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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#1 Posted:
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Just want to be clear, if it ever appears I am mooching on here, it is only for a laugh or to be silly. I don't ever expect anything when I post "where's mine" or "send me your box pass" or anything like that. If anyone had ever sent me anything because I did that (which I haven't), I would most definitely send something in return. I hate mooches. I don't really have too many people mooch from me though because I am willing to share everything. ha
Buckwheat Offline
#2 Posted:
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Hank, just own it and go with it. Be a mooch and don't let these vets give you an ounce of chit. fog
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Awesome mooch post......

Fishinguitarman and Wombat would both be proud of your misdirection.
dstieger Offline
#4 Posted:
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A more accomplished mooch might simply send some 'RAOK' yard gars to known generous brothers out of the blue....and 'expect nothing in return'
bgz Offline
#5 Posted:
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^I've seen this work.

Hank, I'll give this attempt a C-.

You have to work on your game, it's getting better, but you still got some work to do.
Abrignac Offline
#6 Posted:
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Yet another look at me thread.
illinichaser Offline
#7 Posted:
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Well, if Hank ain't a mooch, then I might as well be one


Where's mine?

I'm Low?

Can anyone recommend some super AF premiums to try?


Herfing
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#8 Posted:
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Bahaha... good stuff. I just didn't want people looking at me as a mooch. I have been a mooch in the past in regards to other things, and it ended poorly for me. Trying to be a better human being. It is a slow process for me, but that doesn't mean I will give up. ha

bgz Offline
#9 Posted:
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I just lost even more respect for you hank... you're a mooch, own it.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#10 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
I just lost even more respect for you hank... you're a mooch, own it.


Fine, then send me 100 good cigars for the heck of it. I'm low.
Herfing
jespear Offline
#11 Posted:
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Next thing you know, you'll be mooching cigar bands. OhMyGod
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#12 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
Next thing you know, you'll be mooching cigar bands. OhMyGod


Didn't really consider that mooching, considering they don't really have a value. I can send cash for shipping if needed. haha
hnixon12 Offline
#13 Posted:
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he is in a 3 way split with me, and Hank paid me, so far so good
bgz Offline
#14 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Fine, then send me 100 good cigars for the heck of it. I'm low.
Herfing


That's better, and no, not sending you sh17... rofl at your skillz
bgz Offline
#15 Posted:
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hnixon12 wrote:
he is in a 3 way split with me, and Hank paid me, so far so good


Oh, do tell, what you guys get?!?!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#16 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
That's better, and no, not sending you sh17... rofl at your skillz


Lame! Just shows how much of a noob you are...probably only have a couple dog rockets anyways...a real man has a couple thousand cigars, so no big deal to send to a mooch like me. Hand over your man card!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#17 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Oh, do tell, what you guys get?!?!


...cigars
Herfing
bgz Offline
#18 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Lame! Just shows how much of a noob you are...probably only have a couple dog rockets anyways...a real man has a couple thousand cigars, so no big deal to send to a mooch like me. Hand over your man card!


Nice try spanky, you can't out troll me, I'm too pro...

Based on your own definition, you are conceding that you are not a real man, which I applaud you.

So when are you getting your surgery sally boy?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#19 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Nice try spanky, you can't out troll me, I'm too pro...

Based on your own definition, you are conceding that you are not a real man, which I applaud you.

So when are you getting your surgery sally boy?


No trolling, just truth. I already gave up my man card for not having a few thousand cigars. I am working my way to getting it back...but I need those 100 cigars.

Big man on campus, BGZ, thinks he is hot shizz but only has 6 dog rockets in his humi. It's okay, we understand....not really.
bgz Offline
#20 Posted:
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Actually, I don't even have 6 dog rockets in my humi, you got me...

(Seriously, I don't even posses 6 dog rockets).
qmech Offline
#21 Posted:
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I beleve you Hank. One word of advice let it go before you flame a fire.
Q
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#22 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Actually, I don't even have 6 dog rockets in my humi, you got me...

(Seriously, I don't even posses 6 dog rockets).


Awww...poor guy has an empty humi now. Now who is mooching?
fog
bgz Offline
#23 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Awww...poor guy has an empty humi now. Now who is mooching?
fog


I see your reading comprehension skills are on par with your mooching skills.

Why don't you get some practice on the corner with a cardboard sign, maybe that might help your online game.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#24 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
I see your reading comprehension skills are on par with your mooching skills.

Why don't you get some practice on the corner with a cardboard sign, maybe that might help your online game.


I said you only had 6 dog rockets in your humi...meaning nothing else. You then said you don't have 6 dog rockets even. The equals no cigars.
bgz Offline
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I said you only had 6 dog rockets in your humi...meaning nothing else. You then said you don't have 6 dog rockets even. The equals no cigars.


