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danmdevries Offline
#351 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 8:45 AM EST
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Home. Thunderstorms. Hope the thunder dies down so I can sleep.
Ram27 Offline
#352 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 9:02 AM EST
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And away we go, morning folks. Herfing



ram27bat
opelmanta1900 Offline
#353 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 9:11 AM EST
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sister and her family are in from washington... fishing time! spent a bunch of money I don't have restocking the freshwater supplies... should be a great day for my kids and their twin 6 year olds... and it's looking like a high of 75 up where we're going....
gummy jones Offline
#354 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 9:39 AM EST
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Gummy never turns down extra prayers (for the record)
MACS Offline
#355 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 9:45 AM EST
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Have fun, Opie... catch a big'un!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#356 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 11:43 AM EST
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So I'm driving down the freeway, my sister is driving behind me with her kids... we're doing 75 in the fast lane and a semi truck starts tailgating her... i got in the Middle lane, And when he started to pass me I stuck my cell phone out my window and started video taping him... i didn't know semi trucks could brake that fast... he did get behind me and exchange a few gestures with me but eventually slowed down so i think he got the message...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#357 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 11:44 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Have fun, Opie... catch a big'un!

At this rate we won't make it to the lake before sundown... last stop, Wal-Mart... then the mountain...
DrafterX Offline
#358 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 11:47 AM EST
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I didn't know Opie was a nark.. Think
DrafterX Offline
#359 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 12:20 PM EST
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beef chimichanga.. rice & bean.. chips.. BigGrin


Altho I ran outta chips today and they never brought me more... Mad
delta1 Offline
#360 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 12:51 PM EST
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SIL brought over a 4 lb bag of tortilla chips from Smart n Final a couple of weeks ago for a pool party...still have about a third of the bag left, after eating tortilla chips nearly every day...you want them?
delta1 Offline
#361 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 12:53 PM EST
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Opel shoulda tucked in behind that big truck and drafted towards his destination...woulda saved a buncha gas...
tamapatom Offline
#362 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 12:57 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
So I'm driving down the freeway, my sister is driving behind me with her kids... we're doing 75 in the fast lane and a semi truck starts tailgating her... i got in the Middle lane, And when he started to pass me I stuck my cell phone out my window and started video taping him... i didn't know semi trucks could brake that fast... he did get behind me and exchange a few gestures with me but eventually slowed down so i think he got the message...

I thought 75 was the slow lane................at least around here...........
dstieger Offline
#363 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 1:01 PM EST
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yep....doesn't matter if the speed limit is 50....IMO, of the three drivers involved, the truck driver was the least offensive
DrafterX Offline
#364 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 1:02 PM EST
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left lane around here normally moves 85 or better... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#365 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 1:04 PM EST
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in fact after Nov 1st you can get a ticket for driving in the left lane if you aren't passing anyone or moving over for vehicles on da shoulder.. ... Mellow
MACS Offline
#366 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 1:57 PM EST
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On a 4 lane or 3 lane freeway the trucks are only allowed to use lanes 3 and 4. A semi truck should never be in the #1 lane... also known as the PASSING lane. So, if you ain't passing the guy on the right of you... get the hell over.
DrafterX Offline
#367 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 2:31 PM EST
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ThumpUp
MACS Offline
#368 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 2:40 PM EST
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Chikens alfredo... gahlick breads.
DrafterX Offline
#369 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 2:45 PM EST
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and a fresh jalapeno..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#370 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 2:46 PM EST
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Think
I'm thinking a rack of stuffed jalapenos on da grill might be on the menu this weekend... Think
8trackdisco Offline
#371 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 3:29 PM EST
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How bad is a resting pulse rate of 90?

I need a mother of a nap.
DrafterX Offline
#372 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 3:31 PM EST
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A puppy-dog's normal pulse rate is about 80.... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#373 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 3:41 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
A puppy-dog's normal pulse rate is about 80.... Mellow


I have hair on my back. Does that count?
DrafterX Offline
#374 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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ya I guess... a tail would be helpful tho... Mellow
MACS Offline
#375 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 4:13 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
How bad is a resting pulse rate of 90?

I need a mother of a nap.


Well... mine is usually about 60, and that's good. Drinking water can help, as dehydration will raise it. Make sure you're properly hydrated, homeskillet.
Burner02 Offline
#376 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 4:17 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good morning, y'all



Is the traffic babe still on Channel 42?
delta1 Offline
#377 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 4:35 PM EST
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^ #371 ^

90 beats a minute at rest is within the normal range, which is 60 - 100 bpm. The lower, the more efficient, the better. If you don't have any other symptoms like fatigue, feeling faint, or dizziness, no worries. One way to lower your heart rate is to get more exercise. Another is to cut out nicotine and coffee. I choose to exercise more. I'm between 70 - 75.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#378 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 5:00 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
Is the traffic babe still on Channel 42?


