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Who poked the bear? AGAIN & AGAIN
deadeyedick Offline
#1 Posted:
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I have been hibernating peacefully but a package arrived today that smacked me upside the head:

Founders Curmudgeon
Founders KBS (X2 who can even get 2 of these HTF things?)
Naked Pig Pale Ale
Truck Stop Honey Brown Ale

All packed. well padded and shrink wrapped. The only return address is Foley, Al.

I have a good idea who this might have come from but was hoping someone has seen either beer or cigars packaged in this manner to confirm my suspicions.

Any help will be appreciated.

And to the unnamed bomber, thank you sir, I will enjoy each and remember this unprovoked attack.

DED
stinger88 Offline
#2 Posted:
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I would have to be at home and looking through my addys for that one. Foley, AL sounds very familiar!!
Abrignac Offline
#3 Posted:
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I don't need my addy book and I'm not saying.
madspackler Offline
#4 Posted:
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Have a good idea who the fine BOTL poking the bear is, but not telling.
That Truck Stop Honey is the ticket.
deadeyedick Offline
#5 Posted:
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^ On my list of possibles right there.

One other fine BOTL that I talked to about my torn meniscus awhile ago but the area code does not match Foley. Hmmm.
bgz Offline
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It's always good to see DED get smacked upside the head!
T Z Offline
#7 Posted:
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hahaha boom
shaun341 Offline
#8 Posted:
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Very nice indeed!
deadeyedick Offline
#9 Posted:
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Yuk it up ya bastids. Glare

I need a bus driver!
shaun341 Offline
#10 Posted:
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For Abrignac? I got that somewhere I think let me look
Burner02 Offline
#11 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
Founders KBS (X2 who can even get 2 of these HTF things?)




Like Weller 12.
madspackler Offline
#12 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
Yuk it up ya bastids. Glare

I need a bus driver!

Heard Ralph Kramden drove a mean bus
deadeyedick Offline
#13 Posted:
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Ya, well that bomber is going to be saying homina, homina soon enough. Wink
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Beer
deadeyedick Offline
#15 Posted:
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Somebody has to pay for this generous bitch slap! I'm beginning to think it's a setup. Think
deadeyedick Offline
#16 Posted:
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9505 5126 9127 7124 1385 52
9505 5126 9127 7124 1385 69

Iffn' this don't hit the right target I may have to carpet bomb Alabama.
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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I have been following this with a smile...

cuz this won't end well, HA!
Burner02 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Got to be a setup. I have denied any involvement but a package hits the porch anyway this past Sat. The score includes The Abyss bomber (NH), Prairie Artisan Ales Bomb (NH) and TenFidy. I do look forward to sampling the three in the near future or should I return them since I'm innocent?,

Many thanks Rick and it is obvious you have to much time on your hands. On another note, you need to fire your logistics expert. B'ham to Lower AL via AZ, really?

Thanks again and so you know, I'm innocent.
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted:
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^ oh you're a liar.

We should all bomb you for lying.

deadeyedick Offline
#20 Posted:
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Burner02 wrote:
Got to be a setup. I have denied any involvement but a package hits the porch anyway this past Sat. The score includes The Abyss bomber (NH), Prairie Artisan Ales Bomb (NH) and TenFidy. I do look forward to sampling the three in the near future or should I return them since I'm innocent?,

Many thanks Rick and it is obvious you have to much time on your hands. On another note, you need to fire your logistics expert. B'ham to Lower AL via AZ, really?

Thanks again and so you know, I'm innocent.



And it's ticking away with my sanity Whistle
MACS Offline
#21 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^ oh you're a liar.

We should all bomb you for lying.



HAHAHA!!!
deadeyedick Offline
#22 Posted:
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Damn! Brick wall

Expected Delivery Day: Saturday, May 6, 2017
Your item was undeliverable as addressed at 11:36 am on May 6, 2017 in BIRMINGHAM, AL 35223. It is being returned if appropriate information is available.
madspackler Offline
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35223---Hhmmm. That would be my old zip code, but we moved about a year ago and the new coordinates are still in AL, but classified. Still 4 hours north of Foley. And although the Bear Poke was top notch, I cannot claim responsibility.

But I do appreciate the thought.
Burner02 Offline
#24 Posted:
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madspackler wrote:
35223---Hhmmm. That would be my old zip code, but we moved about a year ago and the new coordinates are still in AL, but classified. Still 4 hours north of Foley. And although the Bear Poke was top notch, I cannot claim responsibility.

But I do appreciate the thought.



Most expensive lake in AL to reside on and rubbing elbows with Satan.
Burner02 Offline
#25 Posted:
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madspackler wrote:
35223---Hhmmm. That would be my old zip code, but we moved about a year ago and the new coordinates are still in AL, but classified. Still 4 hours north of Foley. And although the Bear Poke was top notch, I cannot claim responsibility.

