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DrafterX Offline
#351 Posted:
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prolly the Russians... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#352 Posted:
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I was just given a cupcake... I love cupcakes... Love
dstieger Offline
#353 Posted:
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Be careful....Victor's probably got ulterior motives
opelmanta1900 Offline
#354 Posted:
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The don't call him San Fran Cosby for nothing...
bgz Offline
#355 Posted:
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Macs... there's some hot Asian chick chillin outside my window. I got the best window in the whole office building, right by the benches in the shade where the hot chicks take their breaks.
MACS Offline
#356 Posted:
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Posts: 79,599
bgz wrote:
Macs... there's some hot Asian chick chillin outside my window. I got the best window in the whole office building, right by the benches in the shade where the hot chicks take their breaks.


Lucky...
victor809 Offline
#357 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Shut up and eat that cupcake opel!

(Quietly looks up drug effect delays for rohypnol....)
opelmanta1900 Offline
#358 Posted:
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8trackdisco Offline
#359 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,000
DrafterX wrote:
I was just given a cupcake... I love cupcakes... Love


I had a Ho-Ho.
MACS Offline
#360 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
I had a Ho-Ho.


Two of 'em, eh? At your age?

Impressive.
jjanecka Offline
#361 Posted:
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I pictured him keeling over in the middle of sex like that captain on Goldeneye.
8trackdisco Offline
#362 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Two of 'em, eh? At your age?

Impressive.


whip whip
teedubbya Offline
#363 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
50 plus pounds of meat on the smoker.
danmdevries Offline
#364 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
Campground pretty empty. Stormed earlier.

Lucked out and got a spot right next to another camper...

Wasn't even off my hitch and the old bitch (towing airstream with a Porsche cayenne) next door was already yelling about us being noisy and having stuff in her lawn. Apparently 7pm is too late to be moving in.

"What is this?"
Me: those are bicycles
*are these yours?"
Me: yup.
"Why are they on my site?"
Me: we're unpacking, and your site is to the side of my truck, so that's where they fell. Are they in your way? Because that's the ass end of your camper and they're well behind you.
"They don't even have two wheels. Why do you have this junk behind my camper?"
Me: I removed the front wheel to fit them in the bed of my truck. If you're trying to leave and they are in your way I will move them, but for one I'm trying to cook dinner for the family, kids gotta go to bed. And two I'm not sure you noticed but it's pouring rain and I'm not too interested in leaving the awning space right now.
"Ugh. I can't believe this. We're trying to have a peaceful vacation and were doing fine till you showed up."
Me: Call the park if its that much of an issue. But from my end, you can well I think you should feel free to go F yourself.

She went back in slamming door. I continued to grill dinner expecting conservation officer to come. Didn't see any, eventually went inside and ate. Went back out afterwards and DNR truck was in the road. Heard her hollering in front of her trailer about punk kids making noise and trashing the place. Cracked a beer, lit my cigar and started a fire. DNR never came to talk to me.

Can't wait for sunup tomorrow when kids gonna be riding around on his bike and puppy dog outside.
8trackdisco Offline
#365 Posted:
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Back at it.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#366 Posted:
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#367 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
Cool Dudes..
DrafterX Offline
#368 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Campground pretty empty. Stormed earlier.

Lucked out and got a spot right next to another camper...

Wasn't even off my hitch and the old bitch (towing airstream with a Porsche cayenne) next door was already yelling about us being noisy and having stuff in her lawn. Apparently 7pm is too late to be moving in.

"What is this?"
Me: those are bicycles
*are these yours?"
Me: yup.
"Why are they on my site?"
Me: we're unpacking, and your site is to the side of my truck, so that's where they fell. Are they in your way? Because that's the ass end of your camper and they're well behind you.
"They don't even have two wheels. Why do you have this junk behind my camper?"
Me: I removed the front wheel to fit them in the bed of my truck. If you're trying to leave and they are in your way I will move them, but for one I'm trying to cook dinner for the family, kids gotta go to bed. And two I'm not sure you noticed but it's pouring rain and I'm not too interested in leaving the awning space right now.
"Ugh. I can't believe this. We're trying to have a peaceful vacation and were doing fine till you showed up."
Me: Call the park if its that much of an issue. But from my end, you can well I think you should feel free to go F yourself.

She went back in slamming door. I continued to grill dinner expecting conservation officer to come. Didn't see any, eventually went inside and ate. Went back out afterwards and DNR truck was in the road. Heard her hollering in front of her trailer about punk kids making noise and trashing the place. Cracked a beer, lit my cigar and started a fire. DNR never came to talk to me.

