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gummy jones Offline
#251 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 4:16 PM EST
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Not sure of his feelings, hank lit a gurkha, started a thread and asked
Speyside Offline
#252 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 4:47 PM EST
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For others to tell him what he was feeling.
tamapatom Offline
#253 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 5:10 PM EST
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After being given the cold shoulder by the FOGS, he decided that he wanted to become King of the Noobs. Busa got angry.
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#254 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 6:50 PM EST
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"Busa got angry."
At least it was water out the nose this time, and not bourbon!
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#255 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 6:53 PM EST
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Hail Hankie Panky, King of The Noobs!Applause Applause Applause Applause
jjanecka Offline
#256 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 7:46 PM EST
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and the crowd said, "AWAY WITH HIM!!!! CRUCIFY HIM!!!! WE WANT DRAFTER!!!! Now, Drafter was a FOG.
Speyside Offline
#257 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 7:46 PM EST
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This just gets funnier as it goes.
bgz Offline
#258 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 8:04 PM EST
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Then the court jester decided to chime in as he saw hank in the corner with his arm vibrating up and down...

Hanky Panky is too long, and look at him... can't we call him Spanky for short?
Whistlebritches Offline
#259 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 8:07 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Then the court jester decided to chime in as he saw hank in the corner with his arm vibrating up and down...

Hanky Panky is too long, and look at him... can't we call him Spanky for short?


No.......from this day forward his Delta Kai name shall be Grub Worm
Speyside Offline
#260 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 9:39 PM EST
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He does like to spank the monkey. But no, King Hankie Panky really wanted to be Hankie tripod so he strapped on a huge strap on, but things went terribly wrong.
bgz Offline
#261 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 9:43 PM EST
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Cause he toppled forward and broke his dk.
frankj1 Offline
#262 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 9:49 PM EST
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at the hospital...
qmech Offline
#263 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 10:03 PM EST
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Where the doctor arranged for a Chelsea Manacure, so Hank's poor tortured soul would cease it's desperate cry for help and embrace His I mean her inner woman. Little did we know that his her heart desired to follow in Bruce's I mean Caitlyn''s footsteps and become the recipient of the Ash award. Making the ultimate sacrifice that Caitlyn I mean Bruce has not ....the elimination of the little fella...
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#264 Posted: Thu, May 18 2017, 10:44 PM EST
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Encouraged by the later development of Caitlyn''s solution,our brave hero pulled forward and had the old wack and tuck . No longer to be embarrassed by small things, Hanketta walked proudly with a little limp. Though the phantom pain and the memory of past short comings lingered , the greater hope kept Hanketta limping forward in search of true love.
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#265 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 1:43 AM EST
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Love , true love, is what Hank found when he joined this forum and discovered FOGs who dream of being his one size too small
jock strap. Like the vacuum seal on salami..
jjanecka Offline
#266 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 6:45 AM EST
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Then Hanketta found a stack of medical articles and clinic journals that said statistically over 75% of post op trannies die from suicide and began to feel troubled.
gummy jones Offline
#267 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 7:36 AM EST
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he decided another thread was indicated, but this time
frankj1 Offline
#268 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 7:47 AM EST
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the forum monitors returned and
Speyside Offline
#269 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 7:50 AM EST
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were suprised neither Victor or TW had posted.
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#270 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 8:50 AM EST
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bahahahaha
Speyside Offline
#271 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 9:33 AM EST
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Hankette thought it was great that now she was Mrs. Hank. (Drafter secretly married her.) Drafter thought it was great he had a virgin, even if it was a technicality, and she had a facial beard.
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#272 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 4:20 PM EST
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That was shaved once a month by a midget called Marge...
corey sellers Offline
#273 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 4:24 PM EST
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That only had one arm and no fingers on it was a tragic wrestling accident but that's another story ...
gummy jones Offline
#274 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 4:33 PM EST
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which needs to be told. it all started
qmech Offline
#275 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 4:44 PM EST
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With the famed Tiny Avenger and her mentor Handyman,what a duo!!! I can see them now walking down the runway, entering the ring as Take A Walk On The Wild Side plays through the speakers. Hanketta aka Mrs Hank part deuce could only approve as Velvet Underground is her favorite band..
corey sellers Offline
#276 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 4:46 PM EST
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They were going to face the little stinger and the famous shortcake
qmech Offline
#277 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 5:07 PM EST
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Subplot. ..Where Hank (now known as Hanketta (aka Mrs Hank Drafter)), Tiny Avenger's and Handyman's manager, had a premonition that one day his little stinger would have to be removed, handicapping his ability to reproduce little shortcakes .He hoped there would be no retribution from his soon to be tiny avenger,but feared the phantom pain.
corey sellers Offline
#278 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 5:14 PM EST
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That came from shorty the pimp trying to steal his stars ....
qmech Offline
#279 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 5:21 PM EST
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The battle raged each side falling over the other. Handyman tripped and flew out of the ring as he has done before from many windows.Tiny Avenger aka Marge soon followed . As they flew around the stadium, the Little Stinger blew his load and out shot the most feared weapon of all.... The gew of death!!!
A glancing hit that...
corey sellers Offline
#280 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 5:28 PM EST
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Took one arm and all the fingers off of the hand of tiny avenger that's when. ....
qmech Offline
#281 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 5:46 PM EST
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Handyman rose to the occasion and grabbed the falling midget while avoiding the remnants of...the gew of death!!! Hank cheered resolved to do away with his little stinger once and for all!!!!! Little Stinger, the wrestler, was not amused and took Handyman's rescue as a personal threat but could not muster up the energy to fire another shot. His stinger had been sprung.. When Shortcake...
frankj1 Offline
#282 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 6:33 PM EST
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requested shorter posts to allow more twists and turns...
qmech Offline
#283 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 6:45 PM EST
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And jumped into action teasing Handyman using her blueball attack . Handyman was..
frankj1 Offline
#284 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 6:56 PM EST
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qmech wrote:
And jumped into action teasing Handyman using her blueball attack . Handyman was..

