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SmokeMonkey Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 4:56 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Sorry for the confusion SmokeMonkey. I was referring to bgz's OP, about the r word. MC is mentally challenged, and DW is dimwit...


Thanks for sorting out my drug addled brain!
tamapatom Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:19 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
pain... prolly walked 3 miles today.. knee is on fire... Sad

Better put it out. Next time use your feet.
tamapatom Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:20 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Thanks for sorting out my drug addled brain!

Does this mean there will be a FDA ban on eating monkey brains?
SmokeMonkey Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:58 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Does this mean there will be a FDA ban on eating monkey brains?


It's very possible. Mine would at least have opioid properties at this point.
MACS Offline
#55 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 7:37 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
It's very possible. Mine would at least have opioid properties at this point.


I've got a cocktail of cough medicine, prednisone, and albuterol. Cough medicine has codeine in it. My heart rate is about 15-20 beats a minute higher than normal, but I can breathe.
bgz Offline
#56 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 7:48 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Sorry for the confusion SmokeMonkey. I was referring to bgz's OP, about the r word. MC is mentally challenged, and DW is dimwit...


lol, for r word?

No, a couple knucklheads were talking about "r wording" me in my office at the end of the last 500, not calling me the "r word" at my office.

I would be perfectly ok with the latter, but the former... not so much.
8trackdisco Offline
#57 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 7:56 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I've got a cocktail of cough medicine, prednisone, and albuterol. Cough medicine has codeine in it. My heart rate is about 15-20 beats a minute higher than normal, but I can breathe.


What's my Brother ailment?
bgz Offline
#58 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 7:58 PM EST
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Oh, went back and looked, it was just opel saying the chef next door wants to r word me, my bad... #false-news.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#59 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:02 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Oh, went back and looked, it was just opel saying the chef next door wants to r word me, my bad... #false-news.


It's all good bud.
MACS Offline
#60 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:10 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
What's my Brother ailment?


Well... according to the emergency room physician the diagnosis was: Acute bronchitis/acute sinusitis.

Ya brutha ain't dyin'... but he sho do feel like it right about now.
RMAN4443 Offline
#61 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:28 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
It's very possible. Mine would at least have opioid properties at this point.

Does that mean eating Monkey's brain will cause Opioid Induced Constipation? Think
SmokeMonkey Offline
#62 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:46 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Does that mean eating Monkey's brain will cause Opioid Induced Constipation? Think


It does, but it will also cure impotence.
itsawaldo Offline
#63 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 9:29 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Congrats on win. ThumpUp RollEyes ThumpUp



ram27bat



This puts the issue to rest, like the non-rabbit this has all the appearances of being a non-500.

Hankies has none.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 9:54 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Oh, went back and looked, it was just opel saying the chef next door wants to r word me, my bad... #false-news.

I didn't say he wanted to... i said he was going to... you shouldn't assume people's motivations like that... it's not polite...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#65 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 10:00 PM EST
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I like it that the question is no longer "Will I be eating bacon, tomato, and cheese for my next meal" but rather "what kind of tomato will I be eating" and "Will the cheese be sharp or extra sharp".... variety truly is the spice of life...
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#66 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 10:16 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I like it that the question is no longer "Will I be eating bacon, tomato, and cheese for my next meal" but rather "what kind of tomato will I be eating" and "Will the cheese be sharp or extra sharp".... variety truly is the spice of life...

prayers sent
8trackdisco Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 2:12 AM EST
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Early morning check in.
bgz Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 2:17 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I didn't say he wanted to... i said he was going to... you shouldn't assume people's motivations like that... it's not polite...


Well, if it were his intentions, that would imply that he wanted to wouldn't it?

I guess the motivations of your neighbor weren't as such?
bgz Offline
#69 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 2:17 AM EST
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Oh ya, crash time for me!
delta1 Offline
#70 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 2:32 AM EST
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z word, but not in the office...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#71 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 4:43 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#72 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 7:10 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
DrafterX Offline
#73 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 7:10 AM EST
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What is the 'R' word..?? Huh
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#74 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 8:55 AM EST
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Happy Hump Day! So ready for my 4 day weekend and fishing in PA. Enjoy your day fellas.
MACS Offline
#75 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 9:09 AM EST
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Staying home to recover day 2.
gummy jones Offline
#76 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 9:11 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
What is the 'R' word..?? Huh


bruddy rarry, bruddy rarry, bruddy rarry
-kim jon fat voice
DrafterX Offline
#77 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 9:15 AM EST
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is this another Bloody and his Fireman joke..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#78 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 9:19 AM EST
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Looking back on when I
Was a little nappy headed boy..
Then my only worry
Was for Christmas what would be my toy... Whistle
bgz Offline
#79 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 11:37 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
What is the 'R' word..?? Huh


I don't know, and I don't want to find out.
DrafterX Offline
#80 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 12:30 PM EST
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beef chimichanga.. rice & bean.. chips.. Laugh
bgz Offline
#81 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 12:35 PM EST
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Ham and Egg breakfast sandwich with a side of hash-browns :D
MACS Offline
#82 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 5:25 PM EST
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I had Pho for lunch... combination fried rice, too. I'm feeling much better.

Back to work tomorrow.
gummy jones Offline
#83 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 5:34 PM EST
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Dutch oven chicken and spaghetti, washing it down with a gose
Ram27 Offline
#84 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 6:55 PM EST
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Howdy folks.Herfing
Hope you feel better soon MAC.

ram27bat
opelmanta1900 Offline
#85 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 6:59 PM EST
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Tomatoes for lunch... and some other stuff... mostly tomatoes... wifes picking up some bacon on her way home... probably have bacon and tomatoes for dinner...
DrafterX Offline
#86 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 7:43 PM EST
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Wife made tacos for dinner... Had tacos for lunch yesterday...
bgz Offline
#87 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 7:57 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Dutch oven chicken and spaghetti, washing it down with a gose


lmfao, your lady gave you a dutch oven for dinner!!!
danmdevries Offline
#88 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 1:06 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas
8trackdisco Offline
#89 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 5:10 AM EST
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Off to the office.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#90 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 5:21 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#91 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 6:44 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#92 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 6:47 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Tomatoes for lunch... and some other stuff... mostly tomatoes... wifes picking up some bacon on her way home... probably have bacon and tomatoes for dinner...

Leftover pizza for launch toady for me.

Morning fellawsZ back to facing cabinets.
itsawaldo Offline
#93 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 7:20 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Cool Dudes..


What he said!
DrafterX Offline
#94 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 7:27 AM EST
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Laugh
MACS Offline
#95 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 7:48 AM EST
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Well... time to get locked up.

Work release, don'tcha know... I go in to work, and when I'm done... they release me.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#96 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 7:51 AM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Leftover pizza for launch toady for me.

Morning fellawsZ back to facing cabinets.


I do believe I was still asleep... Lol.

My apologies.
DrafterX Offline
#97 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 7:51 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... time to get locked up.

Work release, don'tcha know... I go in to work, and when I'm done... they release me.




Feeling better..?? Huh
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#98 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 8:57 AM EST
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Friday-eve..praise God. Morning all!
gummy jones Offline
#99 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 10:00 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
lmfao, your lady gave you a dutch oven for dinner!!!


dont judge me
MACS Offline
#100 Posted: Thu, Jun 29 2017, 10:24 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Feeling better..?? Huh


Comparatively speaking, yes. Still coughing up lung cookies, but at least the cough is productive.
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