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DrafterX Offline
#51 Posted:
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I thought the smelts were all gone.. Think
RMAN4443 Offline
#52 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Ok, I guess I'm gonna have to ask. Now I'm embarrassed Anxious


Never mind now I gotcha..........The New Bedford case........that was a long time ago, the felt must smell like smelt now d'oh!
tailgater Offline
#53 Posted:
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How many rape cases can boast to having t-shirts made up?
JadeRose Offline
#54 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Did that once to Drafter's d!ck...never tasted the same again.








eeeewwwwww
RMAN4443 Offline
#55 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Did that once to my d!ck... haven't had to wear a condom ever again.

Wash and wear......drip dry? Herfing
frankj1 Offline
#56 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Never mind now I gotcha..........The New Bedford case........that was a long time ago, the felt must smell like smelt now d'oh!

just got here, but i did know.
jody foster in the movie.
RMAN4443 Offline
#57 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
just got here, but i did know.
jody foster in the movie.

I heard you would know........rumor has it your like a genius and stuff
frankj1 Offline
#58 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I heard you would know........rumor has it your like a genius and stuff

yeah, like a genius
frankj1 Offline
#59 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I heard you would know........rumor has it you're like a genius and stuff


cuz I'm good wif words, I fixed it for ya.
RMAN4443 Offline
#60 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
cuz I'm good wif words, I fixed it for ya.


The rumors are true........you do rule the World Beer
frankj1 Offline
#61 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
The rumors are true........you do rule the World Beer

false modesty is my super power
RMAN4443 Offline
#62 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
false modesty is my super power


LoL......I would have to say my Super Power, if I had a superpower, is my ability to make my Pee smell like Asparagus..... yep, I'm pretty sure that's it d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#63 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
LoL......I would have to say my Super Power, if I had a superpower, is my ability to make my Pee smell like Asparagus..... yep, I'm pretty sure that's it d'oh!

that is so funny!
RMAN4443 Offline
#64 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
that is so funny!


you wouldn't think so if you we're around after I ate asparagus........sometimes I can't stand myself d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#65 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
you wouldn't think so if you we're around after I ate asparagus........sometimes I can't stand myself d'oh!

I already can't stand you, so a little pee stank ain't gonna change things.
I had asparagus last night, fyi. The real skinny kind. Roasted, not steamed. Same pee smell.
I'll bring what I saved in a jar to the MAHoleHerf...good wif vodka.
RMAN4443 Offline
#66 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I already can't stand you, so a little pee stank ain't gonna change things.
.


That's just what my Dad used to say Herfing


Pretty sure my Mom loved me though.........she used to say I was "Special".............that's why I had to wear the helmet



tailgater Offline
#67 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
you wouldn't think so if you we're around after I ate asparagus........sometimes I can't stand myself d'oh!


You don't stand to pee?

RMAN4443 Offline
#68 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
You don't stand to pee?


Stand???????? every time I do that I miss
Whistlebritches Offline
#69 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard him sing this to Frank the other day

Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all I wanna do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' you
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do

No one else can make me feel
The colours that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
'Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day of my life is filled with lovin' you

Lovin' you, I see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we, ooh
I'm more in love with you
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do

No one else can make me feel
The colours that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
'Cause lovin' you is easy 'cause you're beautiful
And every day of my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you, I see your soul come shinin' through
And every day that we, ooh
I'm more in love with you
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do
Na, ooh, la la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do




Frank just melts after a good love song
frankj1 Offline
#70 Posted:
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you promised not to tell...but seriously, who can resist Minnie Ripperton?
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