Can't wait for sunup tomorrow when kids gonna be riding around on his bike and puppy dog outside.




bummer dude... hopefully the old whore will leave soon... Mellow
MACS Offline
#369 Posted:
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Posts: 79,599
Thirsty Thursday. Trying to avoid a cold... I can feel one trying to creep up on me.
Speyside Offline
#370 Posted:
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Morning everyone.
DrafterX Offline
#371 Posted:
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Sounds like you could use a cold one... Beer
MACS Offline
#372 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Sounds like you could use a cold one... Beer


I think a glass of whiskey would work better than a beer... although I prefer the beer. In the meantime, I flushed my sinuses with saline, and gargled with salt water.
DrafterX Offline
#373 Posted:
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TW does salt water enemas... Mellow
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#374 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Happy Friday-Eve, gentlemen and douches! (mostly douches)

Work then unpacking a ton of CC's that landed today. Can't wait to dig through them!
danmdevries Offline
#375 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,124
3 beers before a 4 mile hike may not have been the best idea.

Drank a couple more after, feel better. Heading to the pool. Puppy dog in the 65 degree camper.
bgz Offline
#376 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Maybe after a few more you can cackle along with the bitch next door and make a song out of it.

Make her life hell :)
Bur Offline
#377 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2012
Posts: 5,638
Half a pot of coffee waking up and doing a few chores around the house. Motorcycle ride to work, modern-day Sisyphus at job.

More coffee and a banana then new tire on bike and building business (not Sisyphus)
DrafterX Offline
#378 Posted:
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Bur wrote:
Motorcycle ride to work,


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/22/california-chain-reaction-crash-caught-on-video.html

Think Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#379 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/22/california-chain-reaction-crash-caught-on-video.html

Think Think

driver of the sedan should be charged with attempted murder... the motorcyclist was wise to drive off as opposed to staying and further escalating the situation...
gummy jones Offline
#380 Posted:
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500
danmdevries Offline
#381 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
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bgz wrote:
Maybe after a few more you can cackle along with the bitch next door and make a song out of it.

Make her life hell :)


Never left her trailer.

Saw her and a male outside early this morning sitting in rocking chairs. They did that for about 6 hours and went inside. Haven't seen or heard em since.

No loss
danmdevries Offline
#382 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
500


It's thousands can't you read?
bgz Offline
#383 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Never left her trailer.

Saw her and a male outside early this morning sitting in rocking chairs. They did that for about 6 hours and went inside. Haven't seen or heard em since.

No loss


Sounds like a win to me.
MACS Offline
#384 Posted:
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See the new banner? THOUSANDS of new lots coming!

I'm hoping that means they got the bugs worked out of the new system, and the CS ladies can get back to bidness as usual... except for moderating the forum. It's been kind of cool to swear and stuff without getting edited or banned. Angel
MACS Offline
#385 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Thirsty Thursday. Trying to avoid a cold... I can feel one trying to creep up on me.


Another sinus rinse, and a glass of single malt (thanks, Al).
gummy jones Offline
#386 Posted:
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Drowning in new lots and new 500s
8trackdisco Offline
#387 Posted:
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Posts: 60,000
((((((((( RAM????!!!!))))))))
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#388 Posted:
Joined: 02-09-2014
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MACS wrote:
See the new banner? THOUSANDS of new lots coming!

I'm hoping that means they got the bugs worked out of the new system, and the CS ladies can get back to bidness as usual... except for moderating the forum. It's been kind of cool to swear and stuff without getting edited or banned. Angel


We can swearAnxious ....... CRAP!!

I'm such a rebel....
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#389 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
Drowning in new lots and new 500s



Thousands!
DrafterX Offline
#390 Posted:
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Cool Dudes..
SmokeMonkey Offline
#391 Posted:
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Good morning, y'all
Burner02 Offline
#392 Posted:
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Guess Cindy is through B'ham by now.
MACS Offline
#393 Posted:
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I know, right? Where the hell are you, Rambo!?!? We rely on you to get the 500 day started.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#394 Posted:
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Rained all night her in Meridian. Finally slacked off.
DrafterX Offline
#395 Posted:
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bear claw.. coffee... BigGrin
Burner02 Offline
#396 Posted:
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Rained all night her in Meridian. Finally slacked off.


If Meridian caught the line that came through Ocean Springs I guessing you got a butt load of rain.

At the house here in LA we had eight inches of liquid sunshine from Tue through yesterday afternoon.

Another subject, with you being in Meridian you are close enough to participate in the Bama herf if and when it occurs.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#397 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
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Morning! Happy Friday...ahhh....

Nothing other than work today, zoo tomorrow with the fam then my grandmother's 80th birthday party and bro/sis (twins) grad party, both on Sunday.
danmdevries Offline
#398 Posted:
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Raining. Still/again.

Might be one of my wettest camping trips. Still beats working.

Bur Offline
#399 Posted:
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Page 8 drawing to a close
Bur Offline
#400 Posted:
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Coffee
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