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Trump in the ROSE GARDEN wit' the Prez of ROMANIA
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,357
ram27bat

"Uhhhhh...
All of AMERICA LOVES ROMANIA...
I KNOW a lot of Americans investing in
ROMANIA....

UHHHHHH

COMEY....

LEAKER...

HE'S A LEAKER...

NO OBSTRUCTION..
NO COLLUSION...

COMEY IS A LEAKER...

COMEY LEAKED LEAKS...

I'LL TESTIFY IN CONGRESS ABOUT
THE LEAKY LEAKER...

TAPE?
What tapes...
I never said that..."

I can just see
"DODGE BALL GIGANTA" laughing
His AZZ off on a private jet plane
Home....

Wondering..."When the **** do I have to go BACK TO D.C. and talk to CONGRESS...A.G.A.I.N.???
Why-0-Why do they question
Meeeee?
I AM GIGANTA ...da' dodge ball dodger..
WAAAAA
WAAAAA
WAAAAA"

Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,357
Yo....

COMEY
Coooomster....

TAKE A PAGE FROM JEH JOHNSONS PLAYBOOK...
AND
JUST TELL THEM ...

"I'm too busy..."

Then send your flunky second in command..
to tell Them pesky congressmen to...

POUND SAND...

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

If that doesn't work???

Use my "NOW INFAMOUS"
Acronym....

KMLWPJA ( copyright "ACE HONESS" 2012)

K.iss
M.y
L.illy
W.hite
P.rotestant
J.ewish
A.ss

Hey, it worked for me against your
L.O.S.E.R.
S.S.G.
DIVISION...

OR CALL IN THAT MURDERING FELON
PYSCOPATH FIELD CHIEF:
GARY O'CONNOR
AKA
"PAPA F.E.M."
HE IS REALLY TRUSTWORTHY AND
D.U.M.B. TOO BOOT....
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
anything I can do?
MACS Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,584
frankj1 wrote:
anything I can do?


You could fetch me another beer? Silly me... I only bought one of these Aftershock Peanut Alert Red Ales. a double deuce... but it's gone.

And I liked it.

And I'd like another.
MACS Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,584
I'm just kidding. If I really wanted another one, my wife would go get it.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
MACS wrote:
I'm just kidding. If I really wanted another one, my wife would go get it.

you know I would, right?
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
not sure what Romania has to do with anything, but both of my father's parents were born there.
I am very proud of how they made it here, assuring my freedom a half century later.
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Romanian pres asks if subject XXXX was discussed. Trump answers no at same time Romanian prez answers yes. Classic.

We'll have to go to the tapes to figure that one out too. Lol
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,506
Think

They were discussing CROS..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
well, yes and no.
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,753
Here's how the meeting went:

Trump said (while thinking about how much money a Trump golf resort in Romania would make) : "America loves Romania, we have plenty of people who want to invest money there, we don't care about the corruption..."

Iohannis said (while thinking about Trump: he sure looks at his cell-phone a lot): "We would very much like to see more Americans in Romania...we are doing our best to correct corruption, but will need some help from and exchange with the US ... to do so, we'll need some help with visa waivers...."

What Trump heard: "blah...blah...blah..."
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,506
Was Nadia's song playing in the background..?? Huh
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