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Natethegreat920 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 3:54 PM EST
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I'm looking to buy some cigars for an italian neighbor. He only smokes huge cigars. 70-75" gauge. Is there some cigars you recommend? Also, is there a filter to just find those? I used to be able to just search "70" and some 70 gauge cigars would come up.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 4:00 PM EST
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Thick, n, large is how he likes em.

Check chunktastic mega sampler

Your welcome
bgz Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 4:15 PM EST
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He's not using them for smoking is he Monica.
Peckerhead Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 4:18 PM EST
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Light skinned or dark?
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 4:21 PM EST
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That's not a cigar cutterScared Scared Scared Woot Woot Woot
Abrignac Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 4:23 PM EST
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Peckerhead wrote:
Light skinned or dark?



Sounds like he loves smoking maduros.
cameroon Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 4:26 PM EST
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Natethegreat920 wrote:
I'm looking to buy some cigars for an italian neighbor. He only smokes huge cigars. 70-75" gauge. Is there some cigars you recommend? Also, is there a filter to just find those? I used to be able to just search "70" and some 70 gauge cigars would come up.


Welcome! For someone who knows nothing about cigars, your screen name doesn't seem entirely appropriate. More in keeping with the facts, do you mind if we call you Masturbates24/7?
Natethegreat920 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 4:47 PM EST
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You guys have been a great help. I actually smoke a lot of cigars. Probably have ordered over $10,000 in cigars in over the past 5 years. I just don't know my terms/brands very well. I usually just stick to Gurkha's and Acids. I bought him some Schizo 70x6, a few years ago, and he loved them but they are no longer on here.

Can anyone give me some brands with a 70+ gauge?
tamapatom Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:15 PM EST
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Uh oh..........Acids, Gurkhas and +70 ring gauge in one post. Could cause a tear in the space-time continuum.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:21 PM EST
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Natethegreat920 wrote:
You guys have been a great help. I actually smoke a lot of cigars. Probably have ordered over $10,000 in cigars in over the past 5 years. I just don't know my terms/brands very well. I usually just stick to Gurkha's and Acids. I bought him some Schizo 70x6, a few years ago, and he loved them but they are no longer on here.

Can anyone give me some brands with a 70+ gauge?

I sent you a pm, but I'm not gonna be nice to you out in the open...
bgz Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:34 PM EST
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Natethegreat920 wrote:
You guys have been a great help. I actually smoke a lot of cigars. Probably have ordered over $10,000 in cigars in over the past 5 years. I just don't know my terms/brands very well. I usually just stick to Gurkha's and Acids. I bought him some Schizo 70x6, a few years ago, and he loved them but they are no longer on here.

Can anyone give me some brands with a 70+ gauge?


Let me get this straight, you spent over $10k on Gurkhas and Acids?!?!

WTF, really?

You might want to check the overbids thread, you're probably referenced in 100s of them.
Natethegreat920 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:51 PM EST
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You can go check it bgz. You might not be able to sleep tonight if you dont.
jasecoff Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:56 PM EST
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70!? Holy cow! CI has a CAO 770 its a 7x70 Not sure thats a cigar or a baton though! Course you may need it to beat these guys off of you after the Gurkha post
gummy jones Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 5:59 PM EST
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This noob bites back
With a rabid gurkha mouth
Nice
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 6:04 PM EST
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Natethegreat920 wrote:
You can go check it bgz. You might not be able to sleep tonight if you dont.


Suit yourself, you're the one overpaying for gurks and potpourri.
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 7:05 PM EST
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Natethegreat920 wrote:
I'm looking to buy some cigars for an italian neighbor. He only smokes huge cigars. 70-75" gauge. Is there some cigars you recommend? Also, is there a filter to just find those? I used to be able to just search "70" and some 70 gauge cigars would come up.

one post in 5 years!

you never write, you never call...we were worried sick!
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 7:41 PM EST
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You want a real answer... this is the only true answer, right here.

What it lacks in girth, it makes up for in length.

LFD Digger

You're welcome.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 7:55 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
one post in 5 years!

you never write, you never call...we were worried sick!



We could have saved him so much time, money, frustration......
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 7:57 PM EST
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10k of Gurks and acids in five years???

I bet you sure do have a purty mouth!
qmech Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:15 PM EST
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70 ring or larger hmmm
EP Carrillo..... Inch
Drew Estate..... My Uzi Weighs a Ton
Room 101, Asylum etc.
Q
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:19 PM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
10k of Gurks and acids in five years???

I bet you sure do have a purty mouth!

WTF?
You really are a Hillbilly, Josh!

I've been wrong all this time?
Peckerhead Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:31 PM EST
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I hear banjo music. Paddle faster!
MACS Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 8:50 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I sent you a pm, but I'm not gonna be nice to you out in the open...


This is true... he called me a b*tch, and a stupid, inarticulate douche in one thread.

Damn near hurt my only feeling, too.
bgz Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 9:06 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
This is true... he called me a b*tch, and a stupid, inarticulate douche in one thread.

Damn near hurt my only feeling, too.


Ya, and he told me my neighbor is going to "r word" me after he roofies my BLT.

I can't even look at bacon anymore.
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 9:31 PM EST
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Lol Frank!

Sounds like this fellar got his panties in a wad wasting 10k on tunneling, and boating cigars.

A bigger ring gauge of chit gars won't make them burn better.
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 10:07 PM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Lol Frank!

Sounds like this fellar got his panties in a wad wasting 10k on tunneling, and boating cigars.

A bigger ring gauge of chit gars won't make them burn better.

me and his mom haven't heard from him since 2012, so he's dead to us.
jjanecka Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 10:11 PM EST
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Do they call the guy with the giant sausage cigars "Big Poppa Wop?" Because if they do, I know that guy.
jasecoff Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jun 27 2017, 10:39 PM EST
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Its one thing to actually admit to smoking Gurks and Acids on a regular basis.... but I think its actually quite disturbing that someone would actually keep track of the amount spent on them and throw it down like its a badge of honor or something
DrMaddVibe Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 7:57 AM EST
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Natethegreat920 wrote:
You guys have been a great help. I actually smoke a lot of cigars. Probably have ordered over $10,000 in cigars in over the past 5 years. I just don't know my terms/brands very well. I usually just stick to Gurkha's and Acids. I bought him some Schizo 70x6, a few years ago, and he loved them but they are no longer on here.

Can anyone give me some brands with a 70+ gauge?




Thank you for your bravery and for keeping the lights on at CBid, Drew Estates (fun while it lasted!) and Gurkha - THE Rolls Royce of cigars.


I think you probably are the biggest reason why Drew Estates called it quits. How could you just stop buying them? I mean, they sell them other places too but to just stop cold turkey?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 8:25 AM EST
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Seriously, if you think anything from Acid and Gurkha is good, then you literally haven't tried anything else. Those are two of the worst out there. I would rather quit cigars forever than have to smoke those dog rockets. Branch out a little, brother. Yikes!

The Room 101 Paybacks in 70 ring gauge are pretty good. I also enjoy big, thick cigars. If he is willing to drop down to 60, the options are limitless.
JadeRose Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 10:26 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I also enjoy big, thick, black, veiny cigars. Reminds me of my prison days.





Hmmmmmmmmm.........
Peckerhead Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Jun 28 2017, 1:18 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:

Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I also enjoy big, thick, black, veiny cigars. Reminds me of my prison days. .


Hmmmmmmmmm.........


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