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Betsy Devos Education Secretary.
Buckwheat Offline
#51 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
You inferred that because the schools were privately owned the government could not compel them to do anything and I offered a clear and concise example of how the obama administration made clear that was not the case...

pretty sure german chocolate cake is as hetero as they come... and I've heard lady finger cake is oddly bi-curious... could just be a rumor...


Pretty funny on the GCC and Lady Fingers. Applause

I believe it was the courts and not Obama that said it was discriminatory in the Colorado and Oregon cases.
DrafterX Offline
#52 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
I like Red Velvet cakes.... there's no way they're gay... Not talking
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted:
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Spice cakes aren't bad... or a good carrot cake... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#54 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I like Red Velvet cakes.... there's no way they're gay... Not talking



You clearly have something against gay cakes. Bad locker room experience in your past?

What if red velvet cake was lesbian? Bet you'd still eat it then
Gene363 Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,680
DrafterX wrote:
I like Red Velvet cakes.... there's no way they're gay... Not talking


You know, Red velvet cake is a chocolate cake with either a red, bright red or red-brown color. It is traditionally prepared as a layer cake topped with cream cheese or cooked roux icing.

I guess that makes red velvet cake gay chocolate cake with red makeup or rouge.
delta1 Offline
#56 Posted:
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The DOE does not administer the school lunch program. That is done by the US Dept of Agriculture, and was pushed by the agriculture industry, farmers and dairies, to ensure there is a steady customer for their produce. Win-win?...I dunno...I survived public schools in the 50's and 60's without free school lunch, even though my parents were barely making enough money to be considered poor. I had baloney or PBJ sandwiches with an apple or an orange every day. The price we paid for having a family with six children.

My wife taught 5th grade for the LAUSD in a poor neighborhood, and every student qualified for the school lunch at her school. They expanded the program to include free breakfast, and the teachers were required to give up some instruction time to help serve and clean up the breakfast. Many students brought their own food and threw the free stuff away. She said most of the fruit: apples, pears and bananas, were not ripe, inedible, yet the school lunch staff didn't bother to store the produce until it was ready to eat. They just put out what was delivered. Huge waste. Well intentioned, but poorly executed with little oversight. It is this kind of behavior that causes people to question government programs intended to help the poor.
rfenst Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,112
Buckwheat wrote:
I think she is very qualified to get rid the the Department of Education which is what the republicans want to do....


+1
DrafterX Offline
#58 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
Gene363 wrote:
You know, Red velvet cake is a chocolate cake with either a red, bright red or red-brown color. It is traditionally prepared as a layer cake topped with cream cheese or cooked roux icing.

I guess that makes red velvet cake gay chocolate cake with red makeup or rouge.




damn... Sad
DrMaddVibe Offline
#59 Posted:
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Posts: 55,309
rfenst wrote:
+1


You mean +1+1...LOLZ!
Abrignac Offline
#60 Posted:
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Posts: 17,217
Buckwheat wrote:
"Make private schools" - Don't you see how silly this statement is? fog



Not at all. Why must everything black or white? Wouldn't it make sense to take the best of both worlds. That's what bisexuals do.
qmech Offline
#61 Posted:
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To Frankj1.. I will ask her about METCO.
Q
victor809 Offline
#62 Posted:
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Posts: 23,866
Anthony is bi?

Huh...

Guess that makes sense.
frankj1 Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
qmech wrote:
To Frankj1.. I will ask her about METCO.
Q

it really required some goal oriented students/families. They were looking at train and bus connections both ways, and if the student played sports or belonged to an after school club or the newspaper etc, they were probably leaving home by 5 AM and returning around 8 PM...then home work...

not this degree of difficulty for all, but many attended schools a good distance from their Boston neighborhoods.
DrafterX Offline
#64 Posted:
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American school kids became more stupid under the Obama administration, according to rankings released by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.

They recently released the results of a worldwide exam administered every three years to 15-year-olds in 72 countries. The exam monitors reading, math and science knowledge.

Based on their findings, the United States saw an 11-point drop in math scores and nearly flat levels for reading and science.

The Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, fell below the OECD average – and failed to crack the top ten in all three categories.

In other words, thanks to the Obama administration’s education policies, kids in the Slovac Republic are more proficient in multiplication.

In fairness, American teenagers may not know long form division - but by golly they know their non-binary gender pronouns. Yes sir, they do!

But you can't blame the kids for being dumb as rocks.

Instead of aspiring to greatness, public schools across the fruited plain are programming kids to be mediocre.

It doesn't matter if Little Johnny thinks five plus four is 12.

Modern-day classrooms are safe spaces where everybody’s a winner – everybody gets a gold star.

There's just one problem with that philosophy. When Little Johnny becomes Big Johnny he's going to be living off the taxpayer dime.

And good luck making change down at the Piggly Wiggly.


Film at 11.... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#65 Posted:
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What year were those tests administered?
DrafterX Offline
#66 Posted:
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I dunno... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#67 Posted:
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In 2015, according to the OECD - PISA test data, the U.S. was slightly below the world (of countries tested, not every country participated) average in math, but slightly above average in science and reading and showed slight improvement in over-all scores from 2012...test results were about the same as the 2009 data, at the end of the Bush era...is that when America really got dumb???...the author of that article obviously has a subjective opinion about American kids' education.

