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MACS Offline
#451 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 10:36 AM EST
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RE: 447

My boat has two deep-cycle marine batteries. I have a selector switch that allows me to run #1, #2, both, or turn them off completely. I usually have it set to both when the engine is running to charge them both. When we stop and I cut the engine, it is smart to switch to one to run the electronics, so you have the other if that battery dies. When stored, it should always be off... otherwise battery drains.

In any case, I have a membership to TowBoatUS. If I go dead in the water I can get on channel 16 and let the coast guard know and have a tow boat get us back. $130 a year seems like a smart investment since my insurance will only pay $300 and a tow can cost $1,000 easy if you’re far out.
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#452 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 10:37 AM EST
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Morning, ya'll. Hope everyone has a good week! 3.5 days of work for me then off to Canada for some great fishing!
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#453 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 11:32 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Couple people at work have left to do travel/contract work. One of my closest work friends just interviewed for a 13 week contract just 3 hours away. 35k for 13 weeks guaranteed pay even if they don't have the hours open to work. Plus living expense stipend of 250/week. They have one more opening. She said how bout I drag my camper up, we share it and live in a campground for stupid cheap (compared to short term housing) and pocket the extra grand a month.

Wife said no... Brick wall


Heck take her too and make it a party!
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#454 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 11:51 AM EST
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weeks one through about five would be great....come week six, if there's little talk about renewal, it'd get to be a bit nerve-wracking wondering about week 14
victor809 Offline
#455 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 12:16 PM EST
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Sounds like your wife wants to get a job if she wants to tell you what work you can and can not take.
delta1 Offline
#456 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 12:33 PM EST
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...wonder if dan's co-worker is hot...
DrafterX Offline
#457 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 1:19 PM EST
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Chickens and waffles... BigGrin
MACS Offline
#458 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 1:50 PM EST
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Turkey sammich, tater salad.
Ram27 Offline
#459 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 2:49 PM EST
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Afternoon folks, starting season 2 of " The Man in the High Castle", interesting series, loved by sum, hated by others. Think


Myself, very interesting concept. RollEyes



Closing in on another 500, well done all. Herfing



ram27bat
victor809 Offline
#460 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 2:53 PM EST
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I tried that show ram... it was a bit of a slow start. Didn't pursue it after that. Love most of Philip k ******'s books so that's unfortunate.
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#461 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 3:06 PM EST
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Not sure what that guys last name is but it would appear that it is also "unfortunate"....
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#462 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 3:19 PM EST
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Pork sausage patty on a toasted English muffin, Tillamook extra sharp cheddar, a few thick slices of black krim tomato... i want dessert...
DrafterX Offline
#463 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 3:25 PM EST
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I had a double dipper if buttered pecan on a waffle cone a little while ago.. Unsure
gummy jones Offline
#464 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 3:28 PM EST
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raspberry seltzer water
DrafterX Offline
#465 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 3:51 PM EST
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Looking for some black leather shoes... Can't find any with the hassle thing... Did they go out of style or somethin..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#466 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Looking for some black leather shoes... Can't find any with the hassle thing... Did they go out of style or somethin..?? Huh


Like dress shoes? Or work shoes? What kind of leather shoes are we talking about?
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#467 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 4:05 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Looking for some black leather shoes... Can't find any with the hassle thing... Did they go out of style or somethin..?? Huh


hassle shoes or tassle shoes?
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#468 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 4:12 PM EST
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I think he's talking about the kind that come in flamboyant colors and are generally sewn directly to a pair of matching assless chaps... i think his militia is having a little get together...
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#469 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 4:18 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I think he's talking about the kind that come in flamboyant colors and are generally sewn directly to a pair of matching assless chaps... i think his militia is having a little get together...


he must be more trendy than i gave him credit for
opelmanta1900 Offline
#470 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 4:26 PM EST
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Oh ya, the gay community has always been cutting edge when it comes to fashion...
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#471 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 4:28 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Looking for some black leather shoes... Can't find any with the hassle thing... Did they go out of style or somethin..?? Huh


Yeah the black ones are out of style. These are the in style now

https://img1.etsystatic.com/062/1/10925613/il_fullxfull.793410979_juxa.jpg
DrafterX Offline
#472 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 4:30 PM EST
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Shiny dress shoes... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#473 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 4:41 PM EST
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Who the hell wears loafers with tassles any more?
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#474 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 5:06 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Who the hell wears loafers with tassles any more?



