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MACS Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 3:29 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
Not sure if an abdicated 500 is authorized. Need RAM approval.

Rambo?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 3:35 PM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
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Funny stuff. Love it!

dstieger wrote:
Hank...IDK even what to say anymore....a lot of us have tried....some even nicely....read more....post less.....consider each post before you click the "Post" button....ask yourself, "Does this bring value to the board?"....I don't care if it's informative...or humorous...or genuinely inquisitive...but please stop feeling the need to post a reply to every single thing that hits this board....you must see that many hear are pretty tired of it...you clearly want to be accepted...but, you are just as clearly pissing off a lot of (respected?) members here....it's like the snot nosed kid pulling at your pants leg all day and night.....it was cute for about two minutes....read more...post less


I HAVE been doing what you said. I don't post just for the sake of posting anymore. I try to watch what I post to make sure it isn't completely worthless.

I don't have any recent posts that are any more worthless than anyone else's posts. If you want to hate people for worthless posts, you should be hating 99% of the people on this site.

If you see a lot of posts in a row from me, it is only me joking/commenting along with everyone else, it just happens that I post in different threads faster than other or there isn't many people on. I have been doing my best to not go overboard and post ridiculous crap. My daily amount of posts is probably about a quarter of what it used to be.

The problem, once people see you as someone that posts worthless junk, they will always see your posts that way. There are plenty of way more worthless/crap posts on here and nobody has problems with them. It isn't like I intended to be annoying or to post things others found to be worthless, I was just trying to have fun. Unfortunately my having fun annoyed people. I can't really do anything but learn from my mistakes. That is exactly what I am trying to do.

If you don't like what I post, ignore me. I am here for the same reason as everyone else: talk cigars, trade cigars, shoot the bull, make friends (failing miserably) and enjoy the things that others post.

I don't know what else to tell people that think I am annoying, or a moron, or that I should kill myself (that was a little overboard).
tamapatom Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 3:46 PM EST
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
There is not enough Preparation H to take care of this.
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 4:25 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
Work is exhausting enough. Logging on here to Hank the Tank posting like a hyperactive child on a triple espresso makes me just want to close the laptop.

There's been other super-chatter, over the top, lonely guy people, who posted incessantly in the past.

Hank has done an amazing job of washing those people from my mind.
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 4:25 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,535
No drama allowed in da 500 threads....horse
8trackdisco Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 4:26 PM EST
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Posts: 60,074
DrafterX wrote:
No drama allowed in da 500 threads....horse


There's no drama- he'll post again.
MACS Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 4:37 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,747
MACS wrote:
I think even if he rubbed a whole case of preparation H on himself, he'd still be a pain in the ass.


This right here... pure gold... and I get nuthin'.
8trackdisco Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 4:46 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
This right here... pure gold... and I get nuthin'.


I hold you to both a Higher and Lower standard.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 4:59 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
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Think
Hank is making Macs' ass hurt..?? Huh
gummy jones Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 5:09 PM EST
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You guys getting bothered by hank is about as funny to me as hanky getting bothered by your bother

Actually neither are funny
tamapatom Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 5:10 PM EST
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Posts: 7,381
DrafterX wrote:
Think
Hank is making Macs' ass hurt..?? Huh

I heard MACS mumble "I have intrusion in me, I fear"
MACS Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 5:25 PM EST
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A pain in THE ass, not MY ass.

You ass.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 5:37 PM EST
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Posts: 5,688
So much ass talk. Where's TW?
Speyside Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 5:51 PM EST
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So Gummy, are you the founding member of the Hank fan club?
corey sellers Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 5:51 PM EST
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Posts: 10,358
Better yet where's fuzzy
SmokeMonkey Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 6:06 PM EST
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Posts: 5,688
Grilling chikens and groupers on the deck. Really lovely evening.
gummy jones Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 6:26 PM EST
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Its like charity work for me but I mostly only do it for the tax write off

It was either that or donate $5 for a wishing well or something somewhere but drafter told me wishes are stupid
danmdevries Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 7:08 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,314
Grilling a burger and onions.

Took call for a few hours tonight.

Wife outta town so it gets the puppy dogs a few extra hours to be outside and stuff.

Abrignac Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 7:17 PM EST
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,263
MACS wrote:
Not sure if an abdicated 500 is authorized. Need RAM approval.

Rambo?


