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ddragggon Offline
#151 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 5:09 AM EST
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Posts: 52
My order shipped, then Stella F'd me in the A... :-/

one of my friends is just starting into the world of Cigars, and I got a bunch of stuff to show him around, and give him an idea of what's out there... I like my Gurkhas, but there's more to life than a cigar bigger than my weenie...

Soooon. Soooon...
bgz Offline
#152 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 8:45 AM EST
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Posts: 13,023
ddragggon wrote:
My order shipped, then Stella F'd me in the A... :-/

one of my friends is just starting into the world of Cigars, and I got a bunch of stuff to show him around, and give him an idea of what's out there... I like my Gurkhas, but there's more to life than a cigar bigger than my weenie...

Soooon. Soooon...


So Stella is a dude who you were showing your cigars too then he got all excited to stick a l.e. Gurkha petite corona up your azz?
Stinkdyr Offline
#153 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 8:52 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Your good. I go out in the nude all the time to feltch my cigars.



FIFY

Gonz
jbj03301988 Offline
#154 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 9:05 AM EST
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i just got one yesterday from an order from last week
Pudding Mittens Offline
#155 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 10:40 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Your good. I go out in the nude all the time to fetch my cigars.

I think you meant to use "You're" instead.
.
bgz Offline
#156 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 11:23 AM EST
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Pudding Mittens wrote:
I think you meant to use "You're" instead.
.


I think your A douche is working a little hard. You're probably better off going to your B douche.

Remember kids, nobody likes a grammar nazi.
frankj1 Offline
#157 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 11:27 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
I think your A douche is working a little hard. You're probably better off going to your B douche.

Remember kids, nobody likes a grammar nazi.

You know I can hear you, right?
bgz Offline
#158 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 11:29 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
You know I can hear you, right?


frank!

You get a pass though because you're da best wif werds mong us.
dstieger Offline
#159 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 11:31 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
You know I can hear you, right?



lol....which part of that was offensive....:)
bgz Offline
#160 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 11:36 AM EST
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Just read through this thread, omfg, gold.

I'm a hypocrite, I wrote the same joke on that Stinkdyr did on the first page, except I fixed "you're" to hide what I really fixed :D
frankj1 Offline
#161 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 12:04 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
lol....which part of that was offensive....:)

grammar nazi...and despite surface appearances and my personal history here, not the word nazi per say, but the idea of being an overbearing grammar stickler is what caused my feigned pain.
dstieger Offline
#162 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 12:15 PM EST
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pretty much sure that was the case...just thought it was funny, if not ironic-ish
bgz Offline
#163 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 12:19 PM EST
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Well, at least the pain was feigned, I feel much better now.
Howie22 Offline
#164 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 12:44 PM EST
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Posts: 24
Got an email today that my order was on its way.

Was a little excited until I tracked it and realized it was the order I received like three weeks ago.

Guess the emails are still a bit behind 😂
bgz Offline
#165 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 12:52 PM EST
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Howie22 wrote:
Got an email today that my order was on its way.

Was a little excited until I tracked it and realized it was the order I received like three weeks ago.

Guess the emails are still a bit behind 😂


So what does that have to do with JJan felching his cigars?
frankj1 Offline
#166 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 2:53 PM EST
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I just keep hitting "refresh" and all the new shipping notifications pop up.
Moz Offline
#167 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 4:28 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I just keep hitting "refresh" and all the new shipping notifications pop up.


My refresh button must be broken then. Maybe need to restart the machine and try again.
frankj1 Offline
#168 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 4:39 PM EST
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Moz wrote:
My refresh button must be broken then. Maybe need to restart the machine and try again.

whatever you do, never, repeat NEVER, listen to a thing I say!

why haven't we heard from you for 2 years?
bgz Offline
#169 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 4:46 PM EST
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frank!!!

I've been sitting here for 2 hours hitting refresh trying to get my shipping confirmation, and now you say we should NEVER listen to what you say?!?!?!
Moz Offline
#170 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 5:06 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:


why haven't we heard from you for 2 years?


Don't really have an answer to that. Incarceration would be a legit answer but stretching the truth a great deal.

In any case circumstances have brought us all here now and I will try to be respectful to the local mores and customs.
tonygraz Offline
#171 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 5:34 PM EST
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"local mores", who is this clown ?
bgz Offline
#172 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 5:40 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
"local mores", who is this clown ?


It was a typo, he meant the "local smores".

definitely smores.
Moz Offline
#173 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 6:12 PM EST
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Smores. Spell check made it "snores" and then dropped the
'S' when I went to fix it.

I got called a clown. Hopefully that guy is one of the big shots here so that it sticks.
frankj1 Offline
#174 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 7:48 PM EST
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BGZ, can we keep this one or are we still on catch and release until the Great C-Bid Meltdown is history?
frankj1 Offline
#175 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 7:49 PM EST
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oh, which Norwich Moz?
bgz Offline
#176 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 8:05 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
BGZ, can we keep this one or are we still on catch and release until the Great C-Bid Meltdown is history?


