America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 6 years ago by MACS. 60 replies replies.
2 Pages12>
Satanic Cabal of Elites
Buckwheat Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
At first I thought it was a new hardcore band (which would be a great name) then I started to read about people that actually believe that the world is controlled by the Illuminati/Satanic Cable of Elites.

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it anymore than you men." - horse fog ram27bat
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
I'm pretty sure the illuminati control the world... I mean, they got that mason symbol on our dollar bills and stuff... how do you explain that? and also, the pope's got that hat that definitely looks like it's made for a bunny... hare club for men, the unsolved mysteries of Unsolved Mysteries, think about it man... the truth is out there...
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Rothschilds are angels....
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I heard Frank rules the world.
dharbolt Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
jjanecka wrote:
I heard Frank rules the world.


Word. Frank rules the word.
jjanecka Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Y'all see that new Kong movie where they talk about hollow-earth theory and the reptilians?
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Frank is like genius. I'm thinking Da Vinci. No one knows what happened to the Illuminate. A good a guess as any is the we're rolled into the Free Masons. They certainly were not satanic. They were a group of scientists that wanted to prove the truth, like the world was round and revolved around the sun.
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Speyside wrote:
Frank is like genius. I'm thinking Da Vinci. No one knows what happened to the Illuminate. A good a guess as any is the we're rolled into the Free Masons. They certainly were not satanic. They were a group of scientists that wanted to prove the truth, like the world was round and revolved around the sun.


Speyside is an illuminati!

RMAN4443 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
dharbolt wrote:
Word. Frank rules the word.

World is a word Angel
Speyside Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
LMAO, busted!
bgz Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Speyside wrote:
Frank is like genius. I'm thinking Da Vinci. No one knows what happened to the Illuminate. A good a guess as any is the we're rolled into the Free Masons. They certainly were not satanic. They were a group of scientists that wanted to prove the truth, like the world was round and revolved around the sun.


Blasphemer!!!

Next thing you're going to tell us is the Earth is more than 6000 years old.

I say we hang him.
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
hard to believe I just discovered this thread. and because we know a higher truth, I will let you all off with a warning.

But this is going on your permanent record(s).
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Wouldn't burning at the stake be more appropriate?
bgz Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Speyside wrote:
Wouldn't burning at the stake be more appropriate?


Sure, that works too. I'll get the gas while you go tie yourself up.
bs_kwaj Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214

Pizzagate!

Beer
Speyside Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Make sure it's apple wood, I like the smell.
bgz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Ooo, speaking of apple wood, we should probably wrap you up in bacon.

Bacon makes everything better.
jjanecka Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
frankj1 wrote:
hard to believe I just discovered this thread. and because we know a higher truth, I will let you all off with a warning.

But this is going on your permanent record(s).


I just said that you ruled the world. I never said you worshipped Satan. Angel

elRopo Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Frank,
Could you arrange for me to win the lotto?
Thanks in advance!
bgz Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Frank,

We're going to need you to light the torch.
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
elRopo wrote:
Frank,
Could you arrange for me to win the lotto?
Thanks in advance!

it'll cost ya...
Speyside Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Here come the Christian knights
Dressed in red and white
To bring the Holy Word and set the world alight
Here comes a plague of idiots blinded by their faith
Here comes the Inquisition to burn you at the stake
Here comes the Church of Madness
Bearing gifts of death and torture
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
The fire and the fury
To be our judge to be our jury
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
A new dark age descending, it's Torquemada's dream
Liberty lies raped, crushed, broken
Neath the Christian war machine
Nation after nation falling
In the shadow of the Christian sword
With death they bring the lore of love
Here comes the Church of Madness
bearing gifts of death and torture
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
The fire and the fury
To be our judge to be our jury
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
(aaaaaaah)
What do they tell the people of their old crusades?
Of the women and the children
Impaled on Christian blades
Rejoice they say for we are saved
And we must sing the fight
Sing it till your lungs burst or they'll set you alight!
Here comes the Church of Madness
bearing gifts of death and torture
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
The fire and the fury
To be our judge to be our jury
Here comes the Church of Madness
Of Jesus Christ their Lord
elRopo Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Yeah, so you have a problem with that? Sounds all good to me ;-)
jjanecka Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
BURN THE HERETIC
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
jjanecka wrote:
BURN THE HERETIC

that's not still me, is is it?
jjanecka Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I hope you don't go to one to those liberal synagogues with the female rabbis...

