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bgz Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 7:27 PM EST
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The sensor in my touch free trash can just went out... it's no longer touch free.
Speyside Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 7:53 PM EST
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Did you make him spit the wine out?
jjanecka Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 9:55 PM EST
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My girlfriend dumped me two months ago and now to wash away the bitter pain I drink, smoke, buy lavish items, and travel to exotic places to meet other women. It's terrible!
bgz Offline
#54 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 1:00 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
My girlfriend dumped me two months ago and now to wash away the bitter pain I drink, smoke, buy lavish items, and travel to exotic places to meet other women. It's terrible!


That would do it for me.

*High Five*
dharbolt Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 6:35 AM EST
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The back up sensor in my pick up is malfunctioning. Now I have to turn around and look when I reverse. It's the worst.
deadeyedick Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 9:05 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Did you make him spit the wine out?


No. He has excellent taste in wines.
bgz Offline
#57 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 10:40 AM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
The back up sensor in my pick up is malfunctioning. Now I have to turn around and look when I reverse. It's the worst.


Oh man, that's rough. I love my backup camera.
MACS Offline
#58 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 10:48 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Oh man, that's rough. I love my backup camera.


Yup. You know how much easier that camera makes hooking up to a trailer?

A lot.
dkeage Offline
#59 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 11:43 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yup. You know how much easier that camera makes hooking up to a trailer?

A lot.



That's the only time I really use mine. I'm still more comfortable using my mirrors in most situations ...
DrafterX Offline
#60 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 12:36 PM EST
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Puppy-dogs are actually much closer than they look in mirrors... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#61 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 2:32 PM EST
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If you see a puppy dog in the side mirrors, your windows are too low, the leash is too long or you're driving too slow...
jjanecka Offline
#62 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 3:08 PM EST
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A lady wouldn't let me in her lane today. Rude woman!
DrafterX Offline
#63 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 3:16 PM EST
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I keep a can of soup In my car for just such an occasion... Mellow
jjanecka Offline
#64 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 3:16 PM EST
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That is priceless
teedubbya Offline
#65 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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I think its actually about a buck
bgz Offline
#66 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 4:04 PM EST
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^lol
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 4:23 PM EST
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My iPhone 6 Plus' memory is always full.
delta1 Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 4:32 PM EST
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500 channels to choose from ... and there's nothing on TV.
8trackdisco Offline
#69 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 5:32 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
travel to exotic places to meet other women. It's terrible!


What part of Northern Georgia do you live in?

Where in Kentuc-a-see do you travel to?
8trackdisco Offline
#70 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 5:34 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yup. You know how much easier that camera makes hooking up to a trailer?

A lot.


I have faith you won't forever live in a trailer.
Speyside Offline
#71 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 5:39 PM EST
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I thought he lives on the boat.
Peckerhead Offline
#72 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 5:42 PM EST
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New housekeeper keeps putting the toilet paper on the wrong way.
deadeyedick Offline
#73 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 6:11 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yup. You know how much easier that camera makes hooking up to a tranny?

A lot.



FIFY
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#74 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 6:32 PM EST
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Cupboards and fridge full of food and can't find anything I want for dinner.

Also, trying to lose weight and can't keep my hands out of the junk food that surrounds me everywhere.
frankj1 Offline
#75 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 7:14 PM EST
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Peckerhead wrote:
New housekeeper keeps putting the toilet paper on the wrong way.

tell me about it!
WTF
MACS Offline
#76 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 8:26 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I have faith you won't forever live in a trailer.


Double wide pride!!
jjanecka Offline
#77 Posted: Wed, Mar 1 2017, 11:08 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
What part of Northern Georgia do you live in?

Where in Kentuc-a-see do you travel to?



Kentucky? Hell, ain't no way I'm goin north of the Mason-Dixon...

I was talking really far and exotic like the women 20min down the road.
Big_Bear Offline
#78 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:38 PM EST
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"My humidor is holding at a steady 68% instead of 65%."




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Big_Bear Offline
#79 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:52 PM EST
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"I have to wait a full ten days to get handmade premium cigars delivered to my door step."



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jjanecka Offline
#80 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:55 PM EST
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You should file a complaint here in the forum asking why they weren't teleported to you via instantaneous transmission.
elRopo Offline
#81 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:55 PM EST
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I went to pee and the seat was down.
Peckerhead Offline
#82 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:18 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
I went to pee and the seat was down.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5uFCRcaGgo
Peckerhead Offline
#83 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:20 PM EST
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Divorce lawyer invented that.
dstieger Offline
#84 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:33 PM EST
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wow....wth is wrong with using your foot/shoe?


Besides....this is sort of a pet peeve of mine....what limp ****** male first said "ok" when his woman complained about the seat being up??????

She shoulda been HAPPY it was up and he wasn't pizzing on it. I declare from this point forward, the default condition of ANY toilet seat is in the UP position!




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Or, is it 'decree'?
jjanecka Offline
#85 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:50 PM EST
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My cup is out of water and I'm fifteen feet from the faucet....
dkeage Offline
#86 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 4:06 PM EST
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Just got the invoice, and my Texans Season tickets went up 100$!!!...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#87 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 4:08 PM EST
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My business cell phone is way too small...can't type on the little thing with my fat thumbs.
Peckerhead Offline
#88 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 6:42 PM EST
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I've got a damned leaf in my swimming pool. Pool guy just left.
elRopo Offline
#89 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 7:26 PM EST
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I went to take a dump and now the seat is up!
Peckerhead Offline
#90 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 7:34 PM EST
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..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.
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#91 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 7:43 PM EST
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I told my parents they couldve got more for their house. The offer is only 1.01million $.
elRopo Offline
#92 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 7:48 PM EST
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Peckerhead wrote:
..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.

Yes, proper orientation of the roll IS important. I'd go mental if that happened.
bgz Offline
#93 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 8:34 PM EST
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Peckerhead wrote:
..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.


Backwards is rolling the toilette paper on the outside towards you right?
elRopo Offline
#94 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 8:37 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Backwards is rolling the toilette paper on the outside towards you right?

NO!
bgz Offline
#95 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 9:33 PM EST
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Well, ya, I always thought the correct way was to run it down the back.

Here's why, cause to spin it, you use the back of your finger as opposed to the palm side. You don't wipe your ass with the the back of your finger, so you won't get sh17 on your clean toilette paper.
frankj1 Offline
#96 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 9:44 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Well, ya, I always thought the correct way was to run it down the back.

Here's why, cause to spin it, you use the back of your finger as opposed to the palm side. You don't wipe your ass with the the back of your finger, so you won't get sh17 on your clean toilette paper.

when used properly the chit should get on the paper, not your fingers.
frankj1 Offline
#97 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 9:47 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
when used properly the chit should get on the paper, not your fingers.

besides, that's a third world problem
KingoftheCove Offline
#98 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 9:48 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Well, ya, I always thought the correct way was to run it down the back.

Here's why, cause to spin it, you use the back of your finger as opposed to the palm side. You don't wipe your ass with the the back of your finger, so you won't get sh17 on your clean toilette paper.

JadeRose does..............Victor said so....
bgz Offline
#99 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 9:59 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
when used properly the chit should get on the paper, not your fingers.


Accidents happen... and I heard they happen more as you get older...
bgz Offline
#100 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:00 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
JadeRose does..............Victor said so....


In that case, you should have the toilette paper on the outside moving toward you.
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