Queers
DrafterX Offline
#475 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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The Rain Man made them look cool... Mellow
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#476 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 5:59 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Couple people at work have left to do travel/contract work. One of my closest work friends just interviewed for a 13 week contract just 3 hours away. 35k for 13 weeks guaranteed pay even if they don't have the hours open to work. Plus living expense stipend of 250/week. They have one more opening. She said how bout I drag my camper up, we share it and live in a campground for stupid cheap (compared to short term housing) and pocket the extra grand a month.

Wife said no... Brick wall


You asked her vs. told her?

Brick wall
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#477 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 6:01 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Who the hell wears loafers with tassles any more?


Don't tell me you wear those square toed duck shoes?
bgz Offline
#478 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 6:03 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You asked her vs. told her?

Brick wall



Tell her you'll put a constant live stream in the camper :D

She must be hot.
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#479 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 6:04 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
The Rain Man made them look cool... Mellow



He was half tard though.
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#480 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 6:05 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Who the hell wears loafers with tassles any more?


In Oklahoma, leather tassels are reserved for higher end strippers.
victor809 Offline
#481 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 6:10 PM EST
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If they have tassles on they're "burlesque"... strippers let you see nipple.
DrafterX Offline
#482 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 6:20 PM EST
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True.. true... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#483 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 6:22 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Tell her you'll put a constant live stream in the camper :D

She must be hot.


Dan gets a lot out of that relationship.

Like, ...... fill in the blanks for us, Dan.

You do know slavery has been abolished, right?
victor809 Offline
#484 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 6:54 PM EST
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Maybe Dan has found happiness in slavery.
8trackdisco Offline
#485 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 7:08 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Maybe Dan has found happiness in slavery.


Slavery is different from Bondage.
victor809 Offline
#486 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 7:12 PM EST
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Dan screams he think he knows what he wants....
bgz Offline
#487 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 7:33 PM EST
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HTF did you guys get slavery out of my live stream recommendation.

ROFL, you guys are twisted.
8trackdisco Offline
#488 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 7:38 PM EST
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Dan gets off on sexual repression. Must be a bitch performing surgery in a rubber body suit.
victor809 Offline
#489 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 7:51 PM EST
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Dan screams he spends his life learning conformity
Dan screams he claims he has his own identity
8trackdisco Offline
#490 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 7:52 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:

Dan screams he claims he has his own identity


I don't think he checked with her on that.
MACS Offline
#491 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 7:55 PM EST
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Whoa... is this pig pile on Dan day?

I got nothing to add, I was just askin'... Anxious
victor809 Offline
#492 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 7:57 PM EST
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Dan screams he's going to cause the system to fall
Dan screams but he's glad to be chained to that wall



Poor dan
8trackdisco Offline
#493 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 8:14 PM EST
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^
Can I order one in a haiku?
MACS Offline
#494 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 8:28 PM EST
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Dan's wife lets him live,
Just not with another girl,
Poor Dan can't bang strange.

Good?
8trackdisco Offline
#495 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 8:38 PM EST
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I am moved.
8trackdisco Offline
#496 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 8:39 PM EST
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Going to bed now
Dan, Mister Emergency
Needs to slam a gash
bgz Offline
#497 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 8:40 PM EST
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I wonder if my wife would let me move into a trailer with Dan's hot co-worker for a few months.

Think
8trackdisco Offline
#498 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 8:40 PM EST
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Here comes BGZ.
8trackdisco Offline
#499 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 8:41 PM EST
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I spent 7 relays in a trailer.

Overrated.
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#500 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2017, 8:42 PM EST
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