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opelmanta1900 Offline
#151 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 10:06 AM EST
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#%@! morning people...
DrafterX Offline
#152 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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OhMyGod
MACS Offline
#153 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 11:01 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
* yawn... shoulda hit the snooze button *


I never understood the whole 'snooze' concept. If you have time to hit the snooze button, you're waking up too early.

My alarm goes off at 5:00 am right now. I am usually up before it ever goes off, but sometimes it wakes me up. As soon as it goes off, I have to get up or I'll be pressed for time. Who the hell wants to wake up early just so they can hit snooze? I sleep until the last damn second.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#154 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 11:26 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
#%@! morning people...

Herfing
opelmanta1900 Offline
#155 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 12:00 PM EST
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I actually agree with you in theory macs... problem is, the me who wakes up at 6 am thinks you're an idiot... that guys got a mind of his own...

I had a job in my early 20's where I had to be up at 3am... i got rid of my electric snooze capable alarm clock and opted for one of those old timey wind up deals with the 2 bells on top and the hammer that goes crazy between them making a horrible racket until you wake up... i woke up one morning at 8 with my index finger jammed between one of the bells and the hammer... 8am me knew that was a stupid decision but 3am me thought it was brilliant...
DrafterX Offline
#156 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 12:32 PM EST
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Taco Bell... Unsure
MACS Offline
#157 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 12:37 PM EST
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I think the science backs me up on this one... something about sleep cycles, and such.
bgz Offline
#158 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 12:38 PM EST
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Macs... it don't work that way. See, the first wake, I hit the snooze and it prepares me for the next buzzer.

I don't actually remember hitting the snooze button, but I will actually wake up to my wife kicking the sh1t out of me because my alarm has been going off for 5 minutes.

We all have our methods man.

Anyway, today I didn't hit the snooze button... so I didn't get my ass kicked this morning... *yawn*
teedubbya Offline
#159 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 12:39 PM EST
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I build in time in the morning to self pleasure. The snooze is an insurance policy in case I feel sleepy afterwards
teedubbya Offline
#160 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 12:46 PM EST
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pork rinds and peanut butter
Bur Offline
#161 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 12:53 PM EST
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Big azz breakfast with my daughter before putting her on a plane "home". sniff sniff, when'd I become the one not off seeking adventure and my path in life?

Great young woman, understand why she and her husband left Kalifornia but hope it's not ten months until I see her again.
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#162 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 2:23 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I never understood the whole 'snooze' concept. If you have time to hit the snooze button, you're waking up too early.

My alarm goes off at 5:00 am right now. I am usually up before it ever goes off, but sometimes it wakes me up. As soon as it goes off, I have to get up or I'll be pressed for time. Who the hell wants to wake up early just so they can hit snooze? I sleep until the last damn second.


+1

Can't say I have ever hit the snooze button in my life. Dumb concept in my mind.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#163 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 2:27 PM EST
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Bur wrote:
Big azz breakfast with my daughter before putting her on a plane "home". sniff sniff, when'd I become the one not off seeking adventure and my path in life?

Great young woman, understand why she and her husband left Kalifornia but hope it's not ten months until I see her again.


That sucks not having family close. Exactly why my wife and I haven't moved away. Feel like it would be too selfish. I know I would be upset if my kids moved away and I rarely got to see them and didn't get to see my grandkids grow up. That would be the worst.
teedubbya Offline
#164 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 2:34 PM EST
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From what I gather Hank IS the cbid snooze button
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#165 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 2:37 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
From what I gather Hank IS the cbid snooze button


Thanks, pal!
teedubbya Offline
#166 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 3:29 PM EST
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any time lol
DrafterX Offline
#167 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 3:48 PM EST
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jalapeno cheddar crackers.. beef stick.. BigGrin
bgz Offline
#168 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 6:29 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
From what I gather Hank IS the cbid snooze button


* hits hank upside the head *

WTF, this thing just won't STFU!!!
bgz Offline
#169 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 6:30 PM EST
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Oh ya, a couple of brisket sandwiches from Dickey's.
MACS Offline
#170 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 7:06 PM EST
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I need beer.