Cuz if you do... ram27bat
bgz Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
frankj1 wrote:
that's not still me, is is it?


Frank, we've already established that Speyside is the heretic.

BTW, we still need you to light the torch.
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
can we just use my menorah?
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
jjanecka wrote:
I hope you don't go to one to those liberal synagogues with the female rabbis...

Cuz if you do... ram27bat

funny story about that, but not now. Think I told it here a few years ago.
Speyside Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
I prefer Satanic Mechanic.
bgz Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
frankj1 wrote:
can we just use my menorah?


Sure, we're going to gas him up first so it should work, just be careful not to ruin it.
Buckwheat Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
bgz wrote:
Blasphemer!!!

Next thing you're going to tell us is the Earth is more than 6000 years old.

I say we hang him.


And that it's flat. horse

"Look. I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah." Sarcasm

RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Topic title would be a good name for a Black Sabbath tribute band.................or the name of a Stones album
borndead1 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,215
The Satanic Cabal of Elites is a good name for a band.
bgz Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
borndead1 wrote:
The Satanic Cabal of Elites is a good name for a band.


Maybe a grind core band...

Maybe... just MAYBE an emo band.
tonygraz Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
How about a cigar ?
gummy jones Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Is that the name of the new customer service department?
Mr. Jones Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Well....

Boys and girls...
Men and women....

I just saw one of the WIERDEST *****IN'
Videos of my life on Monday...
On
YOUTUBE...

I WILL GET THE TITLE AND REPOST IT ON HERE.

It was the EUROPEANS celebrating a "TUNNEL"???
Not sure whether it was the joining of the CERN
TUNNELS celebration or some other weird AZZ
TUNNEL in EUROPE...

IT WAS ATTENDED BY ALL KINDS of high dignitaries
And politicians...
Angela MERKEL ATTENDED...
this could be a MANY years old? Video or it's something new???

IT WAS CIRCUS DE' SOLEA' meets S.A.T.A.N....

With all KINDS of demonic imagery, goat heads,
Blood, decapitation, high wire acts, parades underground....

I mean it was a VERY ORGANIZED but TOTALLY WACKED MAYHEM SHOW THAT WENT ON FOR HOURS???

It was so sick I could not believe my eyes...

These ILLUMINATI - SATAN PRICKSSS
ARE W.A.C.K.E.D.

beyond comprehension...

A U.S. SEAL TEAM MASSACRE of these
Sick *****S would've been the only
Real solution to this behaviour...

I cannot believe they took a video of this
SATAN TUNNEL ceremony...

EUROPE is wacked...
Bigtime!!!
frankj1 Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Jones #38

if you are freaked out, imagine how we feel!
Mr. Jones Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
#39 Frank

^^^ South American coups, Central American
Insurgencies/ guerilllas & Communist Re-Education are some means to and end....
Albeit....one sided and backed by the military industrial complex...

But these SATAN CULT *****S ARE JUST TOTALLY
INSANE...and the new human trafficking with minors
Is part of this SATANIC SCOURGE....

JUST ROUND UP ALL THESE WACK JOBS and
send them to North Korea in a stadium with
Kim Jong UL with his "ACK-ACK" ANTI-AIRCRAFT
SOLUTION...
jjanecka Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Are you sure it wasn't just Krampus or Carnival?
bgz Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
#38 - #40

So let me get the story straight.

A bunch of satanic overlords went down to cern to smash a few particles and do some other satanic crap...

Where they tried to use said particle accelerator to open a portal to hell so they could unleash Satan for that whole hell on earth thing.

Is that pretty much what went down?

jjanecka Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Can we confirm any of this on Drafter's website?
Speyside Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Mr Crowley would have put the accelerator to good use.
bgz Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Good use = hookers and blow?
Speyside Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
No, portal to hookers.
jjanecka Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Or maybe one of those tit planets.
bgz Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Speyside wrote:
No, portal to hookers.


No blow? wtf?!?!
Speyside Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Different portal, nothing is perfect.
MACS Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Hey, um Frank? Ol buddy?

You remember that time I took you out on my boat and DID NOT bring a fishing pole? Well, yeah... um... I'm going out Saturday, to fish, and... well, I ain't askin' for the lotto and all, but a handful of large fish would be great.

Mmm-kay? Whistle
Users browsing this topic
Guest
2 Pages12>