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DrafterX Offline
#51 Posted: Wed, May 31 2017, 2:04 PM EST
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Well, getting 849'd sound like a good deal... but what's the code for getting raped while being passed out..?? Huh
Mellow
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#52 Posted: Wed, May 31 2017, 2:58 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Well, getting 849'd sound like a good deal... but what's the code for getting raped while being passed out..?? Huh
Mellow


Beyder'd
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted: Wed, May 31 2017, 3:05 PM EST
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Poor Beyder's seester.... Sad
RMAN4443 Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 3:14 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Think
Who was the band..?? Mellow

Probably some local band his buddy played in..........I worked with this guy, and it was back in 1992..........I don't know the outcome of this case...........he did say he had to get a lawyer and go to court, but I got a hew job and never heard the outcome.........it just always stuck with me, that he tried to do the right thing and still got the shaft
DrafterX Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 6:54 AM EST
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just watched the dash cam video... he was f'd up... prolly on the goof balls... Mellow
MACS Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 7:41 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
just watched the dash cam video... he was f'd up... prolly on the goof balls... Mellow


He was most certainly impaired.
cameroon Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 10:19 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Plan your transportation or lodging before you drink? Especially if you know you'll be indulging.

It really isn't that difficult.


Do you suffer from cognitive impairment? We are not talking about a perfect world. We are talking about someone who finds themselves behind the wheel, drunk. Should they keep driving or pull over?

Perhaps this will help with your comprehension:

___ Yes they should keep driving

___ No they should pull over

There are the two choices. Please check one box. Do you think you will have difficulty with this simple analysis?
cameroon Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 10:21 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Well, getting 849'd sound like a good deal... but what's the code for getting raped while being passed out..?? Huh
Mellow


Sanduskied
DrafterX Offline
#59 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 10:38 AM EST
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Think

so you're thinking about the guy going down the highway having some beers and gets too drunk to drive..?? Huh
cameroon Offline
#60 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 10:50 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Think

so you're thinking about the guy going down the highway having some beers and gets too drunk to drive..?? Huh


Sure. Or -- much more common by a factor of 1000 -- the guy who climbs behind the wheel hammered, goes a little ways, then suddenly realizes "Oh sh1t I'm way bombed."

I know that if one lives in a basement it's difficult to imagine that happening, but trust me, in the real world it's not what you would call "rare."
DrafterX Offline
#61 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 10:52 AM EST
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about 25 years that mighta happened to me..... now I just don't do it... it's really that simple... Mellow
cameroon Offline
#62 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 10:54 AM EST
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cameroon wrote:
Sure. Or -- much more common by a factor of 1000 -- the guy who climbs behind the wheel hammered, goes a little ways, then suddenly realizes "Oh sh1t I'm way bombed."

I know that if one lives in a basement it's difficult to imagine that happening, but trust me, in the real world it's not what you would call "rare."


Not asking for sympathy in these circumstances, I'm asking: What policy best supports public safety?

Because if you say "We'll arrest you for DUI even though you pulled over and tried to sleep it off," then we are going to encourage the drunks to keep driving and try to make it home. That strikes me as a totally backwards policy.
cameroon Offline
#63 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 10:55 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
about 25 years that mighta happened to me..... now I just don't do it... it's really that simple... Mellow


Fine, but this isn't about moralizing or getting on our high horse. It's going to happen. A lot. Period.

The question is: What should the policy be in response? Charge them with DUI whether they pull over or not? What outcomes does that policy promote?
DrafterX Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 11:05 AM EST
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I say if they're behind the wheel passed out charge them... they knew when they got there they were taking a chance... if you've had more than three beers you should know there's a chance of getting busted... if you want to roll the dice go for it... I have many many times... but I got older and a little smarter... now I just don't do it and I don't have to worry about a thing... Mellow
cameroon Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 11:09 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I say if they're behind the wheel passed out charge them... they knew when they got there they were taking a chance... if you've had more than three beers you should know there's a chance of getting busted... if you want to roll the dice go for it... I have many many times... but I got older and a little smarter... now I just don't do it and I don't have to worry about a thing... Mellow


I guess we will just have to disagree. To me, you are encouraging them to "roll the dice" in your words, even more, by trying to keep going and get home. More deaths will result from that.

I do understand your position however.
DrafterX Offline
#66 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 12:00 PM EST
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I thought my position was not to put yourself in that position. .. but it's cool... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#67 Posted: Thu, Jun 1 2017, 12:17 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I say if they're behind the wheel passed out charge them... they knew when they got there they were taking a chance... if you've had more than three beers you should know there's a chance of getting busted... if you want to roll the dice go for it... I have many many times... but I got older and a little smarter... now I just don't do it and I don't have to worry about a thing... Mellow


+1
DrafterX Offline
#68 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 8:17 AM EST
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Tiger Woods was driving under the influence of five prescription drugs when Florida police found him asleep behind the wheel and arrested him in May, a newly released toxicology report shows.

Woods had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) in his system, according to the results made public Monday now that the criminal investigation into Woods’ case is no longer active.

The 14-time major championship winner pleaded guilty to reckless driving last Wednesday, after not appearing himself in court, and will enter a diversion program for first-time DUI offenders with the opportunity to clear his record upon completion.