But I do appreciate the thought.



My misdirected package had your name as a return party.

Terminate the logistics expert.

And FYI, I', still innocent.
madspackler Offline
#26 Posted:
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Wish I could claim I sent the packages but I have been out of town for two weeks traveling for work. Yes we live on the same lake as The Coach, but it's a big lake. We actually live in different towns on the same lake.
deadeyedick Offline
#27 Posted:
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Everybody is guilty until proven innocent. My only hope now is the return addy which is not mine. Otherwise someone at the USPS will be drinking some very fine beers.
deadeyedick Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I have been following this with a smile...

cuz this won't end well, HA!


Brick wall
delta1 Offline
#29 Posted:
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Burner02 wrote:
My misdirected package had your name as a return party.

Terminate the logistics expert.

And FYI, I', still innocent.


...that's a tell, right there...
Burner02 Offline
#30 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
...that's a tell, right there...


Typo, carryover from "FYI" and innocent as always.
deadeyedick Offline
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I wonder if there could be a monkey involved with this Think
madspackler Offline
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Looks like I got hit by the ricocheted package. Got home yesterday to find a re-directed package from my old coordinates that landed at the new addy by way of an assist in LA (lower Alabama). I believe thanks are due to DED and Burner02 for the assist.
I am thankful for the gift of wonderful beverages:
AleSmith Speedway Stout
Prairie Artisan Ale Bomb (appropriate name for sure)
The Abyss 2016 Reserve
I can honestly state I did nothing to deserve this hit, but I am most appreciative.
Burner02 Offline
#33 Posted:
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Caution, you will not like the Prairie Bomb, horrible stuff. Save for me when we have the Bama herf with Monkey and Bengal Tiger Anthony. I will take one for the team to dispose of that crap.

And by the way, I'm innocent and don't know what you are talking about.
delta1 Offline
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he he
deadeyedick Offline
#35 Posted:
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madspackler wrote:
Looks like I got hit by the ricocheted package. Got home yesterday to find a re-directed package from my old coordinates that landed at the new addy by way of an assist in LA (lower Alabama). I believe thanks are due to DED and Burner02 for the assist.
I am thankful for the gift of wonderful beverages:
AleSmith Speedway Stout
Prairie Artisan Ale Bomb (appropriate name for sure)
The Abyss 2016 Reserve
I can honestly state I did nothing to deserve this hit, but I am most appreciative.


Hmmm, looks like Burner is bombing you and blaming it on me. Never heard of this beers before.

LOL, I'm glad to see that Dan is willing to take it back iffn' you don't want it.
madspackler Offline
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I think he might have to settle for the empties. Great stuff
deadeyedick Offline
#37 Posted:
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9505 5126 9126 7142 0919 15

If ya can't shoot straight, use a shotgun.Eh?
Burner02 Offline
#38 Posted:
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Eventually, you may get it right.
madspackler Offline
#39 Posted:
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Carpet bombing The Heart of Dixie. But does the carpet match the drapes?
Good luck finding the lucky culprit.
SmokeMonkey Offline
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Burner02 wrote:
Caution, you will not like the Prairie Bomb, horrible stuff. Save for me when we have the Bama herf with Monkey and Bengal Tiger Anthony. I will take one for the team to dispose of that crap.

And by the way, I'm innocent and don't know what you are talking about.



Yeah, I need to work on planning the Bama herf. It may be a couple of weeks before I get back to it.
deadeyedick Offline
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Yeah, I need to work on planning the Bama herf. It may be a couple of weeks before I get back to it.


Maybe I should send drinks? Think
Burner02 Offline
#42 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
Maybe I should send drinks? Think



May we submit a wish list?
SmokeMonkey Offline
#43 Posted:
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I seem to have been a casualty from the crossfire. Haven't opened the box yet, but Mrs Monkey assures me it's anything but small. It seems DED was serious about carpet bombing Alabama...
SmokeMonkey Offline
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Well, my boys got into the beers before I could. Only 1 of 4 left!
Burner02 Offline
#45 Posted:
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Well, my boys got into the beers before I could. Only 1 of 4 left!



You need to put a boot on someones butt.
madspackler Offline
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Burner02 wrote:
You need to put a boot on some ones butt.

No kidding
shaun341 Offline
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Poor DED still trying to figure out his RAOK sender.

Smokemonkey probably missed out on some great beers DED has good taste.
SmokeMonkey Offline
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That was the report I received. Those bassards!
deadeyedick Offline
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Burner02 wrote:
May we submit a wish list?


Yes, but it needs to include the name of the masked man.Brick wall
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQMqVBiEFw
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