I primarily watch 33/40, so I'm not sure. If I remember, I'll check in the morning

Think
tamapatom Offline
#379 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 5:20 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
How bad is a resting pulse rate of 90?

I need a mother of a nap.

A friend of mine woke up the other day, sat at the table for a cup of coffee and dropped dead. He was 65 and had no symptoms........ then BAM - massive heart attack

Makes you think.
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#380 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 5:56 PM EST
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I'm drunk... bottomless mimosas for lunch. Now drinking bourbon out of a flask at a panel on znation.
8trackdisco Offline
#381 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 6:14 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... mine is usually about 60, and that's good. Drinking water can help, as dehydration will raise it. Make sure you're properly hydrated, homeskillet.

I'm on a bourbon IV. I should be more than fine.
8trackdisco Offline
#382 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 6:17 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I'm drunk... bottomless mimosas for lunch. Now drinking bourbon out of a flask at a panel on znation.


That is down right, upright.

At least for now.
danmdevries Offline
#383 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 6:33 PM EST
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Back to work
frankj1 Offline
#384 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 9:41 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I'm drunk... bottomless mimosas for lunch. Now drinking bourbon out of a flask at a panel on znation.

good bourbon I hope.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#385 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 10:05 PM EST
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Frank, after bottomless mimosas I'm not sure it matters if it's good bourbon. Unless mimosa is code for some weird Comic-Con thing...
frankj1 Offline
#386 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 10:18 PM EST
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good point...plus I thought Victor was a Scotch drinker in real life
opelmanta1900 Offline
#387 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 11:28 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
On a 4 lane or 3 lane freeway the trucks are only allowed to use lanes 3 and 4. A semi truck should never be in the #1 lane... also known as the PASSING lane. So, if you ain't passing the guy on the right of you... get the hell over.

Big fan of using the fast lane for passing only... but not many others are in this state...

For the record this was a 3 lane freeway... lots of traffic but it was moving well... i had people directly in front of me, sister was directly behind me, semi was about 3" behind her...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#388 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 11:36 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
SIL brought over a 4 lb bag of tortilla chips from Smart n Final a couple of weeks ago for a pool party...still have about a third of the bag left, after eating tortilla chips nearly every day...you want them?

I hear if you crumble them up and sprinkle them over the bed sheets like rose petals, it drives women crazy... maybe just Mexican women though...
8trackdisco Offline
#389 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 5:12 AM EST
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I'd like to report, Friday has arrived.

Rejoice!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#390 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 5:19 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#391 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 7:06 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
DrafterX Offline
#392 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 7:08 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I'd like to report, Friday has arrived.

Rejoice!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yciX2meIkXI

Mellow
MACS Offline
#393 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 7:14 AM EST
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Good morning dudes... happy Friday.
tamapatom Offline
#394 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 7:56 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I'd like to report, Friday has arrived.

Rejoice!

But before you know it........it's monday.
DrafterX Offline
#395 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 8:06 AM EST
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Monday isn't a bad day... I recover from Friday, Saturday & Sunday nights of drinking too much beers and get ready for work Tuesday... Beer
DrafterX Offline
#396 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 8:17 AM EST
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So, every Friday I bring donuts in to da office cause there's usually only a few of us... 3-6 or 7 tops... so we hire a new girl, temp status, and I see her in da box of donuts putting an apple fritter and two donuts on her plate to take back to the front desk... the donuts are there to eat but but damn.... Think
Speyside Offline
#397 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 8:46 AM EST
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Morning.
MACS Offline
#398 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 8:59 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
So, every Friday I bring donuts in to da office cause there's usually only a few of us... 3-6 or 7 tops... so we hire a new girl, temp status, and I see her in da box of donuts putting an apple fritter and two donuts on her plate to take back to the front desk... the donuts are there to eat but but damn.... Think


Is she a portly girl? Maybe she has a thyroid problem, man... you misogynist. You're just picking on her because she's a temp. Wait, is she a minority, too? I need to know if I have to call you a racist, as well.
DrafterX Offline
#399 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 9:02 AM EST
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she's a fat white girl... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#400 Posted: Fri, Jul 21 2017, 9:02 AM EST
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You don't have to know, just do it... racist!
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