Woods, 41, told officers he had an “unexpected reaction” to Vicodin and Xanax — the prescribed medication he was taking to help ease the pain from his fourth back surgery in April — at the time of his arrest in the early morning of May 29.

A month after checking into a clinic to get “professional help” for his overreliance on painkillers, the father of two revealed he had completed treatment.

Film at 11... Mellow



another celebrity beats the system... Not talking
Mr. Jones Offline
#69 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 9:57 AM EST
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WHAT A *****EN LOAD OF CRAP!!!

Vicodin
Dilaudid
Xanax
Ambien
And THC...OR POT!!!

He was *****ED out of his mind and driving a car!!!

P.E.R.I.O.D. !!!!
End of *****ing story...

He knew exactly what he had done and exactly what he was doing....

*****ING overprivelidged DUECE BUYING OFF THE DIRTY COPS AND THE DIRTY SYSTEM RIGGED TO
FAVOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS...

IT IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THAT WAY
AND IS TOTAL 100% BULLSHIIT!!!
DrafterX Offline
#70 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:15 AM EST
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true. true... Mellow
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#71 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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WGAF?
DrafterX Offline
#72 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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I saw his ex-wife's boobs once tho... Mellow
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#73 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:18 AM EST
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Mr Jones's?
DrafterX Offline
#74 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:19 AM EST
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no way man..... and you're assuming he's been married... Mellow
MACS Offline
#75 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:21 AM EST
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DUI is a misdemeanor. One doesn't go to jail for a single DUI.

You get fined, you go to classes, you do community service. Where did he 'beat the system' or buy anyone off?
DrafterX Offline
#76 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:25 AM EST
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Quiet you.!! Mad
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#77 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:29 AM EST
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When you're being gangstaked by the FBI-SSG, MI-5 through MI-17, excluding MI-12. the CIA, and the Girl Scouts of America, nothing is what it appears to be...
MACS Offline
#78 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:35 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
When you're being gangstaked by the FBI-SSG, MI-5 through MI-17, excluding MI-12. the CIA, and the Girl Scouts of America, nothing is what it appears to be...


Oh, right... the alternative reality stuff. What was I thinking? d'oh!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#79 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:39 AM EST
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The Girl Scouts of America are real, man. They make those awesome cookies.
Mr. Jones Offline
#80 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:42 AM EST
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U *****S !!!

BWUHAHAHAHAHA !!!

looks like T.G. ROLLED OUTTA
THE WRONG SIDE-0-da'-rack this morning...

He's in a bad mood...

Maybe sore deek drip?
Mr. Jones Offline
#81 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:50 AM EST
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#75 MACS...

HEY ...^^^ MATLOCK...when did you PASS THE BAR in FLORIDA???

Every state is different...

And BTW...I BOUGHT A 20 ga. Mossberg shotgun at a flea market LAST MONTH , NO I.D. CHECK, NO BACKGOUND CHECK FROM A LADY HOLDING A
3 month-old baby... Plus 8 other old guys had tables full of dozens of long guns selling them to anyone with green cash , NO questions asked..100% legal

PA's gun laws are different than CA's
FLA DUI LAWS are different than PA's or CA's...
&
He paid those COPS off BIG-TIME $$$
DrafterX Offline
#82 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:53 AM EST
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Matlock... LOL
Mr. Jones Offline
#83 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 10:56 AM EST
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^^ it's his NEW NICKNAME...
MACS Offline
#84 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 11:01 AM EST
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MACSlock would be more appropriate, I think.

But hey, Jonesie... if you're wicked smaht about FL law vs CA law... please, do tell me how I'm wrong?

Spoiler alert: I'm right.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#85 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 11:02 AM EST
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I think Matlock was for Jonesey.
Mr. Jones Offline
#86 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 11:11 AM EST
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MATLOCK..

I ALWAYS post from the hip...
Then check facts later...

JUST ASK MY SSG BUDDIES...

THEY SEARCHED THE WORLD OVER ON
"MY BULLSHIIT INFORMATION & POSTS ON HERE, MY MIS-INFORMATION AND DIS-INFORMATION"...
To the tune of $52+ MILLION taxpayer dollars spent
and all they got was egg on there faces...

But a few have disappeared, many demoated in stature and job positions and a few have permanent limps to show for it...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#87 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 11:21 AM EST
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Ok Austin Powers.
MACS Offline
#88 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 11:55 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Ok Austin Powers.


More like Inspector Clouseau. Or maybe Hong Kong Phooey? Gadget?

He would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for them meddling SSG agents.
RMAN4443 Offline
#89 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 12:19 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
More like Inspector Clouseau. Or maybe Hong Kong Phooey? Gadget?

He would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for them meddling SSG agents.

Captain Underpants???Think
MACS Offline
#90 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 12:55 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Captain Underpants???Think


Captain underpants and the SSG Agents... that should be the name of a punk band.
teedubbya Offline
#91 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 1:13 PM EST
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I like Col Flagg and the Queen Victorias
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#92 Posted: Tue, Aug 15 2017, 2:33 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
More like Inspector Clouseau. Or maybe Hong Kong Phooey? Gadget?

He would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for them meddling SSG agents.

They weren't secret agents.

Remember, Jonesey was a secret agent man.

I got it....





...Archer.


Although Col Flagg is good too. Probably better, really.
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