 Posted:
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This is the whole “foreign models are hot” bit.
That’s why so many yuppies like BMW’s.


I’m not really sure how may mile she has on her, but I reckon the Pres is due for an upgrade soon. New year models yah know. Maybe he can get one with a Nav system......
teedubbya Offline
#382 Posted:
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I hear Rand Paul will let trump grab his pvssy
victor809 Offline
#383 Posted:
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Impossible as Rand Paul's entire being is a pvssy.

Trump has been recorded on a bus saying that he likes to grab attractive women by the Rand Paul however.
teedubbya Offline
#384 Posted:
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I heard god is just trying to get Adams rib back from the pvssy.
delta1 Offline
#385 Posted:
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There have been many instances where Trump has displayed racial insensitivities, causing him to be labeled a racist by some people. One instance was when he looked out at the crowd at one of his rallies, saw a black man, and said "Look at my African American!"

I have been waiting for evidence to refute this perception, and Trump delivered. It seems he met with Chinese President Xi on behalf of three UCLA basketball players accused of shoplifting and arrested, and were being held awaiting charges.The UCLA basketball tour to China coincidentally happened while Trump was on his Asia tour. The three players, all black, were high profile freshmen, expected to play large roles on a NCAA tournament caliber team. Their fates in Chine were in doubt: theft is a serious crime. Then Trump spoke to Xi...

Now UCLA has to do the right thing, and expel these players, even though that would cripple the team. One of the players is the second of three sons of the Ball family, all prodigies and all expected to star at UCLA for one year before going on to the NBA.
teedubbya Offline
#386 Posted:
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Trump wants them to kiss his ring as well.
DrafterX Offline
#387 Posted:
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well damn.. I guess he should have just minded his own bidness and left them there... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#388 Posted:
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I was gonna say...

1 - Do we care that these basketball players were in jail in China? they broke the law... tried shoplifting some crap. This is the whole "law and order" group, isn't it... do something dumb in a foreign country you pay the price that country has for the crime.

2 - That being said, it was nice of Trump to get these kids out.

3 - But then he has to follow it up with a completely needy, approval seeking tweet of :Do you think the three UCLA Basketball Players will say thank you President Trump? They were headed for 10 years in jail!

Because he's a child
teedubbya Offline
#389 Posted:
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I honestly don't care if he helped them out or not. He chose to. Good for him. It was a nice thing. Just ask him. He'll tell you.



the fact it was a Ball family member makes me hard to cheer for it. but that's admittedly my bias.
victor809 Offline
#390 Posted:
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Also... today in moronic tweets from our moronic leader...

The orange menace tweeted: "May God be w/ the people of Sutherland Springs, Texas. The FBI & law enforcement are on the scene. I am monitoring the situation from Japan,"
This was theoretically in response to the mass shooting in Rancho Tehama, CA.... NOT Sutherland Springs TX (which happened 10 days ago, and got the exact same tweet)....

Really monitoring closely....
teedubbya Offline
#391 Posted:
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In my leave Brittany alone voice....


Leave Orange Sanjaya Alone! Leave him alone.
victor809 Offline
#392 Posted:
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Can you imagine the mocking here someone would get if they mentioned a RAOK they sent out and started questioning whether the recipient would thank them on the same day it arrived?....
teedubbya Offline
#393 Posted:
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Leave Orange Sanjaya Alone! Leave him alone.
MACS Offline
#394 Posted:
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Al, I agree they should be off the team and lose their scholarships, too.

They, so far, have been "suspended indefinitely".

They stole in China - beyond stupid, but I'm glad the gov't worked to get them home.
teedubbya Offline
#395 Posted:
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If they went to prison in china... given the Chinese are hung like the Irish... would he still be considered a big baller?
DrafterX Offline
#396 Posted:
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UCLA basketball players thanked President Trump for "helping us out," after a Twitter nudge from the commander-in-chief who worked to get China to drop shoplifting charges against them.

"I would like to thank President Trump and the United States government for the help that they've provided as well," LiAngelo Ball said in a press conference on Wednesday.

"To President Trump and the United States government, thank you for taking the time to intervene on our behalf," another player, Cody Riley, said. "We really appreciate you helping us out."


"Thank you to the United States government and President Trump for your efforts to bring us home," the third player, Jalen Hill, said.



Well that settles that I guess... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#397 Posted:
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I'm glad he told them to before they did it though. That makes it mean more.
victor809 Offline
#398 Posted:
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Anyone catch tiny tiny hand trump needing two hands to hold a water bottle?

two tiny tiny tiny hands....
http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/15/politics/marco-rubio-donald-trump-water-bottle/index.html

I almost wish this was a faked video... his tiny tiny hands are an embarrassment to our entire nation.
Brewha Offline
#399 Posted:
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I saw it (lol). Rubio couldn’t wait to shoot back.

What a clown show.

I guess the idiocracy is at hand.......
DrafterX Offline
#400 Posted:
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Ya.. but at least we don't have Hillary.. she lost... Mellow
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