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grmcooper Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 5:45 PM EST
Joined: 10-10-2006
Posts: 20,430
Don't tell everyone your leaving then keep crying about whatever you were leaving about.


Continue
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 6:03 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,546
Ram has a bat.... Mellow
Gene363 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 6:18 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,810
Don't pour gasoline on the campfire then complain about the heat.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 6:25 PM EST
Joined: 02-09-2014
Posts: 2,999
Don't go tee tee into da wind.
Don't eat yeller snow
Don't go to bed with an itchy booty and expect not to wake up with a funny smellin' digit.
Don't shame folk for wanting to help folk and/ or be themselves.
JadeRose Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 6:49 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Mothers, Daughters, etc. are HARD off limits. Other than that...go git yer f*ckin shine box.



Yo Momma is not the same as "Your Mother". If you don't know the difference, you won't last long


Do not give USAHOG your phone number if you don't want 3 am drunk phone calls
grmcooper Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 6:52 PM EST
Joined: 10-10-2006
Posts: 20,430
West coast people could care less about your mom jokes. East coast guys will die for momma
gummy jones Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 7:10 PM EST
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Whoever smelt it dealt it
wvwa34 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 7:28 PM EST
Joined: 10-07-2004
Posts: 9,182
Always use the toothpaste and brush your teeth before using your hemmoroid cream!
bs_kwaj Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 7:29 PM EST
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214

If you -could- care less, then right now you only care less up to a point... then later, you could care less more.

Beer
qmech Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 7:30 PM EST
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
^And make sure you know the difference.
Q
qmech Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 7:30 PM EST
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
^And make sure you know the difference.
Q
qmech Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 7:31 PM EST
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Double tap foul.... Go back to where you came from Q!!!!
Q
bgz Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 7:51 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
If you're unwilling to lick it, you probably shouldn't stick it.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 8:36 PM EST
Joined: 02-09-2014
Posts: 2,999
Don't sweat the petty, and don't pet the sweaty
elRopo Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 9:38 PM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Don't schitt too close to the house.
jespear Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 9:58 PM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with frankj1, 'cause he's like a genius !
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 10:06 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
unless ya want a verbal thrashing
jjanecka Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 10:07 PM EST
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Don't mess with Charlton Heston, he freed the isrealites and parted the sea. Trust me on this Frank was there to witness.
Burner02 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 10:36 PM EST
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,884
Frank gets around.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, May 3 2017, 10:40 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
Burner02 wrote:
Frank gets around.

cross-thread outrage!
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 7:25 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,546
hate it when that happens... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 9:00 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,278
JadeRose wrote:

Do not give USAHOG your phone number if you don't want 3 am drunk phone calls



So true.
MACS Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 9:18 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,769
Don't sh*t where ya eat.

That's a metaphor for not boning broads at work... if things go south, it gets awkward.

wheel,,,
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 9:23 AM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
The golden rule: Send me a 10'er of cigars and I will do my best to not annoy you.
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 9:33 AM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
MACS wrote:
Don't sh*t where ya eat.

That's a metaphor for not boning broads at work... if things go south, it gets awkward.

wheel,,,



not if you shower regularly
NVYChief Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 10:25 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2016
Posts: 35
JadeRose wrote:
Mothers, Daughters, etc. are HARD off limits. Other than that...go git yer f*ckin shine box.



Yo Momma is not the same as "Your Mother". If you don't know the difference, you won't last long


Do not give USAHOG your phone number if you don't want 3 am drunk phone calls

Don't sleep with your cousin!!
NVYChief Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 10:27 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2016
Posts: 35
Dang delays.....Golden rule: don't double post!
cameroon Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 10:42 AM EST
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit
MACS Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 10:51 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,769
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
The golden rule: Send me a 10'er of cigars and I will do my best to not annoy you.



That's easy... all we have to do is click "hide user posts".
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 11:04 AM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
ohh he'd love to play hide the post wit ya
bgz Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 11:19 AM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
MACS wrote:
Don't sh*t where ya eat.

That's a metaphor for not boning broads at work... if things go south, it gets awkward.

wheel,,,


Actually harder than it sounds... I've managed to be good up to now... but hot chicks makes it hard.
delta1 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 11:36 AM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,780
...hot chicks...makes it hard...
delta1 Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 11:37 AM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,780
If you're really leaving, make sure you got your car keys...
madspackler Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 12:02 PM EST
Joined: 03-07-2000
Posts: 3,608
Don't dip your quill in the company inkwell

A 2 at 10 becomes a 10 at 2

No girl is ugly if her father can bankroll your every whim

"Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, so get wasted and have the time of your life" - Chip Knutsen
frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 12:35 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
delta1 wrote:
...hot chicks...makes it hard...

hot chicks...make it hard...

totally different meaning
dstieger Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 12:36 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
That Baz guy was right: Sunscreen is the sh|t!
delta1 Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 2:32 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,780
frankj1 wrote:
hot chicks...make it hard...

totally different meaning

yah...that's what I intended................................. ya grammar pig...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 2:37 PM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
MACS wrote:
That's easy... all we have to do is click "hide user posts".


That is too easy.
MACS Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 2:54 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,769
Hank_The_Tank wrote:


What?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 3:02 PM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
MACS wrote:
What?


Funny guy.
dkeage Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 3:06 PM EST
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,151
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
The golden rule: Send me a 10'er of cigars and I will do my best to not annoy you.




Hank_The_Tank wrote:
You can send me all of your cigars...I will keep good care of them.



It's not just your inane posts that might annoy many here....Not talking
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 3:11 PM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
dkeage wrote:
It's not just your inane posts that might annoy many here....Not talking


Ha...I was just waiting for someone to call me out on it. I'm done. haha Just having a little fun.
dstieger Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 3:17 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
MACS wrote:
That's easy... all we have to do is click "hide user posts".



I'd forgotten that option. Thank you. It has made 'The Return' soooo much less aggrevating
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 3:23 PM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
dstieger wrote:
I'd forgotten that option. Thank you. It has made 'The Return' soooo much less aggrevating


Aww...that's mean...horse
dstieger Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 3:33 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Hank_The_Tank wrote:


See what I mean....it is so peaceful
dkeage Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 3:35 PM EST
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,151
Hank_The_Tank wrote:


=d>
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 3:49 PM EST
Joined: 02-09-2014
Posts: 2,999
Y'all ain't right:p
frankj1 Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, May 4 2017, 7:21 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Y'all ain't right:p

yet another rule here
DrMaddVibe Offline
#49 Posted: Sun, May 7 2017, 6:43 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,407
Rules?


We don' need no stinkin' rules.whip
bs_kwaj Offline
#50 Posted: Sun, May 7 2017, 7:07 AM EST
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214
"It's not my fault." --HC

Edit: Oh, wait.. that's not a 'rule'. Or is it? Think
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