I just received a message this morning from Hank's ghost:
Hey, since I am not posting right now, wanted to assure you that the ashlie girl/dude was not me. Found it pretty funny but I also did some searching and was easily able to find that the account was fake. Like you, I also considered making a fake account for fun but stopped when I realized you had to put an address and credit card. Not worth the effort.
Hope you are doing well!
~The Ghost of Hank_The_Tank