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bgz Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:40 PM EST
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With all that, hank still managed to spice up the thong a bit with some chunky peanut butter and
corey sellers Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:40 PM EST
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Really am at a lost for words right now on that one lmao^^^
But give me a few more drinks
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#53 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:41 PM EST
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Thank you bgz
gummy jones Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:41 PM EST
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His most cherished family heirloom: His great grandmother's
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#55 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:42 PM EST
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Some bacon wrapped jalapeño peppers filled with
gummy jones Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:43 PM EST
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Real bits of great grandmother
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#57 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:44 PM EST
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That tastes like
ZRX1200 Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:49 PM EST
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Jim Comey
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#59 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 7:50 PM EST
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Which smells like a bunch of
Speyside Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 8:04 PM EST
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Puppy dogs with peanut butter
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 8:08 PM EST
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While Corey was hanging out with ZRX...
frankj1 Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 8:09 PM EST
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ICE showed up and
Speyside Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 8:15 PM EST
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ZRX panicked because of the illegals tied up, ball gaged, and but plugged in his van which was a few feet away.
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#64 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 9:09 PM EST
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I've got nothing, but ROFLMFAO
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#65 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 9:15 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I've got nothing, but ROFLMFAO

somehow these ALWAYS include anal penetration.
Still glad you signed up here?
frankj1 Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 9:16 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
ZRX panicked because of the illegals tied up, ball gaged, and but plugged in his van which was a few feet away.

but through uncanny luck...
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#67 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 9:37 PM EST
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She reached down and grabbed Bessie's pleasure tool and yanked it like she was starting a chainsaw.
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#68 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 9:48 PM EST
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she rubbed the implement under her chin, as she would a fresh cut rose...
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#69 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 9:57 PM EST
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She experienced a strange sensation, probably due to the vibration.
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#70 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 10:01 PM EST
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Like an old man with Parkinsons rubbing the meat curtains
frankj1 Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 10:02 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Like an old man with Parkinsons rubbing the meat curtains

winner
Speyside Offline
#72 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 10:05 PM EST
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Right at that moment she saw Frankie Tripod slowly walking up the street sporting a gigantic
ZRX1200 Offline
#73 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 10:08 PM EST
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Wizard hat
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#74 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 10:08 PM EST
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fedora, which he used as a





too late
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#75 Posted: Thu, May 11 2017, 10:10 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Wizard hat

which he used as a
bgz Offline
#76 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 12:31 AM EST
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magical barrier to cover his
RMAN4443 Offline
#77 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 12:52 AM EST
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Tube of Prep H which he planned to use as a lubricant for
bgz Offline
#78 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 2:15 AM EST
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quantum mechanical anal probing of his
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#79 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 5:39 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
quantum mechanical anal probing of his


Finances, brought the federal government and April 15th in mind.
corey sellers Offline
#80 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 5:44 AM EST
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Pet pig named stankie who looked like
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#81 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 5:50 AM EST
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The girl you THOUGHT was hot at bar time...
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#82 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 5:52 AM EST
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A mutant cross between a feral hog, and flava flave.

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#83 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 6:27 AM EST
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But with less clock and more
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#84 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 6:36 AM EST
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Cack
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#85 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 6:39 AM EST
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They began to sing, Baby's Got Back.
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#86 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 6:41 AM EST
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Just as chit was starting to get real, from out of nowhere jumps Ram and his Bat. And starts beating the every loving
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#87 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 6:45 AM EST
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dingleberry out of the puppy with the peanut butter lined anus. After beating the puppy, Ram got up and went to...
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#88 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 7:45 AM EST
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Drafter's house to beg for
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#89 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 7:47 AM EST
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The exact location of
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#90 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 7:47 AM EST
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The exact location of
Speyside Offline
#91 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 7:58 AM EST
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Fuzzy.
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#92 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 9:07 AM EST
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Navels. But Ram is a man. He doesn't drink Fuzzy Navels. But we all know who does...
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#93 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 10:35 AM EST
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MAC! MAC also enjoys smoking...
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#94 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 11:05 AM EST
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Big azz
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#95 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 11:30 AM EST
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gurkhas rolled with super premium
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#96 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 11:31 AM EST
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Camel toe
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#97 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 11:32 AM EST
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That was lubed with the oil of a
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#98 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 11:34 AM EST
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liberal and the tears of a
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#99 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 11:37 AM EST
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Unicorn who got its horn stuck in
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#100 Posted: Fri, May 12 2017, 11:53 AM EST
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customs back in the day when
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