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frankj1 Offline
#51 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 6:08 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Frank, I think the exact words were "an inch, give or take."

Boy am I regretting that joke...

I opted for take.
Next time say what you mean, I'm not like a mind reader, I'm like a genius.
Mr. Jones Offline
#52 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 6:14 PM EST
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Yea...HE's a Y.O.G.I. ...dammmit!
frankj1 Offline
#53 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 6:43 PM EST
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YEA!
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#54 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 7:40 PM EST
Joined: 02-09-2014
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1. World Peace
2. Barter System only (makes you wonder what the boys in Washington gonna do for their Cadillacs and shiny diamonds)Anxious
2. End all disease
victor809 Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 7:52 PM EST
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My first wish would be for hank to get the respect on this board that he believes he deserves....
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#56 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 9:14 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
My first wish would be for hank to get the respect on this board that he believes he deserves....



I bet that cost Hank a 5'fer
frankj1 Offline
#57 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 9:26 PM EST
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Victor wrote: My first wish would be for hank to get the respect on this board that he believes he deserves....

If you believe it, Jerry, it's not a lie.

George Costanza
bgz Offline
#58 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 11:10 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
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1. Be an unaging, indestructible immortal being (wouldn't want to be all decrepit and sh17)
2. Be able to warp through the universe at v = x*c for all real x >= 0 (have to be able to warp in case you get stuck in a black hole or something)
3. Be able to kill myself for when the universe starts to experience heat death or I just get bored.

I figure everyone else is throwing out the selfless ones, I'll throw out the incredibly cool one.
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