Honestly, we should do better in all categories, especially in math...we were passed by several countries between 2009 and 2015.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#68 Posted:
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thanks obama...
frankj1 Offline
#69 Posted:
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I'm good wif words...
tonygraz Offline
#70 Posted:
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Where will we be after private school Betsy
flattens all the globes to show the real look of the planet ?
Abrignac Offline
#71 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
In 2015, according to the OECD - PISA test data, the U.S. was slightly below the world (of countries tested, not every country participated) average in math, but slightly above average in science and reading and showed slight improvement in over-all scores from 2012...test results were about the same as the 2009 data, at the end of the Bush era...is that when America really got dumb???...the author of that article obviously has a subjective opinion about American kids' education.

Honestly, we should do better in all categories, especially in math...we were passed by several countries between 2009 and 2015.


It's hard to accept that study when an entire generation doesn't know that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
frankj1 Offline
#72 Posted:
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Abrignac wrote:
It's hard to accept that study when an entire generation doesn't know that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

wasn't on the test so not taught

sad
Burner02 Offline
#73 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Where will we be after private school Betsy
flattens all the globes to show the real look of the planet ?



As promised.

https://www.prageru.com/courses/political-science/why-i-left-left
tonygraz Offline
#74 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
I see you like the comic book style of Prager U, maybe Betsy can make all higher education so worthless.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#75 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
I see you like the comic book style of Prager U, maybe Betsy can make all higher education so worthless.


Why not...Obama did the same to the Constitution!
tonygraz Offline
#76 Posted:
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Still listening to fake news ?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#77 Posted:
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Posts: 55,309
tonygraz wrote:
Still listening to fake news ?



No...just understanding Net Neutrality...Cash for Clunkers...the 9/11 Responders Relief Fund..."Czars", pretty sure even Putin would know that's a Russian term but Komrade Kenyan King used it to appoint people with!...Then there's TARP, Stimulus bill, and healthcare reform!

Let's not forget Arizona and their SB 1070 that wanted to stop the flow of illegal immigration but 400,000 streamed across their state border regardless...

I can keep on going if you'd like...I mean since you've selectively forgotten how a Constitutional "lawyer" can radically transform America and all.
Mr. Jones Offline
#78 Posted:
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On my next "TRIP" down to Washington D.C....
I'm gonna stay at the MARRIOTT HOTEL across the street from the WILLARD HOTEL....

I'm gonna bring "3 different suits" with shinny
SPENSIVE hoofs and designer ties....
Then walk across the street at 5 pm and hit the
WILLARD HOTEL happy hour....

Once I spot Betsy Devos ...I'm gonna "pick her up"...
And have her "buns up kneeling" in a men's room stall
And rock her world...then I'll make her go rent a room at the WILLARD FRONT DESK with musted up hair and a partial load on her lapel....
Then order room service filet mignon, lobster tail, lump crab cakes and the best
Bottled IPA's they have...and hole up with her for at least 48 hours...@ the WILLARD...

She's gonna miss some work but I'll give her a
PHD IN a ...."TRIPLE 16/10 LOVE-a-thon" degree.
frankj1 Offline
#79 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Mr. Jones wrote:
On my next "TRIP" down to Washington D.C....
I'm gonna stay at the MARRIOTT HOTEL across the street from the WILLARD HOTEL....

I'm gonna bring "3 different suits" with shinny
SPENSIVE hoofs and designer ties....
Then walk across the street at 5 pm and hit the
WILLARD HOTEL happy hour....

Once I spot Betsy Devos ...I'm gonna "pick her up"...
And have her "buns up kneeling" in a men's room stall
And rock her world...then I'll make her go rent a room at the WILLARD FRONT DESK with musted up hair and a partial load on her lapel....
Then order room service filet mignon, lobster tail, lump crab cakes and the best
Bottled IPA's they have...and hole up with her for at least 48 hours...@ the WILLARD...

She's gonna miss some work but I'll give her a
PHD IN a ...."TRIPLE 16/10 LOVE-a-thon" degree.

don't forget to buy her a Valentine's Day card...
teedubbya Offline
#80 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
And wear a rubber
teedubbya Offline
#81 Posted:
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Dinah-moe
I couldn't say where she's coming from
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me ****

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna **** (so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no dinah-moe

[Chorus]
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe coming from

Done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the dinah-moe,
Dinah-moe,
Dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it

Cause I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
And I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it

Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

Just get me wasted
And you're half-way there
Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holding the bet
And wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got naked and laid on the floor

She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky

No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air

And asked if she had any cooties on there

She was buns-up kneeling
Buns up!
I was wheeling an dealing
Wheeling and dealing an
She surrendered to the feeling
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealing

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitching an' her face gone red
Some drool rolling down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in

She quivered and quaked
And clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
About her mental health

Till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...
Dora...
M-m-m...
It's real angora
Would y'all like some more-a?

Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, fauna?
Why want to?
Mmm...sound like why might be choking on something did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
Do you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize 'em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me ****

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some
Covfireman Offline
#82 Posted:
Joined: 09-03-2015
Posts: 809
She looked so fair in the midnight air
As the wind blew threw her nighty
Her tits hung loose like the balls of a moose
And I said my god almighty
I banged her once
I banged her twice
I banged her once to often
Now she lies in her coffin


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