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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Decided to shave my head fully bald last night. I love the look but it was a serious pain in the butt. It took so long to get it fully smooth.

Any suggestions for easier shaving and care after I'm done? I did some reading online, but curious what you guys think.

Someone at work suggested a wax to help the hair grow slower, but none of the sites I checked said anything about that.

What say you?

Herfing <-- Looks more like me now. ha
gummy jones Offline
#2 Posted:
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i suggest a face tattoo
bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
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I would go with turtle wax.
bgz Offline
#4 Posted:
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I would go with turtle wax.
gummy jones Offline
#5 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
I would go with turtle wax.


good recommendation
i could see that being a pretty tattoo
https://hobbydb-production.s3.amazonaws.com/processed_uploads/subject_photo/subject_photo/image/9267/1448124637-3-8019/Turtle_20Wax_20logo.png
bgz Offline
#6 Posted:
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lol
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#7 Posted:
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Brick wall
Speyside Offline
#8 Posted:
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Don't let them bother you Hank, if you want to use zymol, use zymol.
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Alright here is all you have to do get a straight edge razor start at the bottom of your right ear then put firm pressure and take a downward stroke and come all the way around to the bottom of the left ear problem solved

Sarcasm


Beer

Anxious
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Posts: 60,476
Straight razor
corey sellers Offline
#11 Posted:
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Posts: 10,338
Wanted to make sure he got a perfect line
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#12 Posted:
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Geez
JadeRose Offline
#13 Posted:
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Posts: 19,525
I bet you look like a nutsack
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted:
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Posts: 19,359
CONGRATULATIONS:

You have just joined....

A very unique club for people with low self esteem
And bad tempers...

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Many ( NOT all ) QUE BALL COPS HAVE MAJOR
SELF ESTEEM TROUBLES, Hence all the inner city
RIOTS lately when they shoot unarmed
Minority kids ....
Just about the only excuse as to why they shot
The unarmed kid isn't "my hair was in my eyes"

Nothing against the QUE BALL "look",
but it looks like W.A.Y. TOO MUCH WORK FOR THE ACHIEVED
"YUL BRENNER...THE KING AND I" outcome.

Having been GANGSTALKED BY THE FBI-SSG FOR
4+ years skews my QUE BALL COP OUTLOOK...

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can't decern LIES FROM TRUTH...

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"HOOK LINE AND SINKER",
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"Frontline street theatre PERP's"
( PERP's are the perpetrator's of GANGSTALKING...the actual street Level FOOT soldiers who break the law and harrass, follow, intimidate, threaten and kill TARGETED INDIVIDUALS.

IN CLOSING,
JUST GROW YOUR HAIR BACK AND GET A BEARD TRIMMER WITH 5 attachments...you can BOOT CAMP CUT YOUR OWN HAIR FROM 1/4" to 1"
For free...WAY EASIER.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#15 Posted:
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I look good with the bald head thank you very much. Second time shaving today went much better.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted:
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Posts: 55,301
Everytime I see that I think one of 2 things...they're going through chemo or Robert DeNiro in "Taxi Driver".

It's not a good look. Especially for a younger man.
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
DMV,

I THINK THE EXACT SAME THING.


THE ONLY thing I can possibly deduce...
About chicks? Liking? QUE BALLS...
Is that they can gyrate their shaven puzzles on top of a QUE BALL head and get off real quick....

Its the O.N.L.Y. THING THAT MAKES ANY SENSE
OF THE WHOLE "LOOK" ...to me.
Stinkdyr Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 9,948
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I look good with the bald head thank you very much. Second time shaving today went much better.



Just rub this crap all over your damned head:

http://www.target.com/p/nair-facial-hair-remover-cream-2-0-oz/-/A-15428607?sid=1441S&ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&CPNG=PLA_Health+Beauty+Shopping_Local&adgroup=SC_Health+Beauty&LID=700000001170770pgs&network=g&device=c&location=9001987&gclid=CjwKEAjwu4_JBRDpgs2RwsCbt1MSJABOY8anKFJGftbiN0q6J2SawbIwS3i2Bi-moP-H7Ri42zzSDBoCu43w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


Beer
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#19 Posted:
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My wife likes it, so that is all that really matters. I did it because of some weird balding spots that drove me nuts. So far everyone that has seen it has loved it. So don't really care if you think it looks bad on younger guys. hahaha

Plus, maybe it is an Ohio thing. In our office alone, we have about 20 guys under 35 that shave their head bald.
Abrignac Offline
#20 Posted:
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Another one added to the ignore list
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
i suggest a face tattoo

I think a tattoo up on the bald dome would be better........You could get a light bulb tatted up there, a very dim bulb maybe? Or you could get a huge crack running from ear to ear, with stuff leaking out, inked up there. I hear Chicks dig tats.

Not talking
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#22 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I think a tattoo up on the bald dome would be better........You could get a light bulb tatted up there, a very dim bulb maybe? Or you could get a huge crack running from ear to ear, with stuff leaking out, inked up there. I hear Chicks dig tats.

Not talking


I already have a tattoo on my scalp...of your mom. Nuff said.
SteveS Offline
#23 Posted:
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Posts: 8,751
RMAN4443 wrote:
You could get a light bulb tatted up there, a very dim bulb maybe? Or you could get a huge crack running from ear to ear, with stuff leaking out ...


the dim bulb is a good suggestion, but the leaking crack is the best suggestion yet ...
elRopo Offline
#24 Posted:
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Posts: 905
Tattoo of a brain might help, you never can tell.
Whistlebritches Offline
#25 Posted:
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Hank if you're serious.............you cannot go wrong here.I use mine daily,best gift my wife ever gave me...........almost


http://ourhairremoval.com/why-skull-bald-eagle-smart-is-the-best-head-shaver/
Speyside Offline
#26 Posted:
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Hank, make your own decisions and own them. Stop letting people treat you poorly. The amount of abuse you take here is caused by your need for something. Whatever that is you won't find it here. Here can be lots of fun, but it isn't a self help group.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#27 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Hank, make your own decisions and own them. Stop letting people treat you poorly. The amount of abuse you take here is caused by your need for something. Whatever that is you won't find it here. Here can be lots of fun, but it isn't a self help group.


Just looking for advice on how to get a good shave and keep it looking good. I have got some good advice already, so it was worth it. I don't need validation from any of these azzhatz. I will let them rant and have their fun...if they get off on acting like that, more power to them. ha
gummy jones Offline
#28 Posted:
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do they make an electric razor that can get the shave close enough?
seems like that may be the least hassle
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#29 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
can they make an electric razor that can get the shave close enough?
seems like that may be the least hassle


I am actually going to try mine. I have a nice Norelco. We will see how it works tonight.
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