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Burner02 Online
#1 Posted: Mon, Jun 5 2017, 3:33 PM EST
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I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 68. I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.

So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.  And it's the same side of the street.

I don't even have to cross the road!

fog
dstieger Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jun 5 2017, 3:36 PM EST
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The old man that lives at 68 is NOT going to be happy
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#3 Posted: Mon, Jun 5 2017, 3:39 PM EST
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Those old folks are always cross-banging..........why do you think they all agree to move to FL at that age?

Gon' Fishing
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#4 Posted: Mon, Jun 5 2017, 5:24 PM EST
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68 is all I can do.
Once I hit 69 I've gotta turn around...
tamapatom Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jun 6 2017, 3:26 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
68 is all I can do.
Once I hit 69 I've gotta turn around...


That sux.
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jun 6 2017, 7:30 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
The old man that lives at 68 is NOT going to be happy


I was thinking the same thing,LMAO. X Shame on you
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#7 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 12:47 PM EST
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I heard a gay couple lives there...
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 12:52 PM EST
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Laugh
Burner02 Online
#9 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 8:29 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
The old man that lives at 68 is NOT going to be happy



Hah, you have me confused with a west coaster.
itsawaldo Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jun 7 2017, 9:37 PM EST
Joined: 09-10-2006
Posts: 4,221
Burner02 wrote:
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 68. I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.

So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.  And it's the same side of the street.

I don't even have to cross the road!

fog


I've been lucky but not that lucky. Well I have been but always another area/zip/state away.
Let's hope 68=45, brunette, yellow eyes with green edges, tailored....



Reminds of the old joke, how does a 68 year old women taste?





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