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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#451 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:22 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I just don't get it and not happy about it... woman at work took my parking place this morning.... she knows I always park there.. she always parks someplace else... why the f^ck did she decide to park in my spot..?? it's not like it's super convenient or anything... I always park on the very end and hang over the line a foot or so to avoid door dings and stuff... been my spot for 2 1/2 years... wtf..?? Mad

I turned the a/c down low.. hope I freeze her out... Not talking


Nice!
elRopo Offline
#452 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:24 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
But will it be new 500 day?

Yeah......"post here if you STILL didn't get your order 500" might be appropriate.
Anxious

Or perhaps "Forget about those cigars you ordered, you're never gonna get them so just go ahead and order new ones 500"?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#453 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:27 AM EST
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Dreaming of...

Gon' Fishing
Ram27 Offline
#454 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 9:31 AM EST
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Morning all..........

That basturd X ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#455 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:02 AM EST
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No assigned parking but people pretty much have claimed their territory... there are no signs posted but I know who like to park where and I won't take their spots out of respect.. Mellow
dstieger Offline
#456 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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then, I guess it isn't your space... :) at least not today...

I used to do **** like that when I was young....like in HS, after a few weeks and seats pretty much stabilized...I'd seek out the most OCD person in class....go in early one day and sit in 'their seat'....shake things up a little once in a while....live on the edge, x
elRopo Offline
#457 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:17 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
No assigned parking but people pretty much have claimed their territory... there are no signs posted but I know who like to park where and I won't take their spots out of respect.. Mellow

Write her a note explaining the situation and be very polite. Wrap the note around a brick and leave it on the hood of her car.
gummy jones Offline
#458 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 10:58 AM EST
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Nervous? That's unlike you.

Euodias hasn't had to work in years thanks to noops sending him money. He usually sends us a cut if we play along. So thanks.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#459 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 11:08 AM EST
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Lol
dstieger Offline
#460 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 11:13 AM EST
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My thought for the day....or rather for the month, since one a day would be asking a bit much.....

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones had it right.....I'm less interested in someone who can answer the questions....I want someone around who will question the answers
danmdevries Offline
#461 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 11:27 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
epic. thanks Dan

oh, and uh, sorry about the hot tub.


You installed a hot tub?

I ain't even mad, that's impressive
opelmanta1900 Offline
#462 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 11:46 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Sent some wallet candellas to for some cigars...hoping all goes smooth...otherwise I am out $. Someone told me I could trust him, hope he is right. Ha. I don't see him post very often, so that makes me nervous, but fingers crossed. ha

maybe keep stuff like this to yourself until everything is wrapped up... you don't have to type everything you think...
victor809 Offline
#463 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 11:54 AM EST
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Hang on... x thinks there's some sort of unwritten parking spot dibs?
Sheet... If you want that spot you get up early enough for it. It's a competitive world out there. No one is gonna save you a parking spot because you think you should have it.

What a pussified generation he's from....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#464 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 11:55 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
He said that he is getting it out today or tomorrow latest. I was hoping for some extra reassurance. That is the only reason I posted it.


well you should unpost it...

if you were that unsure you shouldn't have made the deal...

if you needed some assurance you could've pm'd any number of the fogs who harass you here and they would've taken care of it...

as it is, selling cigars on this forum is against the rules... if I made a private deal with you and you then went and broadcast the details of that deal and your reservations about it on the public forum, I'd be sending you your money back...
dstieger Offline
#465 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 11:57 AM EST
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I concur.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#466 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:00 PM EST
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Deleted...my apologies guys...I suck...
dstieger Offline
#467 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:04 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
... you don't have to type everything you think...



quote of the week
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#468 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:07 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
quote of the week


Yeah...agreed...

ME > horse < ME
dstieger Offline
#469 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:08 PM EST
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read it again, please
DrafterX Offline
#470 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:21 PM EST
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You don't have to believe everything you think either. ... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#471 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:24 PM EST
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He broke the Pirate's code. Put Hank on the rack!
tamapatom Offline
#472 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:24 PM EST
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Keel haul him!
frankj1 Offline
#473 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:25 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
You installed a hot tub?

I ain't even mad, that's impressive

Nope, didn't install one...wonder what that was then?
tamapatom Offline
#474 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 12:28 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Nope, didn't install one...wonder what that was then?

I hear Dan keeps the lid off his septic tank since his drain field is clogged.
DrafterX Offline
#475 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 1:49 PM EST
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Got my parking spot back after lunch... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#476 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:00 PM EST
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how much did the wrecker cost ya?
dstieger Offline
#477 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:02 PM EST
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how much did the wrecker cost ya?
DrafterX Offline
#478 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:08 PM EST
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no wrecker service... it was open when I got back... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#479 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:10 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
You installed a hot tub?

I ain't even mad, that's impressive

glad to hear your not mad, and taking this well..........Could you check the filter for me, I seem to have lost my new thong, and those things are not only sexy, but expensive too........ Anxious Blushing
teedubbya Offline
#480 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:14 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
I hear Dan keeps the lid off his septic tank since his drain field is clogged.



maybe he should try chicory root
gummy jones Offline
#481 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:21 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
glad to hear your not mad, and taking this well..........Could you check the filter for me, I seem to have lost my new thong, and those things are not only sexy, but expensive too........ Anxious Blushing


check it for me too
my old thong seems to have gone missing and hank's mom cant find hers anywhere
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#482 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:29 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
check it for me too
my old thong seems to have gone missing and hank's mom cant find hers anywhere


My mother only had one thong and it was on her when she was cremated...
RMAN4443 Offline
#483 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:37 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
My mother only had one thong and it was on her when she was cremated...

You looked????????? EWWWWWWWWWWWW d'oh!
teedubbya Offline
#484 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:39 PM EST
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she was missing a foot?
gummy jones Offline
#485 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 2:51 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
My mother only had one thong and it was on her when she was cremated...


that is one way to describe what happened at danms house
a bit vulgar but not inaccurate i suppose
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#486 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 3:13 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
that is one way to describe what happened at danms house
a bit vulgar but not inaccurate i suppose


Just to be clear...she passed away 5 years ago...
victor809 Offline
#487 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 3:15 PM EST
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If you guys are wearing hanks dead mother's thong you should at least be nicer to him in his poll....
RMAN4443 Offline
#488 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 3:23 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Just to be clear...she passed away 5 years ago...

And of all the things you remember was that she was wearing a thong??????????? Again, EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
gummy jones Offline
#489 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 3:27 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Just to be clear...she passed away 5 years ago...


just to be clear, she was cremated with a thong?
seems like a waste of a perfectly good thong Think
DrafterX Offline
#490 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 4:26 PM EST
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freaks... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#491 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 4:45 PM EST
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sounds like the makings of a country or western song... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#492 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 4:50 PM EST
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Sounds like the next 500 should be the "Post here and you can prepay for expedited delivery 500".
MACS Offline
#493 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 4:51 PM EST
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The Customer Service Rocks 500... or something...
frankj1 Offline
#494 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 5:11 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
she was missing a foot?

that's how I understood it.
MACS Offline
#495 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 5:16 PM EST
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Foot... foot and a half...
elRopo Offline
#496 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 5:27 PM EST
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Soylent Green is people!
RMAN4443 Offline
#497 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 5:30 PM EST
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[quote=elRopo]Soylent Green is people![/quote

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, crackers BARF!
MACS Offline
#498 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 5:37 PM EST
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Crackers with peanut butter?
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#499 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 5:38 PM EST
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Did I get it?
MACS Offline
#500 Posted: Wed, Mar 29 2017, 5:39 PM EST
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