Sure, he's getting a little snarky with tony, so I think we can keep him around for a while.
frankj1 Offline
#177 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 8:18 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Sure, he's getting a little snarky with tony, so I think we can keep him around for a while.

full disclosure...Tony and me, we're buds, Bud.
ddragggon Offline
#178 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 10:09 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2008
Posts: 52
bgz wrote:
So Stella is a dude who you were showing your cigars too then he got all excited to stick a l.e. Gurkha petite corona up your azz?

I wish it were only a Petite corona... It was more like a cuban wheel of Assylum 13's... It was like Ron Jeremy, pulling an Eiffel tower on me with Peter North.... I mean I made it through it, and I've repressed most of the memories, but I'm sure at some time in the next 5 years, someone is going to say "oh yeah, smoke it to the band!" and I'll collapse into a quivering heap of jello... Probably also have a chubby to boot....
bgz Offline
#179 Posted: Wed, Mar 15 2017, 10:30 PM EST
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Wow, remind me not to accept drinks from this Stella person.

frankj1 wrote:
full disclosure...Tony and me, we're buds, Bud.


Fine, guess we filter him with the rest of the noobs then. Screw Moz.


Moz wrote:

I got called a clown. Hopefully that guy is one of the big shots here so that it sticks.


As you can see, frank is the big shot around here. Sorry man, frank says you gotta take a hike ;)



















*note: I may have misinterpreted some of that.
Jcdawg23 Offline
#180 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 2:32 AM EST
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MY ORDER IS SHIPPING! It was supposed to ship on Feb 21st, so not too far behind
gummy jones Offline
#181 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 7:43 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
full disclosure...Tony and me, we're buds, Bud.


im not your buddy, guy
frankj1 Offline
#182 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 7:44 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
im not your buddy, guy

now I got the blues
jacquesemo Offline
#183 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 8:08 AM EST
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Posts: 55
Well, I know this is my first post so I'm happy it can be positive.

Last weeks winning bids closed Monday, the order was filled by Wed and shipped Wed evening with a tracking number. I also received an order the week before on time and properly packaged.

So "great work" and I'm glad they are getting the problems worked out..
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#184 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 8:29 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
im not your buddy, guy


Wow...harsh...
gummy jones Offline
#185 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 8:40 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
now I got the blues


be thankful you dont have the black and blues
99cobra2881 Offline
#186 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 8:58 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
im not your buddy, guy



I'm not your pal, friend
gummy jones Offline
#187 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 9:02 AM EST
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lol
dstieger Offline
#188 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 9:32 AM EST
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and..... I ain't your friend, palooka
SurlyShaun Offline
#189 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 10:04 AM EST
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I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#190 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 10:17 AM EST
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SurlyShaun wrote:
I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.


There is nothing we can do about it...crap like this happens sometimes. The forums are full of a bunch of BS...what do you expect? For people that are legit defending them, they understand the issue and understand that their staff is doing all they can to get it fixed. Sure, it sucks, but that doesn't mean that the most loyal of customers are going to turn on the company.
Stinkdyr Offline
#191 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 11:07 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Just read through this thread, omfg, gold.

I'm a hypocrite, I wrote the same joke on that Stinkdyr did on the first page, except I fixed "you're" to hide what I really fixed :D




I am glad somebody got that!
And I see now that you beat me to it.

Herfing
gummy jones Offline
#192 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 11:07 AM EST
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SurlyShaun wrote:
I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.


we agree it sucks

now tell us a joke
emma447 Offline
#193 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 11:21 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
we agree it sucks

now tell us a joke


A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
dstieger Offline
#194 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 11:30 AM EST
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SurlyShaun wrote:
I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.


Keep using language like that and you'll be getting a buddy request from TW
gummy jones Offline
#195 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 11:48 AM EST
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emma447 wrote:
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"


Applause
ddragggon Offline
#196 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 12:04 PM EST
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emma447 wrote:
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

I'm... I'm actually confused at what kind of a bar it's acceptable to pull your junk out, and lay it on the bar... end up with pubes in the peanut bowl
SmokeMonkey Offline
#197 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 12:07 PM EST
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ddragggon wrote:
I'm... I'm actually confused at what kind of a bar it's acceptable to pull your junk out, and lay it on the bar... end up with pubes in the peanut bowl


No one ever thinks about the nuts....
dstieger Offline
#198 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 12:16 PM EST
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Posts: 10,889
ddragggon wrote:
I'm... I'm actually interested at what kind of a bar it's acceptable to pull your junk out, and lay it on the bar...


you and TW
Moz Offline
#199 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 1:02 PM EST
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SurlyShaun wrote:
I have an order that's been processing since February 16. I get it that they're having issues with the changes made to their system. But organizations make system changes like this all the time. This is the most gigantic failure of customer service I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. And what's even more ridiculous are the sycophants on here making excuses for them and defending the failure.


Better to embrace the absurdity.

Then you will be ready to celebrate it.
defk3000 Offline
#200 Posted: Thu, Mar 16 2017, 1:05 PM EST
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Posts: 20
^Read that in the jokers voice.
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