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Pepboy Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 2:40 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2017
Posts: 2
Vaffanculo!
bgz Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 2:53 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Good for you for standing up to the man!!!

Now tell them how you really feel... don't hold back, just let it all go.
chazbo Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 3:33 PM EST
Joined: 01-21-2007
Posts: 8,160
That's a shame pepboy, I two have been waiting for an order for over two weeks. Well it finally arrived today and the was a nice note in the box saying, sorry for the delay your order is on us! Free😎
dstieger Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 3:38 PM EST
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Posts: 10,889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3KeiPjbgcE
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 3:47 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Hang on... they're selling happy endings too?
MojoFilter Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 4:07 PM EST
Joined: 07-11-2015
Posts: 124
dstieger wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3KeiPjbgcE



BigGrin Right on time!
SteveS Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 4:14 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Pepboy wrote:
ram27bat I will never try to buy another thing from these scam artists.


Dunno if you've bought cigars more frequently than you've posted over the past 17 years, but if you have, you should recognize an anomaly when you encounter it ...

But, you certainly have a great deal of company in the thundering herd who're airing their complaints here in the forums, many of whom are, like yourself, suggesting what they'd like to have done with their orders other than placing them in the hands of UPS or the post office ...

Frankly, I (and I suspect many others) are sick and tired of the shouted imprecations in these venues but there are others among us who just can't seem to get enough of this sort of thing, so I'm sure you'll find no lack of friends ...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 4:15 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
Pepboy wrote:
ram27bat I will never try to buy another thing from these scam artists. I won 2 auction bids 2 weeks ago,these jerkoffs took the money out of my bank and my **** still says processing. I call these idiots after getting a busy signal 15 times I get through and put on hold for 58 minutes.I was on hold so long they ran out of music! I will doing a charge back to my bank and they can take their **** and stuff it up their ass.


Are you Manny, Moe or Jack?

It makes all the difference.
dharbolt Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 6:00 PM EST
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
You rang?
tonygraz Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 6:03 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
Pepboy - do you work selling tires at stuff ?
Pepboy Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 6:13 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2017
Posts: 2
tonygraz wrote:
Pepboy - do you work selling tires at stuff ?

I could shove some tires up your ass sideways if you'd like.
corey sellers Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 6:18 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,359
Bye bye
elRopo Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 6:34 PM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Pepboy wrote:
I could shove some tires up your ass sideways if you'd like.


∆∆∆∆
Get the net!! Were gonna have to relocate this one.Anxious
bassman45 Online
#14 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 6:48 PM EST
Joined: 07-05-2009
Posts: 4,089
SteveS wrote:
Dunno if you've bought cigars more frequently than you've posted over the past 17 years, but if you have, you should recognize an anomaly when you encounter it ...

But, you certainly have a great deal of company in the thundering herd who're airing their complaints here in the forums, many of whom are, like yourself, suggesting what they'd like to have done with their orders other than placing them in the hands of UPS or the post office ...

Frankly, I (and I suspect many others) are sick and tired of the shouted imprecations in these venues but there are others among us who just can't seem to get enough of this sort of thing, so I'm sure you'll find no lack of friends ...

Steve,these boards were getting very boring and quiet(except for the politics)but you gotta admit there have been some very amusing threads and comments from this fiasco.
gummy jones Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 6:50 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
#11 sounds like you know Tony petty well. He prefers all seasons.
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 6:51 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Stupid question...
But which way counts as "sideways" when you're shoving a tire up someone's ass?

Just asking...

...for a friend...
patrickh44231 Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 7:01 PM EST
Joined: 09-24-2009
Posts: 1,510
Is it a car tire or a truck tire?
Economy tread or all terrain?
Just asking for Victor's friend.
mikey1597 Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 7:10 PM EST
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
Mud grips hurt,,,,, that's what I heard anyway
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 7:15 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Pepboy could be....

A....

MECHANIC

LIKE CHARLES BRONSON
OR JAN MICHEAL VINCENT?
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 7:19 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
So I'm a little confused...

Do they shove the tires up your azz sideways while giving you a handjob? Is this a prostate thing?

...im apparently really bidding on the wrong auctions...
Peckerhead Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 7:47 PM EST
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
Yes, you're mixing things up, but close.
A pepboy is the same thing as a fluffer, only gayer.
Pretty sure tossing the salad is extra. Never hurts to ask though.
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 8:20 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
mikey1597 wrote:
Mud grips hurt,,,,, that's what I heard anyway

any idea when you heard that? Was it when Elvis croaked?
tailgater Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 8:23 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
mikey1597 wrote:
Mud grips hurt,,,,, that's what I heard anyway


You just butchered spinal tap.
tailgater Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 8:24 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
tailgater Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 8:26 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
hee hee.

