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I'm going to refrain from posting another thread about order delays!
Peckerhead Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
..just sayin'.

PROMISE

Laugh
24132413 Offline
#2 Posted:
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Ten Commandments List
1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall make no idols.
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
4. Keep the Sabbath day holy.
5. Honor your father and your mother.
6. You shall not murder.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
8. You shall not steal.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. You shall not covet
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Ok..........................
dstieger Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Unless number six alone can save me, I'm pretty well fucked
Peckerhead Offline
#5 Posted:
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Posts: 479
11. You shall not make random meaningless posts that nobody can understand.
RMAN4443 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
24132413 wrote:
Ten Commandments List
1. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2. You shall make no idols.
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
4. Keep the Sabbath day holy.
5. Honor your father and your mother.
6. You shall not murder.
7. You shall not commit adultery.
8. You shall not steal.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. You shall not covet


In the words of the late great Jim Morrison


When I was back there in seminary school there was a person there who put forth the proposition that you can petition the Lord with prayer............

Pray
dharbolt Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
dstieger wrote:
Unless number six alone can save me, I'm pretty well ****ed


Right?
Peckerhead Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
I'll give him points for using the correct "shall not murder" vs. the more common shall not kill.

Quite the moral distinction between the two.
tamapatom Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
The tenth one is incomplete....here is the full version

You shall not covet your neighbor’s house. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
tamapatom Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
I suppose in the old version it was slave and not servant....male or female (what about transgender?)...........and don't ask me what they were thinking about doing with the donkey.
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,753
dammmmm...donkey was lookin good too.....
elRopo Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
tamapatom wrote:
The tenth one is incomplete....here is the full version

You shall not covet your neighbor’s house. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.


Is it okay as long as he lives a few blocks away?
tamapatom Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
Sounds like if it is not a neighbor then????
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
delta1 wrote:
dammmmm...donkey was lookin good too.....

female though, right?
Peckerhead Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 05-02-2016
Posts: 479
..hopefully, so I be tappin' dat ass!
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,753
youze a freak, Pecker...

I want the male donkey, cuz it's hung so well. Gonna mate it to my big mare so I can have a pack of mules...
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