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If you could be black who would it be..??
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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 6:32 PM EST
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Think
jespear Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 7:11 PM EST
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Alan West
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 7:26 PM EST
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The Batman was black..?? Huh
Speyside Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 7:34 PM EST
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Thought this would be a Hank post.
RMAN4443 Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 8:00 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Think

Shaft......he was a bad mutha............hush your mouth
jjanecka Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 8:15 PM EST
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Lexington Steele
mikey1597 Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 8:33 PM EST
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Foghorn Leghorn
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 8:58 PM EST
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I thought Gregory Hines was a pretty cool dude.. not sure he'd be my pick but a thumbs up for sure... ThumpUp
Gene363 Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 9:15 PM EST
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I'd be my friend Fred, as nice a person as you'ed ever want to meet. A devout family man, a hard worker and he can play the sax better than Kenny G.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsO9DOSm-dw
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 9:32 PM EST
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And before I get slammed for being racist or somethin.. this was just a play off the other thread but it's also a chance to show so respect.. the list is long... Mellow
Krazeehorse Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 9:36 PM EST
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Sylvester
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 9:44 PM EST
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The kitty-cat..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 9:50 PM EST
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Willie Mays
JadeRose Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 10:10 PM EST
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I'd just be me with darker skin and a bigger................




















































































































































































Afro
Speyside Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 10:11 PM EST
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Nelson Mandela.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jun 25 2017, 11:46 PM EST
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I'm with jade... fame's over rated and most regular black guys are probably way cooler than most famous black guys...
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 9:22 AM EST
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No votes for CROS... Sad
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 9:28 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I'm with jade... fame's over rated and most regular black guys are probably way cooler than most famous black guys...


You telling me you wouldn't want to be MJ or Tiger and be able to get any waitress to drop her drawers on a whim?
dkeage Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 9:33 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
You telling me you wouldn't want to be MJ or Tiger and be able to get any waitress to drop her drawers on a whim?



You've seen his Avatar? I think he has that covered....
bgz Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 9:41 AM EST
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dkeage wrote:
You've seen his Avatar? I think he has that covered....


oh ya, duhhhhh d'oh!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 10:01 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
You telling me you wouldn't want to be MJ or Tiger and be able to get any waitress to drop her drawers on a whim?

MJ as in magic johnson as in the guy who was so unhappy with life he had sex with a man and contracted hiv? or MJ as in Michael Jordan and tiger? the drug addicted loser whose wife left him and who can no longer do the one thing he was literally brought up to do because his mind is so f*cked?

there is maybe one black guy I'd like to be... the guy who realized on his death bed that "money can't buy life"...
rfenst Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 10:34 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
MJ as in magic johnson as in the guy who was so unhappy with life he had sex with a man and contracted hiv?


Magic is gay?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 10:36 AM EST
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I'll take Lebron.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 10:38 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Magic is gay?

I wouldn't go that far... but he has admittedly contracted HIV from a sexual encounter... I'm no doctor, but I've had a long conversation with a infectious disease specialist who was able to make a very strong scientific case as to why it isn't possible for women to pass HIV to men...
bgz Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 10:42 AM EST
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Women do anal too.

But you're right on the rest of it... your hero is better, just roofie their asses... simpler that way.
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 11:26 AM EST
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... opel... if that person was trying to convince you women can't give men hiv... they're really irresponsible. It's significantly less likely but still possible. Especially if you have broken or raw skin... like if you're a basketball star who gets to screw so many women your d@ck is rubbed raw.

It Just takes once... it's low likelihood but if you have enough sex with enough people who also are risky enough....
MACS Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 11:36 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I wouldn't go that far... but he has admittedly contracted HIV from a sexual encounter... I'm no doctor, but I've had a long conversation with a infectious disease specialist who was able to make a very strong scientific case as to why it isn't possible for women to pass HIV to men...


