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bgz Offline
#201 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 3:26 PM EST
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Cut hank down from the tree as his castration was now official, when...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#202 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 3:33 PM EST
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(what the heck does that have to do with a monkey in a bar with a toaster)
gummy jones Offline
#203 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 3:50 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Cut hank down from the tree as his castration was now official, when...


it became clear that this particular monkey's thong
corey sellers Offline
#204 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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Came from long lost
RMAN4443 Offline
#205 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 6:37 PM EST
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Remnants of his Moms.....
frankj1 Offline
#206 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 6:46 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
(what the heck does that have to do with a monkey in a bar with a toaster)

I know, right? Makes no sense considering the story line!...HA!
frankj1 Offline
#207 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 6:47 PM EST
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bong
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#208 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 8:07 PM EST
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There Hank was bent over the sofa,tightie whiteys around his ankles,a lit 12 inch peppermint candle protruding from his azz and the biggest
bgz Offline
#209 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 8:11 PM EST
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toaster money could buy between his knees... plugged in and toasting bagels, and the monkey assured hank with a slight tip of his scotch glass that if he were to drop the toaster, then ...
bgz Offline
#210 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 8:16 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I know, right? Makes no sense considering the story line!...HA!


It does, we just didn't get there yet... monkeys are evil.
RMAN4443 Offline
#211 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 8:52 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
toaster money could buy between his knees... plugged in and toasting bagels, and the monkey assured hank with a slight tip of his scotch glass that if he were to drop the toaster, then ...

Then you would toast your banana and your little peanuts.,which everyone knows, all us monkeys love more than. ......
frankj1 Offline
#212 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 9:18 PM EST
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Outhouse Stout
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#213 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 9:34 PM EST
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Of course, the monkey was drinking monkey's shoulder scotch. Meanwhile TW was is the background unable to stop laughing, in fact he laughed harder when the gorilla pulled out the peppermint candle and said, Hank squeal like a pig. Hank squealed like a pig because
RMAN4443 Offline
#214 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 9:57 PM EST
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He was excited about the gorilla lighting it up and...
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#215 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 11:20 PM EST
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He sure has a purty mouth
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#216 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 11:36 PM EST
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Replacing it with a banana but plug
bgz Offline
#217 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 1:46 AM EST
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That caused hank to drop the toaster that accidentally lit a fuse that lead to...
RMAN4443 Offline
#218 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 3:19 AM EST
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the peppermint candle the gorilla still had clenched tightly in it's......................
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#219 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 3:19 AM EST
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the peppermint candle the gorilla still had clenched tightly in it's......................
corey sellers Offline
#220 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 7:46 AM EST
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Hands ready to put it
bgz Offline
#221 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 9:34 AM EST
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In hank's ass a little deeper because it really wasn't a candle, it was a stick of dynamite... poor hank.

the monkey warned him...
gummy jones Offline
#222 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 11:17 AM EST
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that the looser the anus, the bigger the peppermint, but that didnt stop hank from
Speyside Offline
#223 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 11:50 AM EST
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Puckering up
RMAN4443 Offline
#224 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 11:55 AM EST
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and letting rip with the freshest, mintyest?, most refreshing FuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrT ever.............
bgz Offline
#225 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 12:26 PM EST
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There by rocket sh1tting out the candle/dynamite into the monkey's
Speyside Offline
#226 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 12:32 PM EST
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hand of glory.
corey sellers Offline
#227 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 3:58 PM EST
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At which time the monkey tried to stick it back in cause the smell was
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#228 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 4:00 PM EST
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...sweet mandarin Oranges. The following day, a one eyed unicorn went...
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#229 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 4:12 PM EST
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In search of the mythical anus, for he didn't believe it existed. So he called the monkey and
bgz Offline
#230 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 4:26 PM EST
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He started stuffing mandarin oranges up spanky's ass, and the one eyed unicorn was actually the gorillas' monstrous ...
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#231 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 4:48 PM EST
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Deek that went so deep that it kept him away for....
bgz Offline
#232 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 4:59 PM EST
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For at least day, hank couldn't get enough gorilla ****, so that's where we are now, the day after that, and hank came back for a follow up when...
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#233 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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A van drove by real slow with music by Elton John playing really loud it caught his attention and he ....
gummy jones Offline
#234 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 5:41 PM EST
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Became THE tiny dancer. Finally,
RMAN4443 Offline
#235 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 6:11 PM EST
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As he sang loudly and way off key "I'm a dog rocket man" while he drove deep into monkey.....
bgz Offline
#236 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 6:14 PM EST
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island by boat looking for the one they call "Gorilla the Hung"
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#237 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 6:18 PM EST
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The Van stops and the doors open...
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#238 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 6:22 PM EST
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down by the river.
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#239 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 6:22 PM EST
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The shaman has brought ample peppermint to prepare hank for the onslaught, but
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#240 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 6:24 PM EST
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Revealing an extremely large Gorrilla who was hung like Aarons hernandez.......which is to say by the neck....follows #237
corey sellers Offline
#241 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 6:28 PM EST
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And out jumps a ....
bgz Offline
#242 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 6:28 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Revealing an extremely large Gorrilla who was hung like Aarons hernandez.......which is to say by the neck....follows #237


Needless to say, hank was disappointed as he was hoping for a less literal interpretation of the gorilla's name, anyway...
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#243 Posted: Tue, May 16 2017, 10:27 PM EST
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Can we all just get along???😁😁😁😯😯😯😁😁😁
Q
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#244 Posted: Wed, May 17 2017, 12:28 AM EST
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... Harped, Hank ...
bgz Offline
#245 Posted: Wed, May 17 2017, 2:12 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
And out jumps a ....


4 fisted alien carrying a giant ...
gummy jones Offline
#246 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 7:51 AM EST
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his fingers were short but his knuckles had incredible mass. hank showed no fear as he
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#247 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 8:42 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
his fingers were short but his knuckles had incredible mass. hank showed no fear as he


...slit his throat. No way was Hank going to be sodomized by an alien. No probing today, prick. After killing the alien, Hank...
bgz Offline
#248 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 9:39 AM EST
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Realized that he was still deep sh1t with the monkeys, and the poor alien was there to help hank out of the very bad situation that hank is in...

But hank had to kill the alien, good job noob.
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#249 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 9:46 AM EST
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There's a Frankie tripod, why can't I be Hankie tripod. Bit every time he tried the tripod stance he simply fell face first to the ground. He was desperate for a good nickname but the best he could come up with was Hankie Panky. Z took one look at Hank's tripod and suggested little Hankie Panky.
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#250 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 3:51 PM EST
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And Hillbilly Dubbed Him by The Herf Council:

"Lower as Hank The Tank
Rise as Sir little Hankie Panky."
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