Not sure either. But, if your ass is hurting now you should really feel the love when you start reeling in rock cod in a couple weekends.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 7:21 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
corey sellers wrote:
Better yet where's fuzzy

Kansas City, but TW's keeping fuzzy in the dark
8trackdisco Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 8:07 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,074
American Experience. Episode1 or 3 on The Great War.
gummy jones Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 8:08 PM EST
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This pens game is miserable
wvwa34 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 8:38 PM EST
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Posts: 9,182
gummy jones wrote:
This pens game is miserable

Painful to watch!!!
JadeRose Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 9:45 PM EST
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Posts: 19,525
DrafterX wrote:
Think
Hank is making Macs' ass hurt..?? Huh




Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's 8track's job!
JadeRose Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 9:46 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Kansas City, but TW's keeping fuzzy in the dark




I'm sure it's a really $hitty place.
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, May 8 2017, 10:07 PM EST
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you got dat right...
Ram27 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 2:39 AM EST
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Interesting very interesting Think


ram27bat


danmdevries Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 2:53 AM EST
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Posts: 17,314
Morning Ram n dudes.

Happy Tuesday
SteveS Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 4:51 AM EST
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Today is National Lost Sock Memorial Day ... time to consider whatever happened to those lost socks and ask just what the hell the wash machine ever did with them ... in true finger-pointing fashion, the washer will no doubt blame the dryer ...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 5:02 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 5:11 AM EST
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Posts: 60,074
Up.
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 7:03 AM EST
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Posts: 98,535
Cool Dudes..
Burner02 Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 7:20 AM EST
Joined: 12-21-2010
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Today's word is "Fluctuations"

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change? 

Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"   The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too."
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 7:26 AM EST
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Morning, DB's.
tonygraz Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 7:26 AM EST
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mornin' - It's National Sleepover Day, National Butterscotch Brownie Day, National Lost Sock Memorial Day, National Moscato Day and National Teacher Appreciation Day.
tonygraz Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 7:29 AM EST
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Is this a legit 500 - abdicated and all ?
MACS Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 7:51 AM EST
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Posts: 79,747
tonygraz wrote:
Is this a legit 500 - abdicated and all ?


I was wondering the same. Rammie never gave it the thumbs up.

However, the rules are clear. If you win it, you have a small window in which to begin the new one. The previous winner abdicated that duty and, the leader that I am... I took charge and got'r'done!

Can I get my parking validated?
JadeRose Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 8:35 AM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Hmmmm....MACS is involved and there appears to be shenanigans.




Shocking........Glare
MACS Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 8:56 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Hmmmm....MACS is involved and there appears to be shenanigans.

Shocking........Glare


Not sure if your backwoods education taught you reading comprehension; however, the posts are quite clear... unless you have Hank on ignore.
DrafterX Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 9:42 AM EST
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Posts: 98,535
Think

So, Preparation A-G didn't work..?? Huh
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 11:31 AM EST
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New furniture because the cat pissed all over our old stuff = $ 1,500.00

Fixing our car so it works well for vacation = $ 1,800.00

Awesome...

Credit Card company is going to love us....
DrafterX Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 12:09 PM EST
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Posts: 98,535
double-cheeseburger... fries... BigGrin
JadeRose Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 12:18 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Not sure if your backwoods education taught you reading comprehension; however, the posts are quite clear... unless you have Hank on ignore.




Nope......just Drafter
elRopo Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 12:39 PM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Trail mix and a coke
Watering the lawn and cleaning the pool.
New liferaft arrived today. Old one needed a repack and new supplies.
$700 vs $1500 I'd rather have the peace of mind.

B. break
O. out
A. another
T. thousand
dstieger Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 12:42 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
elRopo wrote:
Trail mix and a coke
Watering the lawn and cleaning the pool.
New liferaft arrived today. Old one needed a repack and new supplies.
$700 vs $1500 I'd rather have the peace of mind.

B. break
O. out
A. another
T. thousand




What's that old saw about coronary urine...lol....jsortak....your liferaft is, no doubt, bigger than my boat
dstieger Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 12:48 PM EST
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Posts: 10,889
gummy jones wrote:
This pens game is miserable



Guess that depended on where you were sitting. From this vantage point, I thought it was pretty entertaining. I kinda liked watching the solid stream of "fans" in gold streaming towards the exits with 6-7 minutes left to play....in a twisted sort of way....funny and chitty at the same time. I'm not much of a hockey fan, but I thought that was pretty sad for the Penguins
bgz Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 12:50 PM EST
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I've never hit the 500 on one of these things, you old pros always get it.
elRopo Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 12:53 PM EST
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Not that big. Supposed to hold six people but I'm not sure if they mean "all at the same time" or not.
At any rate it's better than an inner tube. Hope its never actually needed.
gummy jones Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 1:46 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Guess that depended on where you were sitting. From this vantage point, I thought it was pretty entertaining. I kinda liked watching the solid stream of "fans" in gold streaming towards the exits with 6-7 minutes left to play....in a twisted sort of way....funny and chitty at the same time. I'm not much of a hockey fan, but I thought that was pretty sad for the Penguins


i dont mind a hard fought loss
but 8 shots over two periods, at least half of them without any chance of actually scoring...
danmdevries Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, May 9 2017, 6:39 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,314
Making pork carnitas in the crock pot.

Kinda want meat that wasn't smoked...
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