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8trackdisco Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 8:29 AM EST
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Have you noticed a pattern in correlation between certain first names and them being jerks?

I feel like I'm starting to crack the code.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 8:31 AM EST
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Some call them, Tim... Mellow
gummy jones Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 9:37 AM EST
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What part of Cameroon is the first name
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 9:48 AM EST
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I notice there aren't many Richard's any more, but still plenty of discs.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 10:55 AM EST
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well, to be perfectly frank...
jjanecka Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 3:23 PM EST
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I've never met anyone named Nick, Jay, or Doug that wasn't a complete and utter sack of ****.
jjanecka Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 3:24 PM EST
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Oh yeah and I've only met one guy named patrick that was reasonable.
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 5:35 PM EST
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Russ is always an ass....
elRopo Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 6:05 PM EST
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Chaney is a d!ck and so was Nixon.
jjanecka Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 7:32 PM EST
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Yeah, Russ or Russell are definitely ass names but Rusty will usually treat you right.

Victor has always been one of those names where you know you're in for a real treat, Duke as well.
tailgater Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 8:43 PM EST
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You can call me ray, or you can call me jay...
gummy jones Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Apr 2 2017, 8:48 PM EST
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just don't call me late for dinner
deadeyedick Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Apr 3 2017, 7:14 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
You can call me ray, or you can call me jay...



But you dasan't has ta call me Jhonson!
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Apr 3 2017, 7:34 PM EST
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I've found that anyone with numbers in their name is usually a jerk.
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Apr 3 2017, 7:44 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I've found that anyone with numbers in their name is usually a jerk.


And anyone that lacks a vowel. If your name has numbers and no vowels, you're just a major dk.
cameroon Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:35 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
What part of Cameroon is the first name


Awww. Be still my beating heart.
MissAshlie Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:46 AM EST
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Every Jack I have ever known has been a jerk. Also you can add Chas, Aaron, Kyle, Chandler and Billy....wait, maybe I am just listing ex-bf's. Oh well.
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:52 AM EST
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MissAshlie wrote:
Every Jack I have ever known has been a jerk. Also you can add Chas, Aaron, Kyle, Chandler and Billy....wait, maybe I am just listing ex-bf's. Oh well.


Ya, they're all a$$holes...

Hey baby, how about you... do you like camping?
MissAshlie Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:55 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Ya, they're all a$$holes...

Hey baby, how about you... do you like camping?


Baby? Excuse me? I'm not your baby.

Why do people keep asking about camping? BTW, love camping.
bgz Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:59 AM EST
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lmfao.
MissAshlie Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 11:00 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
lmfao.


Glad I could make you smile.
bgz Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 11:01 AM EST
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Well tell me this honey, you like pancakes or waffles?
MissAshlie Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 11:02 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Well tell me this honey, you like pancakes or waffles?


Neither, I am a french toast kind of girl.
bgz Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 11:03 AM EST
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Ohhhhh, good answer.
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