Joel, as you can probably understand given our reputation for "any port in a storm", sailors are required to attend training about STD's (including all those disgusting pictures of infected genitalia). We were taught that the HIV virus does not survive outside the body, so while it would be easier for a man to transmit it to a woman through seminal fluid which remains inside the body, it is still possible for a woman to transfer it to a man, though much less likely.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 12:11 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Joel, as you can probably understand given our reputation for "any port in a storm", sailors are required to attend training about STD's (including all those disgusting pictures of infected genitalia). We were taught that the HIV virus does not survive outside the body, so while it would be easier for a man to transmit it to a woman through seminal fluid which remains inside the body, it is still possible for a woman to transfer it to a man, though much less likely.

I understand that from a scientific aspect - on paper - it is possible... however, as i stated- a VERY long conversation with a woman who is widely respected within the medical community, specifically within the studies of infectious diseases, made a very compelling argument as to why it is essentially possible only on paper and not in reality...
bgz Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 12:13 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I understand that from a scientific aspect - on paper - it is possible... however, as i stated- a VERY long conversation with a woman who is widely respected within the medical community, specifically within the studies of infectious diseases, made a very compelling argument as to why it is essentially possible only on paper and not in reality...


Even if she's giving up the old balloon knot?
Krazeehorse Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 12:31 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
The kitty-cat..?? Huh

Get to hang out with Granny and Tweetie.
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 12:48 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
And before I get slammed for being racist or somethin.. this was just a play off the other thread but it's also a chance to show so respect.. the list is long... Mellow

and it was a good play off another post.

I'm sticking with The Say Hey Kid
gummy jones Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 12:51 PM EST
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im pretty comfortable in my own skin
but if i had to be someone else
id say thomas sowell
being really smart would be cool
elRopo Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 12:53 PM EST
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Bill Clinton...
Or maybe not, he looks like Santa Claus with AIDS now.

Is Richard Pryor still alive?
cameroon Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 1:21 PM EST
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Idi Amin
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 1:27 PM EST
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Samuel L. Jackson.

Cause he can roll as himself, or Lawrence Fishburn, and sometimes confused as Morgan Freeman..... Mm mm.... Titty Sprinkles...!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Samuel L. Jackson.

Cause he can roll as himself, or Lawrence Fishburn, and sometimes confused as Morgan Freeman..... Mm mm.... Titty Sprinkles...!


He was my other choice!
tailgater Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 1:52 PM EST
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Al Jolson.
delta1 Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 5:27 PM EST
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I'm a dark-skinned asian...I've been treated like I'm black my whole life...so I'm happy to be me...
danmdevries Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 5:39 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
I'm a dark-skinned asian...I've been treated like I'm black my whole life...so I'm happy to be me...


I'm a Dutch heritage American been asked several times if I'm Mexican. This week.

I also speak Spanish. Well.. Mexican. And I eat primarily a Mexican influenced diet.

Can I just say I identify as Mexican?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 5:51 PM EST
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back when I had dreads a white supremicist called me a n*****r-lover... I still identify as white though...
frankj1 Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 6:21 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Al Jolson.


go with Sammy D if you wanna be a Black Jew.

I did laff out loud though.
8trackdisco Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 8:02 PM EST
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Either Obama or Denzel.
DrafterX Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 8:19 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
go with Sammy D if you wanna be a Black Jew.



The Candyman..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 8:32 PM EST
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I heard he can
Choooch Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 8:40 PM EST
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Beyonce
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, Jun 26 2017, 9:12 PM EST
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Choooch wrote:
Beyonce


I heard that!
NapalmMan67 Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:12 AM EST
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But I don't wanna be black. I never had a desire to be someone else, I like me as I be.
DrafterX Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 9:05 AM EST
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
But I don't wanna be black.



racist.. Not talking
bgz Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 9:19 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
racist.. Not talking


^

White privilege is never having to wish that you were someone else.
namadio Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 12:56 PM EST
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CHARLIE MURPHY

orrrrrrrr


Choooch wrote:
Beyonce


I'd rather be Jay-Z....
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