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c-bid fairy tale...
frankj1 Offline
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once upon a time
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There was a man from Boston who...
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.... Kept overbidding on our good lots!!!
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The End
ZRX1200 Offline
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Result was
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
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Smelly
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rutabaga
RMAN4443 Offline
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I Like Pizza!!!!!!!
corey sellers Offline
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That tastes like
jespear Offline
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KUGLE.
Speyside Offline
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He had a cigar tree
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But not just any cigar tree
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This cigar tree had....
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puppy-dogs..!! Laugh
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The puppy-dogs weren't...
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fairies but they had tails.
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These puppie dogs were the best puppie dogs. They loved everyone. Everyone, that is, except teedubbya.
They didn't love teedubbya. They called teedubbya the "Peanut Butter Monster" because.......
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he liked to line their anus with chunky peanut butter before he did unspeakable acts to them. JadeRose was known to join the action but...
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Mellow
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Maybe this is a puppy dog fairy tail.
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One evening, Drafter ate...
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Ox tail soup.
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but he didnt exactly eat it, he preferred to
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gummy jones wrote:
but he didnt exactly eat it, he preferred to




Take it to the Fish n Herf in da Sipp
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Instead of eat it, he preferred to use it as lube for the reach arounds. On the first night of the herf, he....
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added his secret ingredient to the soup... the PB & Feltch from the puppy dogs anuses
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He bought cigars from cigar bid in the past but
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now he just sends boxes of cigars to Hank the Tank. The following day, bgz went to walmart and...
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Got Hank a
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Dog collar and preparation H
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Oddly enough Hank has taken to brushing his teeth with preparation H because
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his breath smells like chit
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And he doesn't like the taste of Nair.
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And he now has the whitest Starfish and minty fresh farts.
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And he uses toothpaste well, you know where.
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dstieger wrote:
And he now has the whitest Starfish and minty fresh farts.


out of anyone in his sewing circle
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He's been "stealthed" the most
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By a group of
ZRX1200 Offline
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Mimes
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At his preoperative female monthly transgender meeting. Or should that read male?
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He Fracked his last Basket, and spastically boned it in its casket.
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All while chewing on a
RMAN4443 Offline
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corey sellers wrote:
All while chewing on a

A crusty thong
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That his
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
he liked to line their anus with chunky peanut butter before he did unspeakable acts to them. JadeRose was known to join the action but...





Gaddam. You ARE an idiot.




There is no need for you to address me directly.
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Grandma was cremated in
frankj1 Offline
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jespear wrote:
KUGLE.

sidebar: you sneaky guy!

back to the thread...
frankj1 Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
Grandma was cremated in

On Grandma's bucket list
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was doing Hank, grandma obviously was senile.
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gummy jones wrote:
Grandma was cremated in


Grandpa's submarine still facing azz up with Uncle Junior's pickled d1ck in her mouth and Cousin Bessie's 12 inch pleasure tool protruding from her anus.........she was very specific in her last will and testament.
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