Now I see why your reading comprehension skills suck, it's because your logic skills are even worse.
bgz Offline
#26 Posted:
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From this point on, you shall be known as "spanky the skill-less"
burnem2 Offline
#27 Posted:
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Let me spell it out for you Hank as the answer here seems to have plum evaded you. BGZ may have lots of cigars, None (well we know it's less than 6) of which are dog rockets. In other words, he doesn't make it a habit of buying and storing dog rockets. Try to keep up............
DrafterX Offline
#28 Posted:
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well, you know what they say about another man's dog rockets.... Mellow
bgz Offline
#29 Posted:
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Well, I had no intentions of spelling it out, but I reluctantly agree, spanky probably needed it.

Drafter:

... are another mans Monica probers?
illinichaser Offline
#30 Posted:
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How come no one has asked for y addy yet? I placed a perfectly fine mooch in this thread. I expect the reward that I'm entitled to.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#31 Posted:
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I understand what bgz is trying to say, I'm just calling his bluff. Like I said, he is either out of cigars or only has 6 dog rockets. That is all.

I will let bgz have the spotlight he wants. Some people just like to put others down because they have no other way to feel good about themselves. It is okay, I still love the douche.

AND...he said I was trolling...pot...meet kettle....

bgz = king troll
bgz Offline
#32 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I understand what bgz is trying to say, I'm just calling his bluff. Like I said, he is either out of cigars or only has 6 dog rockets. That is all.

I will let bgz have the spotlight he wants. Some people just like to put others down because they have no other way to feel good about themselves. It is okay, I still love the douche.

AND...he said I was trolling...pot...meet kettle....

bgz = king troll


gg ez

Hank_The_Tank Offline
#33 Posted:
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To be honest, I really don't have any skills. I am very average in almost everything (sports, smarts, finances, etc). I literally have zero talents. Everyone supposedly says I am a good father, however, I don't think this is a skill or talent but rather a choice. But how do they know, they don't live with me..haha

BTW, this has been fun, love the banter...even though I'm not good at it.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#34 Posted:
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I'm so dim I don't even know what "gg ez" means...haha
bgz Offline
#35 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
To be honest, I really don't have any skills. I am very average in almost everything (sports, smarts, finances, etc). I literally have zero talents. Everyone supposedly says I am a good father, however, I don't think this is a skill or talent but rather a choice. But how do they know, they don't live with me..haha

BTW, this has been fun, love the banter...even though I'm not good at it.


Lies, you're very good at pumping out walls of text... see, good at something!
ZRX1200 Offline
#36 Posted:
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"I'm a star....A bright, shinning star...."
jespear Offline
#37 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Didn't really consider that mooching, considering they don't really have a value. I can send cash for shipping if needed. haha


Neither did I, Hank . . . I was just playing along with the thread.
Cool
hnixon12 Offline
#38 Posted:
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i am just glad Hank is getting the box from the split! phew!!
RMAN4443 Offline
#39 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Nice try spanky, you can't out troll me, I'm too pro...

Based on your own definition, you are conceding that you are not a real man, which I applaud you.

So when are you getting your surgery sally boy?

At the MAHole herf, I believe that it would be "Prissilla" Boy Herfing
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#40 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
Neither did I, Hank . . . I was just playing along with the thread.
Cool


I know
reckless Offline
#41 Posted:
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Wow this thread is fail. Is "where's mine" still a thing? If so where the F is mine?!?!
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
At the MAHole herf, I believe that it would be "Prissilla" Boy Herfing

tail showed everyone the "memo"?
tonygraz Offline
#43 Posted:
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reckless wrote:
Wow this thread is fail. Is "where's mine" still a thing? If so where the F is mine?!?!


Yes he still shows up every once in a while.
illinichaser Offline
#44 Posted:
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reckless wrote:
Wow this thread is fail. Is "where's mine" still a thing? If so where the F is mine?!?!



Hey now I've already laid my mooching claim on this "I'm not a mooch thread". . . Go find your own place to mooch other peoples mooches.
gummy jones Offline
#45 Posted:
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illinichaser wrote:
Hey now I've already laid my mooching claim on this "I'm not a mooch thread". . . Go find your own place to mooch other peoples mooches.


i was going to let you guys battle to the death and then swoop in for an ultimate postmortem mooch
reckless Offline
#46 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
i was going to let you guys battle to the death and then swoop in for an ultimate postmortem mooch


Smart play ram27bat
danmdevries Offline
#47 Posted:
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Where's mine?
RMAN4443 Offline
#48 Posted:
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I want some...........if it's free it's for me!!!!!!
frankj1 Offline
#49 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
..........if it's free it's for me!!!!!!

the Cow Hampshire State Motto
RMAN4443 Offline
#50 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
the Cow Hampshire State Motto

You betchaHerfing
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