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Frank for president 2020 Cbid party.
gummy jones Offline
#51 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
If Frank wins I'll prolly have to take that bullet... Sad


youll probably commit suicide by shooting yourself twice in the back and once in the face then throwing yourself into the river
DrafterX Offline
#52 Posted:
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poor X... Sad



but it's ok as long as Frank is... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#53 Posted:
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You could move to Canada with Hank.
Speyside Offline
#54 Posted:
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We need a write in to replace Hank.
Speyside Offline
#55 Posted:
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It needs to be one of Frank's Cronies, but we want transparency. The new ticket is Frank, Tailgater.
DrafterX Offline
#56 Posted:
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that would be gay... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#57 Posted:
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I'm gonna head a Gurkha super PAC and "swiftboat" the lowest bidder!

Win-win!

Beer
jjanecka Offline
#58 Posted:
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Well we already know that tailgater wants to euthanize everyone over 70...
DrafterX Offline
#59 Posted:
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I thought that I heard you laughing..
I thought that I heard you sing...
I think I thought I saw you try........ Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#60 Posted:
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If Frank wins, Mr Jones will be green lit for sure.
Speyside Offline
#61 Posted:
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I wonder if Hank received asylum for political or humanitarian reasons.
ZRX1200 Offline
#62 Posted:
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I heard he got a book deal, and a beach house from Frank1's super PAC.......dirty pool
RMAN4443 Offline
#63 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I heard he got a book deal, and a beach house from Frank1's super PAC.......dirty pool

Why would he want a dirty pool when he has a house on the beach??
Mattie B Offline
#64 Posted:
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Frank might be the first democrat I would consider voting for.

However, I'd never admit it, if I did.
Speyside Offline
#65 Posted:
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I think it goes without saying drafter is our deep throat.
victor809 Offline
#66 Posted:
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Just because TW says he can take the whole shaft down doesn't mean he's got deep throat skills... it's just tw. He's irish.
frankj1 Offline
#67 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
poor X... Sad



but it's ok as long as Frank is... Mellow

I promise to pardon you, posthumously

A grateful nation thanks you.
teedubbya Offline
#68 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I promise to pardon you, posthumously.


I'm not sure what this big words mean but I think frank just said he'd do him in the butt.
jjanecka Offline
#69 Posted:
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Ewwwwwww
DrafterX Offline
#70 Posted:
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Think
I'm still wondering why I need pardoned... Think
jjanecka Offline
#71 Posted:
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Yeah, Drafter's part of our camp. He didn't do anything wrong.
teedubbya Offline
#72 Posted:
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I think pardoned is code for boinked in the posthumous

Freaks
DrafterX Offline
#73 Posted:
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always gotta gay up the thread... Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#74 Posted:
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It's not my posthumous that's just laying there all splayed open
DrafterX Offline
#75 Posted:
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I bet you see posthumous splayed all open everywhere you look.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#76 Posted:
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Only when I'm on oooooklahoma
DrafterX Offline
#77 Posted:
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you leave our buffalos alone..!! Mad
teedubbya Offline
#78 Posted:
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No that would be a hippoposthumous
teedubbya Offline
#79 Posted:
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Or is that Oprahs back Door?
victor809 Offline
#80 Posted:
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I would put it in Oprah's back door. I could use a year or so of vacation...
teedubbya Offline
#81 Posted:
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I think it's too loose to get stuck for that long. It's not like she is one of bloody Spaniards chickens
victor809 Offline
#82 Posted:
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I'm figuring I could get a boy toy stipend or something. Spend the year by her pool in a speedo....
frankj1 Offline
#83 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I bet you see posthumous splayed all open everywhere you look.... Mellow

I thought posthumous was that mulchy garden stuff
teedubbya Offline
#84 Posted:
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No that's drafters smegma
MACS Offline
#85 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
... hank at least uses complete sentences...


True, but all his sentences are whiny and annoying.
MACS Offline
#86 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I heard you cbid. Hank's out...won't let him back in the country from Canada.


Well... my vote has been cast!!
victor809 Offline
#87 Posted:
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... are you telling me Donny two scoops tweets aren't whiny?
frankj1 Offline
#88 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
... are you telling me Donny two scoops tweets aren't whiny?

wrong thread, noob.
frankj1 Offline
#89 Posted:
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all kidding aside (like that will ever happen) if I am fortunate enough to win, I would like to appoint Mr. Jones to something,,,probably let him run the FBI.

Many here don't get him, and he has his "breaks", but he is the ultimate Y.O.G.I. and deserves the opportunity.
Abrignac Offline
#90 Posted:
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Agreed Jonesie is good people.
frankj1 Offline
#91 Posted:
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Mattie B wrote:
Frank might be the first democrat I would consider voting for.

However, I'd never admit it, if I did.

Mattie B!
I'm registered "unenrolled" but I get it...too young to vote for George Wallace? HA!

Thanks for your support, my brutha from another mutha.
Abrignac Offline
#92 Posted:
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Funny you mention that. Cindy & I got our updated Voter Registration forms in the mail today. Mine had had the same party affiliation since I was 18; NOPTY.
frankj1 Offline
#93 Posted:
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Abrignac wrote:
Funny you mention that. Cindy & I got our updated Voter Registration forms in the mail today. Mine had had the same party affiliation since I was 18; NOPTY.

is that like "unenrolled"?
I used to be "independent" but then that became a party.
Abrignac Offline
#94 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
is that like "unenrolled"?
I used to be "independent" but then that became a party.


It means no party affiliation. Down here we don't have Democratic & Republican primaries. You can vote for who ever you want to. The top two vote getters have a runoff if no one gets a majority.
ZRX1200 Offline
#95 Posted:
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Teedubya and I also promise to nominate CROS as our photo monitor.......
frankj1 Offline
#96 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Teedubya and I also promise to nominate CROS as our photo monitor.......

hope I don't have to play my trump card...






















see what I did there?
gummy jones Offline
#97 Posted:
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Wait this site allows photos?
Could have fooled me...
Speyside Offline
#98 Posted:
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Pay attention, that's the river van party, not the Cbid party.
ZRX1200 Offline
#99 Posted:
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Bill Cosby will be our Secretary of Health and Human Services.
frankj1 Offline
#100 Posted:
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oh yeah?
Charliebar will be ours!

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