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Last post 7 years ago by DrafterX. 12 replies replies.
Help I cannot reach my balls.
victor809 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
They hang much much too low...
dstieger Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
only when she sets her purse on the floor?
JadeRose Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGD5FgtNtY
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
#biglyballz
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
This made me literally laugh out loud....good stuff...
qmech Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Can you still see?😁😁😁
Q
jjanecka Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I MISS HER SO MUCH I JUST CAN'T LET IT DIE
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Now my balls itch.
RMAN4443 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
"Big Balls"

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
tonygraz Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
One of my AC/DC favorites.
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
TW uses Karim Abdul Jabar for reach arounds... no one else can do it. .. Mellow
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