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Frank for president 2020 Cbid party.
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Speyside Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 4:39 PM EST
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An improvement of our 2016 choices.
gummy jones Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 4:59 PM EST
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Running mate hank?
jjanecka Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 5:54 PM EST
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Frank and Hank vs. Jjanecka and Victor! It's gonna be one Hell of an election...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 5:57 PM EST
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I'd vote for Frank. But, I'd also vote for jj and Victor. Either way, it's better than last November.
corey sellers Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:01 PM EST
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Frank's good wif words you know and he is like a genius

Got my vote
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:10 PM EST
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My vote is for sale... Silent bids being taken... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:11 PM EST
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How about Z and TW as the third party. Though Frank and Hank get my vote.
gummy jones Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:13 PM EST
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I vote for whoever promises thousands of new lots
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:24 PM EST
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That would be the Cbid party. Jj and Victor are the WTF party. Z and TW are the river van party.
victor809 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:28 PM EST
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Am I jj' s running mate to make him assassination proof?
RMAN4443 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:35 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Frank and Hank vs. Jjanecka and Victor! It's gonna be one Hell of an erection...

FIFY
RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:43 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I'd vote for Frank. But, I'd also vote for jj and Victor. Either way, it's better than last November.

I'd vote for Frank too, but he needs a different running mate. With Hank we'd still be getting the same unending twittering we're already getting from Trump. Anxious
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:49 PM EST
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... hank at least uses complete sentences...
RMAN4443 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:53 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
... hank at least uses complete sentences...

Not getting your point.
jjanecka Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:57 PM EST
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Yeah Vic, and we promise MILLIONS MORE AUCTIONS and to appoint Mr. Jones as the head of our special SSG division.
jjanecka Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:01 PM EST
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MAKE AMERICA SMOKE AGAIN!
Speyside Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:12 PM EST
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It will be tough going, Frank has the tripod platform.
victor809 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:21 PM EST
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That's a strong platform. But I hear only for 2 minutes. Then his stance on things .... softens.
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:23 PM EST
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If Mr Jones is in charge of SSG gangstalking of himself what happens? Will he finally be caught? Or will be go crazy trying to find the most elusive ex agent ever?
Speyside Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:28 PM EST
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Just think of all the mouth breathers that could dissappear.
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:31 PM EST
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I'm running opposition research over at Puff right now on Frank's ass.......

#MCBGA
Speyside Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:33 PM EST
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There is a Cuban cigar roller who wants to meet you. He says he has incriminating information on Frank.
gummy jones Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:41 PM EST
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I'm wondering if any candidates will offer free platinum memberships paid for by all the cc snobs.
gummy jones Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:41 PM EST
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About time you cc snobs paid your fair share...
victor809 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:42 PM EST
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Jj is gonna build the biggest and best internet wall around cbid to keep those noobs from getting in and stealing our posts. It's gonna be the best internet wall ever and puff is gonna pay for it!
ZRX1200 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:49 PM EST
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Teedubya and I are only accepting donations from Platinum members.

We've proposed a non member tax to distribute Gurkhas to all non members. It's for the poor, and if you don't support it you're a racist, bigoted, hate monger.

Cigars in every pot, and for the good of the many...administered by us two.
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:50 PM EST
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Which candidate will allow nips in the pic post..?? Huh
ZRX1200 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:50 PM EST
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We also promise more photos posted with more nudity.

Except Drafter. No nude drafter Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:51 PM EST
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Damn... Sad
SmokeMonkey Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:52 PM EST
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We need Victos as Secretary of D*ck Pics, then
SmokeMonkey Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:53 PM EST
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Or Victor, even
victor809 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:53 PM EST
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... the poor do deserve to have to smoke Gurkhas...
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:56 PM EST
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They won't mind.. Gurkhas have cool bands.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:00 PM EST
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Is that how you got started sucking c##k? Someone put a cool ribbon on it?
jjanecka Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:34 PM EST
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Folks let's not get sidetracked here about the reall issues at hand and how the Russians hacked Frank's email server which ultimately lead to the great Cbid crash of 2017. If elected it is my campaign promise to make sure there are no more Je..... errr... Cbid crashes ever! It's gonna be great we're gonna have lots to do under my administration!
teedubbya Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:41 PM EST
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If nominated I will run. Well more like waddle semi-quickly.
frankj1 Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 9:48 PM EST
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just got home. I am speechless, but not for long.
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 9:49 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:


pot in every cigar, and for the good of the many...administered by us two.


that will be tough to beat
teedubbya Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 9:49 PM EST
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Well hung lives matter!
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#40 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 9:51 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
That's a strong platform. But I hear only for 2 minutes. Then his stance on things .... softens.

but my opponents don't have a d!ck to stand on
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#41 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 9:52 PM EST
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I heard you cbid. Hank's out...won't let him back in the country from Canada.
teedubbya Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:00 PM EST
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Zrx is offering free hank piñatas filled with fighting cox for everyone.
frankj1 Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:04 PM EST
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I'm voting Z!
RMAN4443 Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2017, 12:01 AM EST
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I'd like to hear more about the pot in my chickens. Usually I just stuff mine with cornbread stuffing, but your idea sounds pretty good too.
SteveS Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2017, 12:22 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Hank's out...


In which case, my vote goes to Frank
teedubbya Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2017, 6:48 AM EST
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I think he was just stating the obvious. Hank is ghey.
jjanecka Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2017, 7:17 AM EST
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Earlier, my election partner, Victor made a statement that I wanted to expand on about the massive waves of illegal noobs.

They post competitor references, they ask about cello on or off, they take things literally and they commit the most heinous and diabolical offense ever, they steal our posts. We have found that these noobs cross over illegally from another website, Puff. Worst yet, we've had a number of incidents regard Frank's former running partner, Hank_the_Tank; fortunately, and I do mean fortunately, his crimes were so great that he has been deported back to Canada.

Enough is enough, this reign of terror must end! If I am elected we will build a glorious wall! It will be a great wall made with metal and fire. Our "firewall" will protect us so that we never have to deal with Hank again and we will get the funds directly from the noobs who crossed over illegally. Yep, that's right, I spoke with Puff and they were not happy. We will make them pay for the wall!
Speyside Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2017, 7:33 AM EST
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The rumor is Hank colluded with the Canadians. They supposedly told him the fish were YUGE!
gummy jones Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2017, 8:31 AM EST
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if frank/hank win im moving to esteli
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#50 Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2017, 8:36 AM EST
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If Frank wins I'll prolly have to take that bullet... Sad
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