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jasecoff Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 6:23 PM EST
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So my daughters boyfriend asked if he could have a cigar.... I gave him a Chillin Moose... Am I going to go to hell now?
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 6:56 PM EST
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The short answer is no.

Karma is a hindu or buddhist concept... they believe in reincarnation. You won't go to hell, you'll just come back as a flea ridden stray dog... in that chinese city that cooks and eats dogs. Then you'll come back as something worse.

Unless, of course, you like those cigars and didn't give him one to be an ass... which can't be true or you wouldn't have asked such a question.
jasecoff Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 7:00 PM EST
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HAHA actually I have never tried one. I got a fiver for like $10 and thought they would be good throw down cigars at work. At least now I know whats in store for me
MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 7:18 PM EST
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$2 a smoke should have been a clue.

I have never tried the vast majority of offerings here, so I don't know what's good and what isn't. CBid sells very few cigars I am willing to buy, now.
jasecoff Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 7:22 PM EST
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oh I knew they weren't going to be amazing. I like to try different ones so I have an idea of whats out there. This is a table scrap smoke I know, but I thought what the hell... it will be interesting to get his feedback on it.
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 7:34 PM EST
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jasecoff wrote:
oh I knew they weren't going to be amazing. I like to try different ones so I have an idea of whats out there. This is a table scrap smoke I know, but I thought what the hell... it will be interesting to get his feedback on it.


I did much the same when I first started. Do yourself a favor... just start buying Havanas and higher end smokes. You'll save a lot of money on crap you're never going to like, and would be embarrassed to give away. Cheap cigars are not good 98.2% of the time. And when you find one that IS good... it gets expensive fast... because it's good.
deadeyedick Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 7:54 PM EST
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If he turns green throws up yes you are going to hell. But you were probably going to hell anyway like most of us.
MACS Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 7:56 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
If he turns green throws up yes you are going to hell. But you were probably going to hell anyway like most of us.


Oh ye, of little faith!!

I'm going to heaven!! And I'm all f***ed up!
deadeyedick Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 7:58 PM EST
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We'll miss you my friend. Say hi to Frank.
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 7:59 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
We'll miss you my friend.


LMFAO!! Damn you Rick!
deadeyedick Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 8:01 PM EST
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See there! Thats why I'm going to hell. I be damned! Besides, there is no smoking within 20 feet of the pearly gates.
MACS Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 8:09 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
See there! Thats why I'm going to hell. I be damned! Besides, there is no smoking within 20 feet of the pearly gates.


NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Speyside Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 8:31 PM EST
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So heaven is run by Democrats?
MACS Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 8:33 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
So heaven is run by Democrats?


OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!
jasecoff Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 9:29 PM EST
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Ok I may not be as bad off as I thought. Granted I am sick with a sore throat but this moose isn't THAT bad. Hell of a lot better than a Gurk. Has some slight pepper notes and a decent tobacco taste.

Of course being table scraps who knows what another one might be like but this is easily a decent yardgar. Of course this is just my opinion...and we all know how those are..
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 10:04 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
We'll miss you my friend. Say hi to Frank.

more like save me a seat!

Membership in The Chosen has its privileges.
8trackdisco Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Jul 1 2017, 10:08 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
The short answer is no.

Karma is a hindu or buddhist concept... they believe in reincarnation. You won't go to hell, you'll just come back as a flea ridden stray dog... in that chinese city that cooks and eats dogs. Then you'll come back as something worse.

Unless, of course, you like those cigars and didn't give him one to be an ass... which can't be true or you wouldn't have asked such a question.


Wouldn't a flea in Hell be riding on the back of a hairless dog? It would be like living in the desert.

I've smoked Chillin' Moose. They aren't so bad.

If you want to punish him, give him rebranded Toranos.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jul 2 2017, 8:11 AM EST
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jasecoff wrote:
it will be interesting to get his feedback on it.


She kisses like her mom but does this trick with her tongue that made me...oh the cigar?
Speyside Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jul 2 2017, 8:20 AM EST
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If he had a rebranded Torano, he would never smoke again.
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