(I was screwing with ya, Q)
Speyside Offline
#285 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 8:08 PM EST
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Not fair, your like a genius, everyone else here is a mere mortal.
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#286 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 9:00 PM EST
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qmech wrote:
And jumped into action teasing Handyman using her blueball attack . Handyman was..

.......quite excited about having his blueballs attacked with a stick, until he realized it was a cheap trick to blackball him into...................
frankj1 Offline
#287 Posted: Fri, May 19 2017, 9:21 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Not fair, your like a genius, everyone else here is a mere mortal.

(I'll type slower)
corey sellers Offline
#288 Posted: Sat, May 20 2017, 7:54 AM EST
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Licking the gew of death off of ...
gummy jones Offline
#289 Posted: Sat, May 20 2017, 6:58 PM EST
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Comey, instantly
deadeyedick Offline
#290 Posted: Sat, May 20 2017, 7:43 PM EST
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Meanwhile, 'ol deadeyedick was still trying to find the dirty bastid who bombed him with beers and left a return addy of...
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#291 Posted: Sat, May 20 2017, 7:46 PM EST
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... Keeling over, graveyard dead..... Only to be resurrected by ...
Speyside Offline
#292 Posted: Sat, May 20 2017, 8:06 PM EST
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Osiris, after all he is
Whistlebritches Offline
#293 Posted: Sat, May 20 2017, 9:56 PM EST
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still experiencing erectile dysfunction and anal warts
frankj1 Offline
#294 Posted: Sat, May 20 2017, 10:13 PM EST
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unfortunately, the only known cure is...
Speyside Offline
#295 Posted: Sat, May 20 2017, 10:15 PM EST
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worse than the disease.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#296 Posted: Sun, May 21 2017, 12:06 AM EST
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... He will have to Stealth, himself ...
gummy jones Offline
#297 Posted: Sun, May 21 2017, 12:51 AM EST
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It's basically a Cleveland steamer but you
Whistlebritches Offline
#298 Posted: Mon, May 22 2017, 8:03 PM EST
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drop it on a glass table with Hank eagerly waiting below to
corey sellers Offline
#299 Posted: Mon, May 22 2017, 8:05 PM EST
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See if it helps his bald
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