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500 Watermelons and Greyhounds
opelmanta1900 Offline
#251 Posted:
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I've decided to try and be a morning person... but so far the only good thing I can see about getting up at 530 is that I can almost justify the nap I'm about to take...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#252 Posted:
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I've decided to try and be a morning person... but so far the only good thing I can see about getting up at 530 is that I can almost justify the nap I'm about to take...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#253 Posted:
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Double posts are stupid...
delta1 Offline
#254 Posted:
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...and more prone to occur at 0530...
Ram27 Offline
#255 Posted:
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HOWDY FOLKS..........Herfing
gummy jones Offline
#256 Posted:
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White and black hounds like watermelons too
DrafterX Offline
#257 Posted:
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Looking at a bag of Prairie dog treats... Can't figure out if they're for or made from... Think
gummy jones Offline
#258 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Looking at a bag of Prairie dog treats... Can't figure out if they're for or made from... Think


Hopefully both
Muahahahahaha
DrafterX Offline
#259 Posted:
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OhMyGod
Ewok126 Offline
#260 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Looking at a bag of Prairie dog treats... Can't figure out if they're for or made from... Think



They are made from Prairie dogs, they are pretty good, you should try one. Sick

The only thing I could find on the net in descriptions was and I quote "All Natural Ingredients" but then again Sh*t is all natural so who knows. On the up side, I did not find any kind of recalls for Prairie products.
8trackdisco Offline
#261 Posted:
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Don't prairie dogs carrying the bubonic plague?

And maybe Hep C?
victor809 Offline
#262 Posted:
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I think you o nly get HepC from prariedogs if you walk in their piss.
dkeage Offline
#263 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Looking at a bag of Prairie dog treats... Can't figure out if they're for or made from... Think

We call them Picket Pins....Think
Peckerhead Offline
#264 Posted:
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The only prairie dog treat that I know of is my trusty .22-250.

danmdevries Offline
#265 Posted:
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Wife's gone for a few days.

Had some fried chicken and carrots for dinner.
Shrimps and beer before bed.

Love being home alone. Get to eat all the banned foods
Ewok126 Offline
#266 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Wife's gone for a few days.

Had some fried chicken and carrots for dinner.
Shrimps and beer before bed.

Love being home alone. Get to eat all the banned foods


ram27bat SHAME ON YOU, SHAME SHAMEram27bat ....... (sorry my wife was looking over my shoulder)Anxious
8trackdisco Offline
#267 Posted:
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A humid 61.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#268 Posted:
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#269 Posted:
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Cool Dudes..
MACS Offline
#270 Posted:
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Tuesday.

Go...
Speyside Offline
#271 Posted:
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Morning.
frankj1 Offline
#272 Posted:
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turned 64 today. me, not the temperature.
big deal, off to work.
DrafterX Offline
#273 Posted:
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OhMyGod

Happy Birthday..!! Laugh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#274 Posted:
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Happy birthday, Frank! 1 year for each inch of tripod?
gummy jones Offline
#275 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
turned 64 today. me, not the temperature.
big deal, off to work.


You're running for office. We know you elected officials don't actually work...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#276 Posted:
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Happy birthday F. Tripe!
MACS Offline
#277 Posted:
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Well, happy birthday, Frank. My mom's would have been yesterday... 77.
victor809 Offline
#278 Posted:
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1 day of work on site... 1 day of work in the city and then off to San Diego!
DrafterX Offline
#279 Posted:
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Are you going to da Boat House..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#280 Posted:
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Probably not. Usually don't go far from gaslight and the convention center.
DrafterX Offline
#281 Posted:
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It's right across the bridge.. best shrimps cocktails in the world... ThumpUp
victor809 Offline
#282 Posted:
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That's a long bridge to walk across. And in the opposite direction from everything else that matters.
DrafterX Offline
#283 Posted:
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True.. true...you could always steal a bicycle from some kid tho.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#284 Posted:
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.... well if have to steal like 3 or 4 depending on how many of us go. And we'll be drunk. And 1.5 of us are black so they'll get shot by the cops at the drop of a kid's bike...

Probably best we stay on foot.
danmdevries Offline
#285 Posted:
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Day two of no wife n kid.

Beer and leftover shrimps for breakfast.

Went for walk with puppydogs through the woods. Brushed the ticks off of them afterwards.

Grilling a couple pork chops for lunch.

Playing videogames the rest of the day.

Soaking some beans to make tacos later.
DrafterX Offline
#286 Posted:
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Taco Tuesday..!! I had 6... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#287 Posted:
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You misspelled "masturbating furiously like a coked up monkey all day"....
DrafterX Offline
#288 Posted:
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You've been spying on the Monkey Dude..?? Huh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#289 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
You've been spying on the Monkey Dude..?? Huh

Not talking
RMAN4443 Offline
#290 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
turned 64 today. me, not the temperature.
big deal, off to work.

Happy Birth Day........I hope your day at work was quite delightful Beer
DrafterX Offline
#291 Posted:
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I bet he got cupcakes..!! Laugh
victor809 Offline
#292 Posted:
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I bet he got a bj!
MACS Offline
#293 Posted:
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A gentleman never tells.








So... didja, Frank?
Peckerhead Offline
#294 Posted:
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Happy birfday Frank!

Beer
8trackdisco Offline
#295 Posted:
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This day was a a bucket a pizz.

This nightmare month better end on a big, positive note.
MACS Offline
#296 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
This day was a a bucket a pizz.

This nightmare month better end on a big, positive note.


Uh-oh... pressure is on to 'perform'. Anxious
victor809 Offline
#297 Posted:
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8s getting a bj!
8trackdisco Offline
#298 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
8s getting a bj!


after a month of corporate asz-rape, I deserve one.
MACS Offline
#299 Posted:
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Not from me, you don't... jackass.

I was speaking of comedic relief.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#300 Posted:
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These 500's get gayer and gayer... not that there's anything wrong with that...
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