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Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
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The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I
watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older
cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.

They said, " Fred, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.

After that, Bob sat up and watched me all night."


d'oh!

bassman45 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-05-2009
Posts: 4,087
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Buckwheat Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
If Valentine's Day is for lovers, does that mean Palm Sunday is for single guys?

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Nothing, she just gagged a little.

I read an article last week that reported 90% of women report a positive experience from online dating.
The other 10% are still missing.

Girlfriend told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace for VD. So I got her nothing. I'll let you know how happy she is tomorrow.
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