I have beer... just not good beer.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#171 Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2017, 11:21 PM EST
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coming down with a cold I think... just woke up from a 3 hour nap...
danmdevries Offline
#172 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 1:01 AM EST
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Happy Friday
SmokeMonkey Offline
#173 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 5:51 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#174 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 6:39 AM EST
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Half work day ahead, then some hammock time.
DrafterX Offline
#175 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 7:43 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
Speyside Offline
#176 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 8:15 AM EST
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Good morning.
DrafterX Offline
#177 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 8:29 AM EST
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coffee & donut.. Mellow
MACS Offline
#178 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:12 AM EST
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My wife and I have every other Friday off. Today just happens to be our anniversary.

28 years. fog
gummy jones Offline
#179 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:13 AM EST
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that poor woman
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#180 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:17 AM EST
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Day 5 of no chew...not easy...

I am being a super douche...

Happy Friday!
Ram27 Offline
#181 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:17 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
My wife and I have every other Friday off. Today just happens to be our anniversary.

28 years. fog



Congratulation to you & your wife. Herfing
SmokeMonkey Offline
#182 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:22 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
My wife and I have every other Friday off. Today just happens to be our anniversary.

28 years. fog


Congrats, MACS! Mrs Monkey and I are also at 28, but only if you count the 7 years we were together prior to marrying.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#183 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:23 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Day 5 of no chew...not easy...

I am being a super douche...

Happy Friday!


Hank, you just open the door for jokes, don't you....
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#184 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:27 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Hank, you just open the door for jokes, don't you....


I do what I can.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#185 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:28 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
My wife and I have every other Friday off. Today just happens to be our anniversary.

28 years. fog


Even though you can't read this, congrats! That is awesome to see, especially in today's society!
DrafterX Offline
#186 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:32 AM EST
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Congrats MACS..!! Laugh
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#187 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:34 AM EST
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Don't be surprised if MACS isn't on here much today...a full day of anniversary sex will keep him pretty busy. He should sleep well tonight.
Speyside Offline
#188 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:35 AM EST
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MACS, CONGRATULATIONS! !!
Speyside Offline
#189 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:38 AM EST
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I see King Hankie Panky is clogging up multiple posts with wothless drivel again.
MACS Offline
#190 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 9:54 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
I see King Hankie Panky is clogging up multiple posts with wothless drivel again.


I don't see it... unless one of you clowns quotes him. BigGrin

Thanks for the congrats, guys. The wife and I are completely different creatures, but I guess that's why it just works.

*shrug*
DrafterX Offline
#191 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 10:02 AM EST
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Think
MACS Offline
#192 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 10:21 AM EST
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It's the 'creatures' that threw you off, huh Drafter?

I meant it metaphorically, buddy.
DrafterX Offline
#193 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 10:24 AM EST
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ya.. but I knew better... Laugh
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#194 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 10:31 AM EST
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Can someone quote my last two posts so MACS the jerk can see my congrats?
RMAN4443 Offline
#195 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 10:52 AM EST
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Congrats MACS..........28 years is a long time..........do something nice together and enjoy the milestone!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#196 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 11:34 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Even though you can't read this, 28 years is too long to be with just one person. Come on down and see me sometime.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#197 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 11:39 AM EST
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^^^ Applause
delta1 Offline
#198 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 12:18 PM EST
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Happy Anniversary MACS...28 years...time flies...
Beer Herfing
DrafterX Offline
#199 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 12:21 PM EST
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Chili's... BigGrin
DrafterX Offline
#200 Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2017, 1:26 PM EST
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Oh crap..!! I gots a dentist appointment in 20 minutes.. d'oh!
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