"pepboy"

Might as well be "My mom let's me use her credit card and I bought some cigars"
stinger88 Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 8:31 PM EST
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 6,574
Pure gold. Love the comments.
SteveS Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 8:59 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Pepboy wrote:
Vaffanculo!


Ah, yes ... a well-known Italian expression ... memorialized here in t-shirt form:

https://99promocode.com/products/vaffanculo-is-italian-for-have-a-nice-day?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla&gclid=CISXu5O_5tICFRCZfgodSFMHxw
tonygraz Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Mar 20 2017, 9:43 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
I heard the biggest he had was 3 inches.
RMAN4443 Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 2:08 AM EST
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
victor809 wrote:
So I'm a little confused...

Do they shove the tires up your azz sideways while giving you a handjob? Is this a prostate thing?

...im apparently really bidding on the wrong auctions...


Before that tire goes up your azz sideways, you might wanna get the lubejob 1st or you could wind up with a prostate "thing" Not talking
jjanecka Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 4:59 AM EST
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Or a loose flappy butthole
DrMaddVibe Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 5:42 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,394
Pepboy wrote:
Vaffanculo!



Silly angry person...you changed your post. You were so damned mad and raged but mommy must've seen you beating on her keyboard.

I bet she whipped your little worthless butt too.
99cobra2881 Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 7:36 AM EST
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
SteveS wrote:
Dunno if you've bought cigars more frequently than you've posted over the past 17 years, but if you have, you should recognize an anomaly when you encounter it ...

But, you certainly have a great deal of company in the thundering herd who're airing their complaints here in the forums, many of whom are, like yourself, suggesting what they'd like to have done with their orders other than placing them in the hands of UPS or the post office ...

Frankly, I (and I suspect many others) are sick and tired of the shouted imprecations in these venues but there are others among us who just can't seem to get enough of this sort of thing, so I'm sure you'll find no lack of friends ...


I thought cigarbid was like a restaurant? Chef Boo hoo! Sipping tea
tamapatom Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 8:17 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
I thought it was more like a cafeteria............
gummy jones Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 10:02 AM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
more like a trough
Peckerhead Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 10:06 AM EST
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
No, no, no. it's a circle jerk and you guys know it.

OP may have been on to something!
cameroon Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 10:16 AM EST
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
Welcome! As this thread shows, you appear to have some kind of abnormal anal fixation. Do you mind if we call you Poopboy?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 10:47 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Was pooponboys taken?
Whistlebritches Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 8:48 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
Definitely a circle jerk........Pepboy is the pivot man.........Such an incredible circle jerk in fact I'd like to have your name tattoo'd on my reach around hand Pepboy........which one are you,Manny,Moe or Jack?
jjanecka Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Mar 21 2017, 9:36 PM EST
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Whew that God I'm not that pivot man in whistlebritches pete party anymore. I still get nightmares.
Ruby Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Mar 22 2017, 9:52 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2016
Posts: 116
tailgater wrote:
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

Tailgater pack up your banjo and these lyrics and move to Nashville, I think you got a hit record.
hoyodude Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 7:58 AM EST
Joined: 07-17-2000
Posts: 4,395
Ruby wrote:
Tailgater pack up your banjo and these lyrics and move to Nashville, I think you got a hit record.


I'm pretty sure Spinal Tap beat him to this one...
richokeeffe Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 4:48 PM EST
Joined: 12-07-2004
Posts: 7,020
victor809 wrote:
Stupid question...
But which way counts as "sideways" when you're shoving a tire up someone's ass?

Just asking...

...for a friend...


Thats' the best laugh I've had in days
MACS Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 5:16 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
victor809 wrote:
So I'm a little confused...

Do they shove the tires up your azz sideways while giving you a handjob? Is this a prostate thing?

...im apparently really bidding on the wrong auctions...



I think if you get a tire shoved up the ol' bunghole a 'rim job' would be appropriate.
elRopo Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 5:22 PM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Does he prefer radials or bias ply?
JadeRose Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:13 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Ruby wrote:
Tailgater pack up your banjo and these lyrics and move to Nashville, I think you got a hit record.






Yeah...he's a real genius. You oughtta hear his song about Stonehenge.


OhMyGod
frankj1 Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:34 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
MACS wrote:
I think if you get a tire shoved up the ol' bunghole a 'rim job' would be appropriate.

'nuff said
qmech Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Mar 24 2017, 12:51 AM EST
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
What is a circle jerk and how does Prepboys sideways tires fit into this idea?
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